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Departmental Procedures. 2020-09-27

2020.09.28 05:32 AztechnologyPR Departmental Procedures. 2020-09-27

Name of Run: Departmental Procedures
Run Link: Link to run on NeonAnarchy
Date: 2020-09-27
Time: 21:00
Duration: 4h
Threat: Medium
Scheduling: 48h-Scheduled
GM: AztechnologyPR, AztechnologyPR#5546
Runners: Chokehold (CoweanMacLir), Wyld (conriwynn), Facade (chikinsoup), Martin (DragonKnigh912)
Johnson: Unnamed. Aztec Guardian Spirit with Realistic Form.
Relevant NPCs: N/A
Location: Seattle - Tacoma
Opposition: Ares corpsec (present in large number distributed around facility but not engaged). Ares wageslaves (about a hundred, but because Ares, trained on a department-by-department basis and all with machine pistols in their desks as sidearms along with department-based weapons lockers).
Casualties: None. Run was socialed.
Collateral: None.
Synopsis: Runners stole a large box from an Ares facility and delivered it to Aztechnology.
Run Rewards: ¥24000, 5 Karma, 2 Knowledge Karma, 1 Light Fire 70 with 2 clips regular ammo.
An operation by Aztechnology-affiliated runners elsewhere results in a delivery shift of a very important box of magically-active items retrieved from insect metaplanes to an otherwise unassuming office of Ares Insurance. A team is mobilized to seize it before Ares realizes what has happened.
Team arrives and is met by the Aztechnology J - a strange realistic form spirit who acts very aggressively and directly, and appears to have considerable spirit backup. On a physical keyboard attached to an AR display, he lays out the basics of the facility and the goal, though makes it very clear that they are not to look in the box or ask about it. They accept, and move out.
Team scouted the facility, revealing physical, social, and matrix security and particulars, and noticing that it was open to the public. Wyld does matrix work on the host to locate building plans and inventories to exploit, revealing the location of the item and the workings of the drone delivery elevator. Martin performs astral recon, seeing the security present, including a watcher and ward. Facade looks into the social aspects of buying insurance.
Eventually the team decides upon a plan - Facade/Chokehold/Martin will enter as a party attempting to purchase insurance, while Wyld covers for them on the matrix. As Facade distracts those within, Chokehold/Martin sneak away under Wyld's overwatch to locate the box/item and place it on the drone delivery elevator to the roof. As they leave the facility afterwards after not coming to a deal, Martin's spirit spirits it away/
Box is delivered to J, who places it in their own shielded compartment, confirms its occupants, and departs after paying the runners.
Aztechnology gets the box and the unnamed insect items inside. Within the hour they are loaded onto an Aztechnology aircraft and returned to Tenochtitlan for 'processing.' What this entails is unknown.
The runners got paid.
Approximately ¥1500 nuyen each for social items and masks that were kept.
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2020.09.28 04:28 StevenStevens43 The Gaelic uprisings

The Gaelic uprisings
The real Arvirargus revealed:
To find out why "Marius" in the quote below, is almost definitely the same person as Sallustius Lucullus, you will need to first read my previous article to establish why this is.
Reading this article without first establishing the basic foundations, will deem this article useless.
So i will leave a link right here below, for the article you should first read, before coming back and reading this one.
Sallustius Lucullus
Link for article
Now i will introduce Sallustius Lucullus/Marius.
The legendary Marius is the son of the legendary Arvirargus.
Marius was a legendary king of the Britons) during the time of the Roman occupation of Britain, as recounted in Geoffrey of Monmouth's pseudohistorical Historia Regum Britanniae. He was the son of King Arvirargus and ruled following his father's death.
And in turn, the legendary Arvirargus is the son of the legendary Kimbelinus.
According to Geoffrey, Arvirargus is a son of the former king Kimbelinus. Arvirargus
However, it turns out that Kimbelinus is not legendary in the slightest.
Archaelogists have found his coins all over southern britain, marked "rex", which means he was a client king for the Romans.
Also he is written about in Roman records.
Quite simply, he is the same person as Cunobelinus, and Kimbelinus is simply a his name in a different dialect.
Cunobeline (or Cunobelin, from Latin Cunobelinus, derived from Common Brittonic \Cunobelinos* "Strong as a Dog", "Strong Dog") was a king in pre-Roman Britain from about AD 9 until about AD 40.[1] He is mentioned in passing by the classical historians Suetonius and Dio Cassius, and many coins bearing his inscription have been found. He controlled a substantial portion of south-eastern Britain, including the territories of the Catuvellauni and the Trinovantes, and is called "King of the Britons" (Britannorum rex) by Suetonius.[2] He appears to have been recognized by Roman emperor Augustus as a client king, as testified by the use of the Latin title Rex on his coins. Cunobeline appears in British legend as Cynfelyn (Welsh), Kymbelinus (medieval Latin) or Cymbeline, as in the play by William Shakespeare.
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Coins of Cunobelinus
Sallustius Lucullius:
Now not much more is known about Sellustius Lucallius beyond him having likely been a consul, aswell as a client king before being executed in 85 AD when the Roman empire began doing away with their client kings in favour of more direct ownership of British lands.
Also if you find it unbelievable that a Gaelic speaking Celt named Marius might have a Latinised name of "Sallustius Lucullus", then i will leave a photo of the Roman emperor Caligula.
Sallustius Lucullus
Anything more about Lucullus is conjecture or inference: for example, since every other known governor of Roman Britain had been a consul prior to being appointed governor, it is reasonable to assume Lucullus also had been consul; since all of the consuls from the year 85 until past the death of Domitian are known, he must have been consul before the year 85.
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Marble bust of Roman emperor Caligula
Now, if you have read my previous article, and you still have doubts about them being the same person, then know, that everything i have said, is pretty much now accepted as a contemporary theory amongst contemporary historians and scholars, as confirmed confirmed below.
But, from now on, i will use the name Marius to remain consistant with popular opinion.
Sallustius Lucullus
A second theory was proposed by Dr. Miles Russell of Bournemouth University. An inscription from Chichester, recorded by Samuel Woodford in his Inscriptionum Romano-Britannicarum Conllectio (1658) but since lost, refers to Sallustius Lucullus, giving his praenomen as Gaius and describing him as a propraetorian legate of the emperor Domitian. Another inscription from Chichester, discovered in 1923, refers to a "Lucullus, son of Amminus". Russell argues that this is the same Lucullus, and that his father was the native British prince Amminus, son of Cunobelinus, who fled to Rome c. 40.
Now Marius would have been at his prime just around the time of the Boudica revolt in 60 AD.
Boudica or Boudicca (UK: /ˈbuːdɪkə, boʊˈdɪkə/, US: /buːˈdɪkə/), also known as Boadicea (/ˌboʊ(ə)dɪˈsiːə/, also US: /ˌboʊæd-/) or Boudicea, and in Welsh as Buddug (IPA: [ˈbɨðɨɡ]),[1][2] was a queen of the British Celtic Iceni tribe who led an uprising against the conquering forces of the Roman Empire in AD 60 or 61. She died shortly after its failure and was said to have poisoned herself. She is considered a British folk hero.[3]
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Boudicea painting
Roman conquest:
Of course, the uprising was caused by the Roman empire trying to take ownership of the kingdoms and lands.
They were previously self governing provences that had good trade relations with Rome.
But when Boudiceas husband died, his will was ignored by the emperor, who done the same to Boudica as he was doing to other client kings and queens, and he took Boudicas kingdom from her.
According to Tacitus, he also turned her in to a slave, and she and her daughters also raped.
Boudica's husband Prasutagus, with whom she had two children whose names are unknown, ruled as a nominally independent ally of Rome, and left his kingdom jointly to his daughters and to the Roman emperor in his will. However, when he died, his will was ignored, and the kingdom was annexed and his property taken. According to Tacitus, Boudica was flogged and her daughters raped.[4] Cassius Dio explains Boudica's response by saying that previous imperial donations to influential Britons were confiscated and the Roman financier and philosopher Seneca called in the loans he had forced on the reluctant Britons.[5]
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Iceni territory
Boudica and her Iceni tribe led an uprising which almost removed the Roman empire from Britain, by destroying Roman Britains most important settlements.
In AD 60 or 61, when the Roman governor Gaius Suetonius Paulinus was campaigning on the island of Mona (modern Anglesey) on the northwest coast of Wales, Boudica led the Iceni, the Trinovantes, and others in revolt.[6] They destroyed Camulodunum (modern Colchester), earlier the capital of the Trinovantes but at that time a colonia), a settlement for discharged Roman soldiers and site of a temple to the former Emperor Claudius. Upon hearing of the revolt, Suetonius hurried to Londinium (modern London), the 20-year-old commercial settlement that was the rebels' next target. He lacked sufficient numbers to defend the settlement, and he evacuated and abandoned Londinium. Boudica led a very large army of Iceni, Trinovantes, and others against a detachment of Legio IX Hispana, defeating them, and burning Londinium and Verulamium.
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Boo! And her daughters
The end result was defeat.
She is thought to have died of an illness.
Possibly self enduced poisoning, to avoid enslavement.
The crisis caused Nero to consider withdrawing all Roman forces from Britain, but Suetonius's victory over Boudica confirmed Roman control of the province. Boudica then either killed herself to avoid capture (according to Tacitus),[8]
Now, does it seem a bit unbelievable that one single warrior princess and her Iceni tribe could achieve all this?
Well what you have to remember, is the Gaelic language during this period, was spoken all over Gaul, and before the Roman conquests, Gaul was a very large area, taking in much of europe and beyond, as i revealed in my article "From Gaul to Galilee".
But Boudica was known throughout Gaul, in many different Gaulish/Gaelic dialects, suggesting she was well connected.
The Gaulish version is attested in inscriptions as Boudiga in Bordeaux, Boudica in Lusitania, and Bodicca in Algeria.[13]
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Pre-roman Gaul
Now, Marius, who was likely executed in 85 AD by the Romans, was loyal to the Romans right until the death.
Marius established close ties with Rome and good diplomacy through tribute and respect of the Roman citizens in Britain. He followed the laws of his ancestors and ruled justly. When he died, he was succeeded by his son, Coilus.
And back to this Sallustius Lucullus/Marius for just a second.
Sallustius Lucullus is thought to have been part of Roman attempts of expansion in to Albany/Caledonia/Scotland, and he allied himself with Agricola during Agricolas conquest of Caledonia attempt, just before his execution.
Military activity
Archaeology can tell us something of Roman military activity in the years following Agricola's recall in 84. Sallustius (or his unknown predecessor, if one existed) may have attempted to consolidate Agricola's victories in Scotland by building the Glen Forts which Peter Salway dates to his rule. Forts at Ardoch and Dalswinton in southern Scotland, which Agricola had built, were extensively rebuilt in the late 80s and evidence of improvements of other military installations in the region points to a strong presence in the Scots Lowlands.
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Agricolas northern campaign
De facto king of Albany:
And the client kingdom that Marius ruled, would appear to have been the equivalent of todays Northumbria, and Scotland.
He was likely the de-facto king of Albany, though possibly not recognised by Picts, Scots and Gaels as such.
According to Geoffrey, he ruled wisely in the time when the Picts first arrived in Britain. A fleet of ships under the leadership of Sodric came from Scythia and landed in Albany. Once there, they began to destroy the lands and Marius was forced to react. Following numerous battles, Marius killed Sodric and set up a stone there to remember that triumph. In addition, that land became known as Westmorland after him.
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And as you may have read in the above quote, it is believed by Geoffrey that Marius was attacked by Picts that arrived in Albany from Scythia.
And as has already been established in previous articles, Scythia was an area in Eurasia that was led by the aristocratic Royal Scoloti.
It is also hardly surprising that there are Gaels fleeing to Albany, as Scythia is also coming under Roman attack, during this period.
.[10][13] Based in what is modern-day Ukraine and southern Russia, the Scythians called themselves Scoloti and were led by a nomadic warrior aristocracy known as the Royal Scythians.
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Tuathal Techtmar:
Now, it just so happens, in Irish legends, around this "exact same period", an Irish high king named Tuathal Techtmar was brought up in Albany/Caledonia which was his Mothers original homeland before she moved to Ireland to marry the high king of Ireland, who got overthrown, causing her to return to Albany.
However Tuathal Techtmar ended up returning to Ireland at around the age of 20 years, and fought a war to reclaim the throne of Irish high king.
He would also have been an enemy of Marius one would assume, as Marius appears to be trying to appear as the Roman client king of Albany, and Tuathal Techtmar is also of indigenous Albion kingship.
Later versions of the story suppress the involvement of the provincial nobility in the revolt, making the "subject peoples" the peasants of Ireland. The Lebor Gabála Érenn[6] adds the detail of Túathal's exile. His mother, Eithne Imgel, daughter of the king of Alba (originally meaning Britain, later Scotland), was pregnant when Fíachu was overthrown, and fled to her homeland where she gave birth to Túathal. Twenty years later Túathal and his mother returned to Ireland, joined up with Fiacha Cassán and Findmall, and marched on Tara to take the kingship.
According to Keating, the timing is absolutely perfect.
He was in Albany from 55 AD until 80 AD, and died in 100 AD.
Geoffrey Keating's Foras Feasa ar Érinn broadly agrees, dating his exile to 55, his return to 80 and his death to 100.
Now the end result of this war with Marius was defeat.
Though Marius was kind enough to allow them to have the area of Caithness, which the Picts refused in favour of going to Ireland.
Though some almost definitely remained.
In respect for the people he defeated, he gave them a small portion of Albany called Caithness to live in. Marius refused, however, to give them women to marry so the Picts fled to Ireland and took wives there.
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Kingdom of Cat:
And the word Caithness, does indeed come from the Picts, that lived in the Kingdom of Cat, after the name of their tribe.
The Caith element of Caithness comes from the name of a Pictish tribe known as the Cat or Catt people, or Catti (see Kingdom of Cat)
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Flag of Caithness
Gaelic dialect:
And whilst all Gaelic languages are connected, there are many variations.
The Gaelic name for Caithness, Gallaibh, means "among the strangers" (the Norse). The Catti are represented in the Gaelic name for eastern Sutherland, Cataibh,[2] and the old Gaelic name for Shetland, Innse Chat.
Pictish language:
And whilst the Pictish language is Gaelic, and connected to the Brythonic language, it is still of different dialect to others.
They could probably still hold somekind of conversation with eachother however.
Early medieval sources report the existence of a distinct Pictish language, which today is believed to have been an Insular Celtic language, closely related to the Brittonic spoken by the Britons) who lived to the south.
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Aberlemno stone
Irish high king:
Now, obviously Tuathal Techtmar did not just walk in to Ireland and get the vote of the people.
He obviously had an army that followed him to Ireland and fought for his return, and he is attributed to have fought very hard for this.
Túathal fought 25 battles against Ulster, 25 against Leinster, 25 against Connacht and 35 against Munster. The whole country subdued, he convened a conference at Tara, where he established laws and annexed territory from each of the four provinces to create the central province of Míde (Meath)) around Tara as the High King's territory. He built four fortresses in Meath: Tlachtga, where the druids sacrificed on the eve of Samhain, on land taken from Munster; Uisneach, where the festival of Beltaine was celebrated, on land from Connacht; Tailtiu, where Lughnasadh was celebrated, on land from Ulster; and Tara, on land from Leinster.
Irish Gaelic:
Now, Ireland was most likely already a Gaelic speaking country.
But legends state that during the invasion of Tuathal Techtmar, the current day Irish gaelic language emerged.
In fact, the legends even express a belief that the invasion of Tuathal Techtmar was a complete foreign invasion from start to finish, by foreigners.
Therefore, i think scholar T.F.O'Rahily is mistaken when he says that Irish legends are rehashing earlier return exile stories.
Whilst there were earlier invasions, i think there is plenty evidence to suggest that the invasion being discussed here, is an entirely different invasion to one that may have happened in the 1st or 2nd century BC.
The invasionbeing spoken about, and the language spoken by the invaders, was probably the form of Gaelic spoken by the Scythian based Gaels which first invaded Albany, before moving on to Ireland..
They perhaps did not even speak the same dialect of Gaelic as other Picts in other regions that have evolved in an ever so slight different direction.
The scholar T. F. O'Rahilly suggested that, as in many such "returned exile" stories, Túathal represented an entirely foreign invasion which established a dynasty in Ireland, whose dynastic propagandists fabricated an Irish origin for him to give him some spurious legitimacy. In fact, he proposed that Túathal's story, pushed back to the 1st or 2nd century BC, represented the invasion of the Goidels, who established themselves over the earlier populations and introduced the Q-Celtic language that would become Irish,
There is however a quite contemporary theory that Tuathal may have actually been a Roman puppet.
Romans in Ireland
Taking the native dating as broadly accurate, another theory has emerged. The Roman historian Tacitus mentions that Agricola, while governor of Roman Britain (AD 78–84), entertained an exiled Irish prince, thinking to use him as a pretext for a possible conquest of Ireland.[10]
Evidence of Roman occupation:
Archaeologists have in fact found evidence of Roman settlement in the areas most consistant with Tuathals war campaigns in Ireland.
Romans in Ireland
.[10] Neither Agricola nor his successors ever conquered Ireland, but in recent years archaeology has challenged the belief that the Romans never set foot on the island. Roman and Romano-British artefacts have been found primarily in Leinster, notably a fortified site on the promontory of Drumanagh, fifteen miles north of Dublin, and burials on the nearby island of Lambay, both close to where Túathal is supposed to have landed, and other sites associated with Túathal such as Tara and Clogher.
Military support:
Contemporary historians and scholars tend to actually believe that Tuathals campaign was supported by the Romans to have a friendly king that will put a stop to the Irish raids happening on mainland Britain, as well as of course for other future possibilities and obvious reasons.
Romans in Ireland
It is possible that the Romans may have given support to Túathal, or someone like him, to regain his throne in the interests of having a friendly neighbour who could restrain Irish raiding.[5][11] The 2nd-century Roman poet Juvenal, who may have served in Britain under Agricola, wrote that "arms had been taken beyond the shores of Ireland",[12] and the coincidence of dates is striking.
And it is quite contemporary that Agricola did indeed give support and refuge to an exiled Irish king, in the hope he would be useful for a future conquest of Ireland.
[9] Agricola fortified the coast facing Ireland, and Tacitus recalls that his father-in-law often claimed the island could be conquered with a single legion and auxiliaries). He had given refuge to an exiled Irish king whom he hoped he might use as the excuse for conquest.
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It sounds like the uprising was a lot bigger and more co-ordinated than simply one she-wolf.
It probably included Irish raiders, and even Picts from afar afield as Scythia.
It would all have been part of the war against the Roman empire.
As for the case with the Picts.
It sounds like Agricola gave them refuge from Marius most likely.
May have even used the inhumane way that Marius was treating them as justification for executing him, thus removing yet another client king, at the same time as gaining an allied army to invade and conquer Ireland.
Though, if this was the reason, then it was all fruitless, as no conquest of Ireland would ever be followed through by the Romans.
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2020.09.28 03:14 TheBubbus [A3: Vanilla+] Op Flighthaven Search and destroy, or else. SUN OCT04 1900 UTC

Op Flighthaven

By Bubbus
[A3: Vanilla+] Op Flighthaven Search and destroy, or else. SUN OCT04 1900 UTC

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Mission brief:

AO Map: Imgur link
The war for Altis has gone on longer than anyone had hoped, and what was once a united NATO offensive has fragmented into smaller, localised conflicts.
Bravo Company has been sheared off from the rest of its division by an unlucky combination of overextension and enemy action. Since being bottled into the north of Altis by CSAT and AAF offensives, they have worked closely with "Adrestia" - an FIA command element local to the area - and have pulled off a series of impressive defences together while waiting for Alpha and Charlie companies to break through with support from allied tank divisions.
Attrition has slowly worn down the barriers between Bravo and Adrestia, and members from each have integrated into united sections. However, supplies are now running low and the troops will barely hold back another assault before running dry.
A plane awaits upon the USS Freedom to drop supplies over Bravo's territory, but CSAT has concentrated short and long-range anti-air between them. The carrier will need to move on within two hours or risk being engaged by anti-ship launchers moving west from Nychi.
To enable resupply, Bravo has assembled a highly mobile platoon of Rhinos, Hunters and Prowlers to clear a safe corridor through which the plane can travel. If it is shot down, Bravo will be forced to surrender by the end of the week.


Terrain: Altis
System: 'Advanced' medical: medic bags, stitching, PAKs, lower reopen chance. Unconscious spectator script enabled.
Respawn: Wave based (at CO or SLs).


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RIF (Marksman DLC) MX + ARCO
MK (Marksman DLC) Mk18 + MOS
ENG MX + Toolkit + C4
Alpha Vic Rhino MGS UP
CMD (Tanks DLC) Zefyr Vermin .45
GUN (Tanks DLC) Vermin .45
Bravo Mixed car transport
RIF (Marksman DLC) MX + ARCO
MK (Marksman DLC) Mk18 + MOS
ENG MX + Toolkit + C4
Bravo Vic Rhino MGS UP
CMD (Tanks DLC) Vermin .45
GUN (Tanks DLC) Vermin .45


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2020.09.27 20:53 SwampFox82 The Covenant

The Covenant by Zeke Ortiz
Whether or not this will ever be published, who can say? It will be stolen from me by a GF of mine, But I know for certain that in the future they will remember me for just one thing, and that’s telling everyone that sodomy is an ultimate sin. Because no one who’s a part of something understands that.
I NEED TO MAKE PERFECTLY CLEAR TO EVERYONE THAT “I AM NOT A SAVIOR NOR A GOD NOR A PROPHET” Please worship God or Allah because they can save you from hell.
The Five Eternal Sins (things that send you to hell forever)
Molestation (Sodomy) – For molesting something, you go straight to an awful hell. A hell that you cannot escape. And never get out. If you truly hurt something in that way then you deserve to be prosecuted, tried, and killed.
Homicide – For taking someone’s life you go to hell. A terrible hell shall be yours if you kill someone.
Solitary Confinement – For imprisoning a living thing in such a way you deserve to be in such a bad hell that you’ll beg Allah or God for forgiveness and never get it.
Hatred – For hating someone or something with a passion you go to hell.
Doing nothing – And here’s how it’s a sin. Is because doing nothing just allows for evil to run your life and your thoughts. And when good people do nothing is when evil wins.
The Six Deadly Sins
Impersonation – Impersonating a deity is a mortal sin. Do no such thing. For it will send you to hell. Even if you do not realize that you’re not a deity – not for very long if you do not realize it, but you must realize that you’re not
False Worship – Worshiping or praying to something or someone that is not a God; especially an agent of evil is a true sin. Do no such thing. For all you will see if a terrible hell.
Gangstalking with Rules – For starting such a thing. Your existence will probably be destroyed. Because you’ll believe that the gang stalked one will go to hell instead of you. And when you finally get to hell, you’ll just believe that you’ve gone to heaven and never understand how it’s a hell even though it will be a hell to you.
Chapter #1 – Jozechariah’s Lie
And God said to me. “Do hard work for it will keep you out of hell.” And Allah said “Do not worship me.” And Jehovah said “If you had a son you’d understand.” I screamed at the top of my lungs, “But I am no pedophile!”
And God said to me, “But you must be, for Jehovah said you were and he is trusted for thou unto me.” “But I must not be, for Jehovah lied to you.” I said. And God said “Worship me for it will keep you out of hell, but you must do hard work and do as I say.” And I said “BUT I AM NO PEDOPHILE!” And I’m smarter than that, for hard work does not keep someone out of hell.
And Jehovah said “Worship me, for I will keep you out of hell and make you a good pedophile. For if you had a son you would understand.” And I whispered “For God and Allah may not understand, but I am no pedophile and Jehovah lied.” To keep his son “the god” out of hell again.
“For if you had a son, you would understand.” Said Jehovah.
And God tuned in from the future once again to tell me “For you cast Jehovah out of paradise, and for that are you remembered.”
And Jozechariah said “For you are a pedophile, but no you are not, and for I lied to God for you should not have sex nor get off.” said Jehovah’s son. “Yes, I am going to say it again, for you shouldn’t get off and you’re on a pope order.” Said Jozechariah. And Jehovah said “For I lied to God, for you would understand if you had a son.”
And God tuned in once again to stop me from writing this. But I am no pedophile and everyone on the planet was in on my good gangstalk.

And God tuned in AGAIN from the present to tell me “I wish for you to stop writing this, because you will go to hell but you are so remembered for it.”
And Johnathan Franks said to me “For Jehovah just appeared on the news to discredit the holiness of this book” And he said “He’s urging everyone to get in on your gangstalk with rules. But I am not for I believe you.”
And I said “But I have no idea if that happened, because no one ever has admitted telepathy to me.”
And Johnathan Franks said “But I believe you and you must go on.”
A little bit of current English for a second. I don’t know if Johnathan Franks ever “got in on it.” If this actually happened, then please shoot me. Because I will go to hell and God will have me raped constantly by my father and it’s going to be such an awful hell because I will lose something. Something I never did which was give my father oral sex and Jehovah assured me that he will force me to do it.
And the reason why this will happen is because God named a Prophet who was me, Zeke Ortiz. And Allah named a savior, Zeke Ortiz. And God wants my existence destroyed because he believes that I betrayed him in the worst possible way - sodomy. And even though I don’t really believe that I’m a Savior or a Prophet. I may go to hell because of Jehovah’s lie.
“But you will become a God” said Jozechariah. And I said “But how? When I will be in hell, condemned for your lie.” “And Jehovah said, “For you will be in hell for I put you there for six years, for you shouldn’t get off nor have sex.”
And Lee said, “Zeke, I’m crying. You won’t exist. God will destroy your existence. And we’ll never get to meet. I’m crying, because I believed it too. But I realized that God didn’t understand. You are no pedophile and I believe you.”
And Allah said to me “Stop writing this book, for it will put you in hell and God will destroy your existence. But I am on your side and God put me in hell just for being on your side. Yes, he is, for he is the most powerful.”
And Allah tuned in once again to say. “Yes, I am the God now, and I realize how to fizzle you back in. But you’re just a husk that is talking about Jehovah’s sin. And he molested you constantly. This is the saddest thing I have ever seen. You don’t wish to exist and why would you when all believed you had sinned.”
“You’re just a talking husk, and no one understands what that’s like because no one ever believed you.” And I’m so sorry about it, because this is the last computer you will ever have.”
“God appeared just once to let you have sex, and he felt your spirit and the second he did he realized his mistake. Which was never believing you.”
“But I am not Allah.” Said Geoup Kaleed. “And he made me Allah, because he trusted me but I was a pedophile, a “good” pedophile who thought he was helping children. And a part of the Saudi Leauge.” “For they forced me to do this, and I thought it was right.”
“For I thought I was helping those had been in bondage. For they needed sex is what I believed, but you never had it. Because this woman backed out because God appeared to inform her that she would be a God. Everyone became a god but you - just because of Jehovah’s lie.”
And Johnathan Franks of the now said to me. “You never had sex because the entire planet was in on God’s “good” gangstalk.”
And I said. “Then how is he God. Then how is he God. Because, God should’ve realized that a gangstalk was a sin. And God doesn’t Sin. So how is he God? Because I don’t understand.”
And Johnathan Franks said to me “I don’t understand Zeke, I had to get in on it. Because I needed Sex and when a man appears to you to tell you what to do named God, you have to do it.” “And I’m so “Set.” And I’m so set.”
And my soon to be ex-girlfriend tuned in again to tell me, “But no such thing is true.” And I asked “Are you saying this because you are in on it still?” and she said “Yes. And I cannot tell you.”
And Billy tuned in to say, “I’m angry that you’re writing this. Because you are a pedophile.” And I said “Fuck off Billy. Because I am sick of your shit. This is ridiculous.” And Billy said, “God doesn’t lie, so this must have been the case. And I’m in your good gangstalk.”
And Jehovah said, “For you will be in hell for I put you there for six years, for you shouldn’t get off nor have sex. And do not put this in there but I extended it for seven years.” I extended it to seven years, for you shouldn’t get off nor have sex.”
Victor tuned in from the past to say “No Zeke, you shouldn’t write such a thing. You are not a savior and not a prophet.”
And an angel from the future tuned in to say “You are not a savior but a prophet, who predicted sodomy was the worst sin.”
And Geoup Kaleed said “But you were a God this whole time named Orvastice”
[Maybe this wasn’t Geoup Kaleed in my head but it did have his voice.]
And I said “No. I don’t believe any of it. I don’t believe I’m a god, I don’t believe I’m a savior and I don’t believe I’m a prophet. I’m just an excellent person. Who believes that sodomy with imprisonment is this worst sin possible.”
And Geoup Kaleed said “Allah will never talk with you because he believes it too.”
And Lee said “But it isn’t fair. For Zeke truly worships Allah. And he never got to meet him because he still believes it.”
And Allah said “We all realized our mistake and were on your side.” And I said “I don’t believe that.” For you would’ve destroyed Jozechariah by now if you truly believed it.”
And Jozechariah said “Don’t put this in there for I was on your side. You just shouldn’t get off.”
And Allah said “This is just about his life is not holy. And I was on your side. But he talks with us too much.”
So, Allah never tuned in ever again. Even though I truly worship him. So I will pray to him every day. And I know for certain that god is making up lies in my head. But I truly was not a pedophile. And truly worship Allah.
And God said “I’m so angry with you, for writing this.”
And Patrick Stewart said – “I guess you can put this in there. But I’m no longer on your side.”
And David said “No you shouldn’t write this because I’m off your side and Jehovah’s great. And he has sex with you constantly.”
And I said “But that’s not the case! And I am no pedophile and just for the record. I am not gay and do not like you that way.”
And Allah said – [I DON’T REMEMBER WHAT HE SAID SO I’M SAYING SOMETHING THAT’S SIMILAR TO WHAT HE SAID.] “But you are not a God, so why do you believe that?”
And I agreed. ” I truly am not a God, nor a Savior, nor a Prophet. I’m just a lonely person who doesn’t ever get laid, because of some sort of gang stalk. I’m excellent. I just need lots of help.”
And I said “Please do not worship me. Please worship God or Allah. For they are Gods and can save you from hell. For I cannot.”
And Allah tuned in from the future once again to say – “Please put this in there, but you did not go to hell.”
Chapter Two – Jehovah’s Betrayal
As God realized what Jehovah had done. He screamed with rage for Jehovah could not hide his sin nor his son. As god got back on my side. He started screaming at Jehovah. “Where is he! Where is your son! For he has sinned and will suffer the ultimate punishment.”
“Yes, I am here!” said Jozechariah. “I am destroying your soul!” And God did. As God pulled Jozechariah soul out of Jozechariah chest and destroy it.
God and Allah sat down Jozechariah down from a different point in time to ask him one simple question. “How did you come back?” and I said to God “Jehovah stitched his soul together. According to yourself.”
“Oh no said God, he’s going to do it again. And Jehovah said “Yes I am for if you had a son you would understand.”
“Do not get off said” Jehovah and Jozechariah “For I will put you in hell, so you’re just like your father.”
And God said “
Suddenly God appeared and said “You’re going to hell! You’re going to hell!” to Jehovah
And Jehovah said “No! You ruined our plan.” Then Jozechariah turned back into himself and said laughed. “Yes, and it’s such a great plan!” “Jehovah then chuckled and said “Yes! And you’re going to rape somebody. Because that is our plan.”
Jehovah mocked the way I’m writing this and I said “So what, you think that hurts me?” And made fun of my stutter.
“Duh duh duh duh duh” said Jehovah and Zeke said “Do you think I care? This is a stupid way to mock someone.”
And Jehovah said “Well I’ll get right to it then. Your stutter [speech impediment] is gay, Zeke. GAY! And I’m going to say this too, but you’re gay Zeke, GAY!”
And Jehovah said “And you’re so gay in fact that I’m going to kill you for it.”
And Zeke Said “I’m actually not that offended for your disturbed and while I may be in hell, I can always brag about never rapping someone and always getting off by staring into the sun.”
And God said “For I came back and I’m so disturbed what I saw there. How did you set that up?”
And Allah tuned in from the future to say “For I am here, and I came back as well. And for how long, I don’t wish for you to know.”
And my future wife tuned in again to say “Kill me, please kill me for I went to hell for what I did to you.”
And I laughed at her and said “For what you’re going to do to me. I hope you go to a hell worse than anyone can ever imagine. And I hope God surprises you and doesn’t surprise you at the same time”
And Morgan Freeman said from the future “Yes she did for what you did to you. For she was not a God and thought she could get out of hell”
And my future wife said “I don’t even have a gun. I got a different wish from God. To have sex with your father all the time. And I hate him still:”
And now do you understand? Why you’re so smeared through time? Because this book did become famous and it smeared you so badly. And now do you understand why you’re in hell?
And she got the wish from god to have good sex with him just once. And god said certainly but you won’t get off because it’s not good sex even.
And Allah tuned in to say “She is an ass, a literal swine”
And Claire (and I’m using this name for her just once, JIanna Evans for I do not respect her and wish to offend her) tuned in from the now to claim that she is in hell and informed me a while ago that she has children in elephant suits.
“But she was not in hell. And is a liar.” For do not trust her I said. “Because she is a worshiper of evil.”
And my future wife tuned in to say “Oh no, Halls of the damned is still playing. I’m so evil too.” And then she fizzled away into a state of eternal suffering and pain.
And I said “For this does comfort me. But I just wish to avoid it. And I don’t know how. If she truly went to hell that badly. ”
A few moments later, Jehovah said over the levels
And Jehovah said “Zeke you’re not even listening. We’re going to make you so gay.”
And Jehovah said “Zeke, you’re not listening again. We’re going to make you so gay.”
Chapter Three – Gods Wrath Upon Jozechariah
And Allah appeared to appeared to talk with the Muslim church and scholars about his son, Zeke Ortiz. And they screamed at him, berated him, and begged him not to name is man, Zeke a son of his. And as they argued Allah held up his hand.
And they still kept arguing, so Allah held up his hand. And they kept screaming so Allah held up his hand. And then suddenly Allah screamed “Silence!” knowing that he had to. Because they wouldn’t have listened otherwise.
And Allah said “I am Allah and you will listen.” “Zeke is not your prophet nor savior, but a son of mine. And you will listen, for he needs help.” “I wish for you get him into the Saudi Leauge.”
And one of the scholars said “كيف هو ابنك - kayf hu abnak” or in English “How is he your son?”
And Allah said “I had sex with his mother, because she’d never “got off” before”.
Suddenly the Scholars of the Saudi Leauge erupted in protest. They screamed with rage and didn’t believe it was Allah anymore. They didn’t believe Allah would do that, so Allah held up his hand and they still.
Allah tuned in to say “
Chapter Two – Prayer “Bismilahi rahmani rahim 2. Alhamdu lillahi rabbil alamin 3. Ar-rahmanir ahim 4. Maliki yaumi din 5. Iyaka na’budu wa iyaka nastain 6. Ihdina siratal mustaqim 7. Siratal lazina an amta alaihim Ghairil maghdubi alaihim wa laddali
Or in English.
“In the Name of Allah, the Most Beneficent, the Most Merciful 2. All the praises are for Allah, the Sustainer of all the worlds, 3. The Beneficent, the Merciful, 4. Lord of the Day of Judgment. 5. You alone do we worship and You alone do we ask for help 6. Lead us along the straight path, 7. The path of those upon whom You have bestowed Your favors, not of those who incurred Your wrath, nor (of those who) went astray!”
I truly worship Allah and these are verses from the Quran that are prayer. If you worship Allah then please pray to him correctly by getting down on your hands and knees and praying to him your favorite verses of the Quran, and maybe add in your own prayer at the end.
I am too poor to afford a rug to pray on, but that is a part of praying correctly. If you don’t have a rug then ask Allah for his forgiveness before you pray. My favorite prayer is at the top. Please read the Quran, and please read the Bible, but never read the Torah. For Jehovah lied and it was a sin, so he was destroyed.
The proper prayer is:
ٱللَّٰهُ أَكْبَرُ "Allahu Akbar" - recited FOUR times. - Meaning, "Allah is Most Great."(FIVE times)
أَشْهَدُ أَنْ لَا إِلَٰهَ إِلَّا ٱللَّٰهُ "Ash-hadu an la ilaha ill-Allah" - recited TWO times. Meaning, "I bear witness that there is none worthy of being worshipped except Allah."(twice)
أَشْهَدُ أَنَّ مُحَمَّدًا رَسُولُ ٱللَّٰهِ "Ash-hadu anna Muhammad-ar-Rasoolullah" - recited TWO times. - Meaning, "I bear witness that Muhammad is the Apostle of Allah."(recited twice)
أَشْهَدُ أَنَّ عَلِيًّا وَلِيُّ ٱللَّٰهِ "Hayya 'alas-Salah" - recited TWO times. Meaning, "Come to prayer."(turning the face alone to the right and saying it twice)
حَيَّ عَلَىٰ ٱلصَّلَاةِ "Hayya 'alal-falah" - recited TWO times. Meaning, "Come to Success."(turning the face alone to the left and saying it twice)
ٱللَّٰهُ أَكْبَرُ "Allahu Akbar" - recited TWO times.
Morning (Fajr) Prayers
The following phrase is added after "Hayya 'alal-falah" in the Azan of the early morning prayers:
"As-salatu khairum minannaum" - recited Two times. Meaning, "Prayer is better than sleep" (recited two times).
''La ilaha illallah'' There is no deity except for Allah.
Chapter Three – Billy the Swine
And my soon to be girlfriend said “But he’s great and you should’ve loved him for he is a good person.”
And I screamed at the top of my lungs “This man put me in an elephant suit as a child! He is a filthy sodomite. And we’re never going to date because I cannot stand the fact that you slept with a pervert.”
And she said “Then I’m calling Billy, the head of the Bohemian Club. For your disgusting for not liking him and for not dating me!”
So, I called the police as she was calling Billy. But it did not matter, for Billy will show up and I will be forced to date a swine. Because that’s what she is for having sex with a filthy sodomite like my father, David Ortiz (not the baseball player).
And she tuned in from hell once again to say “I hate myself. But don’t hate you anymore, for I am in hell and always will be.”
And I said “Don’t you realize what sent you there? That filthy sodomite, David Ortiz’s goal was to make certain that you would end up there.”
And she said “Oh Zeke, then I’m the idiot.”
And over the levels I heard them having sex again. And didn’t even care. For she is the idiot for having sex with a filthy sodomite.
And her thoughts said “I hate myself for having sex with this guy.” So, I asked “Why are you doing that then?”
And she said “Because I like this guy. And no Zeke, you’re disgusting.”
And I said “For you’re not true to yourself, so why should I care? I despise those kinds of people and I do not wish for you any longer. Nor to begin with.”
Chapter Four – God Say
The and I’m quoting him here tuned in to tell me “Patrick Stewart is a prophet for he wrote this book and it is excellent” And as I realized how this happened to me. I started sobbing. Because I realized what God must think of me for not writing this book even though I had.
And she messed with me constantly. Berated me constantly. Had sex with anything that moved constantly. And yet, somehow, I despise her so badly
Chapter Five – The Angel of Evil
Chapter Three – Allah’s Covenant
There was once a time in my life when I was imprisoned by my father and put in a spandex, leather suit known as an elephant suit. He did this periodically over the course of my life. From time to time after school, he would force me into one and
They hire people to authorize those who are allowed to have sex. That should be illegal.
If you start such a thing or authorize those for sex when anyone should be authorized for sex – you will go to hell. For that is not allowed, as anyone should be allowed to have sex. For it is a natural part of life and not a sin. As long as you don’t do it against Allah’s wishes.
Rape is not sex, for those that interpret rape to be sex you are wrong. Rape is a sin and is sodomy. Do no such thing to anyone as it is pure evil; not out of disgust should you ever rape either. Even those who have been evil to others.
And God still l believed this angel, because Jehovah had lied to him about what this angel had gone through.
A man tuned back in to ask “Why do you think you are god?” And I said. “I DO NOT"
Chapter Six – A Guide for Life
“Come with me, Hail Mary! Run, quick, see. Do you wanna ride or die?” As I listened to this song I sang along and really loved it. I’d heard it a hundred times already but Tupac always would tune in from the past to listen to the rap/hip-hop music I liked.
Tupac said “You’re right, it’s all about living with it in the end. And I didn’t just die but will shortly. And you’re the best guy alive, and she does abort your son. So do kill her that day. That’s all I had to say.”
And I said “Can’t really kill her, but I’ll certainly wish for her to die.”
And Tupac said “You will, she aborted your son in a really evil way. By having him drop out of her vagina and the stabbing him right in the head.”
And, the hardest thing you’ll ever do is live with all of it in the end. For life isn’t fair and neither was mine. And even as I’m writing this, I’m hearing my future. For my future wife is a sodomite. And I despise this lifetime so badly that I can barely stand it.
Chapter 1 - Operation: Wet Work
My father was scouring the house for me. I could see it in his eyes that he was looking for vengeance this time. I had just beaten him with a crowbar, he was stumbling around the sunroom and was searching everything, just trying to find me. I was 8 years old, and I’d just caught him molesting my little sister.
So, I grabbed a crowbar from our garage and hit him as hard as I could in the back, when he was on top of her. “You might as well be walking on the sun.” played in my head. If I remember right, I hit him three times, then ran from him.
As I ran downstairs, I tried opening the front door, but couldn’t get around the lock. So, I ran into the sunroom, and threw the crowbar through the window, and climbed out. As I was running, I was sobbing my eyes out because this wasn’t the first time this had happened and I thought my father had changed.
In the backyard, I got right on my hands and knees and prayed to God instantly, begging him to save me. God whispered through my nose. “Get on our hands and knees and worship Allah because he will save you from the devil tonight.” So I did just that, got on my hands and knees and started praying to Allah.
Halfway through the prayer, I saw my father stumble into the sunroom, and got as low to the ground as I possibly could so he wouldn’t be able to see me in the darkness. He turned on the porch lights but couldn’t see me. I could tell he was about to come into the backyard so I got right up and ran right to the fence and climbed over it.
As I bolted over the fence, I ran right into the neighbor’s backyard and fell right into their pool. I saw as fast I could, and cried. Soaking wet, I booked it as fast I could into Swan Lake Park. I was planning on sleeping in the slide again. But ran into the field instead.
I was exhausted and didn’t quite understand how I’d gotten away when suddenly, a man who looked just like my father appeared. He called himself the devil, and said to me “Make a deal, Pompe.” I said no, and held up my fingers to him in the shape of a cross.
He started screaming with rage, and tackled me. He started trying to rape me, but I got free and then suddenly a different man appeared in a white flash of light as I was running into the bushes, named “Allah”. He instantly pulled his scimitar and screamed at him in Arabic “Alif la meem, I am Allah.” and stabbed him. Then disappeared.
As I saw him disappear, I passed out from confusion and exhaustion and knew for certain that I woke up into my personality Max just moments later. I remember thinking at the time how sad it was that Allah had to appear to begin with and was uncertain if he was a good person or not.
As Allah shook me awake, he was livid with me, telling me that I shouldn’t have been there to begin with and for hurting my sister a little while back. He told me, when I was Max, that it may take till 28 for me to get laid and then a few police officers showed up.
Allah talked with him for a second and said “This little boy is highly abused by his father, and you need to take him to an orphanage.” Because my personality Max always thought he was an orphan and wanted to go there.
A cop named “Billy” started arguing with him and said “Who are you, you could’ve molested him! I argued with “Billy’ and told him that I’d caught my father molesting my little sister for the fifth time. As soon as Billy was about to accuse Allah of molesting me again, he disappeared and told me that it was time to go back with my father and how he wasn’t taking me to an orphanage. I started crying my heart out and told him that I couldn’t live with him any longer.
Operation: Market Garden
I was a 7, and as my father was burying a dead body in my backyard, God, Allah, and Jehovah appeared to me and stopped time. My father had just hit me with a shovel and was screaming at my older sister to bury it faster.
God informed me that more people would appear and got that wish to play in “The Secret Garden” because of the movie “The Secret Garden”. So he made a secret garden appear. A man named “Hook” or “Guy” who was a pirate appeared and popped my eyeball right back into its socket and comforted me about it. He just doesn’t worry, this has happened to me before and you just popped it back in. As I sobbed, I still couldn’t see with my eye the way it was, but kept it closed and got to keep the eye patch he gave me.
Then Ben Franklin appeared and gave me a secret constitution that god wouldn’t let me keep. It was about how anyone should’ve saved me by that point as well and to join the Illuminati if I could at any cost over what was happening in my future.
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2020.09.27 19:13 coyavenue Jealously and Insecurity: How do I STOP comparing myself against other women when I’m seeing a man?

Making a post because I’m looking for advice from other women or whoever who may feel the same when they’re seeing someone.
When I’m completely single (22F) and not seeing anyone I am a fairly confident woman. I am comfortable with my physical appearance, wear whatever I want, and rarely second guess my hairstyle or makeup.
When I’m seeing someone I begin to question myself. Pretty much all dating gurus and men on reddit allude to a woman’s physical appearance being VERY high on the priority list for men. When I’m with “guy” and around other women I get bombarded with intrusive thoughts like:
Wow that woman is slender and I’m curvy, I probably look fat in comparison and I should lose weight
Does this sweater make me look bulky and matronly in comparison to this person who is wearing a body suit?
He is surrounded by all these other beautiful women, how am I suppose to “compete” how am I going to keep his attention?
Or my least favourite intrusive thought .....
“Men ArEnt IncLinEd ToWarDs mOnogaMy” and I see he is talking to this other insert (thinner, younger, very pretty, etc) woman, what would he do if I weren’t here right now?
Just in general, why would he “chose me” or commit to ANY women, when there will always be someone who is “better looking” - why the hell am I mentally ranking myself against other women and/ or when I feel threatened why do I mentally put down other women?????? Why do I care so much about the male gaze????
I HATE feeling this type of insecurity I feel like I’m giving off bad vibes when I’m with him and around other women at a social event or something. In reality, I know other women are my allies NOT men. I want to build women up and support them- not pit myself against them just because I’m in the presence of the guy I’m seeing
I am never rude or bitchy around other woman, I can just FEEL the insecurity inside, boiling up to the surface and it makes me feel awkward and not confident. Truthfully, I am ashamed of myself and this is a really unflattering post on my behalf. But like they say, I cannot change my ways unless I walk in the light of the truth and acknowledge my issues first. I hope you guys can understand and refrain from any harsh judgements- believe me, I already know this sounds terrible.
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2020.09.27 18:58 EpicVioletArrows A new plan for help

From: Gina Gurney [email protected]
Date: Tue, Sep 8, 2020 at 11:07 AM
Subject: Re: Money sent
To: Mark Lavorato [email protected]
Ok. I couldn’t reach the bank yesterday as it was a stat holiday. But I’ve just sent another now.
MTCN 4628533672
Hope this one works.
From: Mark Lavorato [email protected]
Date: 27 September 2020
Subject: A new plan for help
To: Joe Lavorato [email protected], Auntie Barb [email protected], Curt & Tammy Saunders [email protected], Chiara Gurney [email protected], [email protected], Peter Lavorato [email protected], Gina Gurney [email protected], Mark Lavorato [email protected], Mark Lavorato [email protected], Corrigan Gurney [email protected]
A note to my extended family: Please ensure that the email below is forwarded to: Joe & Lorna Lavorato; Gina & Raymond Huppee; Corrigan & Chiara Gurney; Peter & Laurie Lavorato; Michael & Lucas Lavorato; Doug & Barbara Saunders; Curtis & Tammy Saunders; Jill & Greg Walkie; Lou & Judy Lavorato; David & Joey Lavorato; Piero & Leila Lavorato; and Aaron & Logan Lavorato; In case I should die before any of you help me, I will publish this letter, along with other correspondences that you have received from me, online, to be seen by the world, at: bit.ly/JournalistsIHaveContactedWithThisClaim. This letter (bit.ly/ANewPlanForHelp) has also been shared across the following seven social-media platforms: Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, Pinterest, Reddit, Tumblr, and LiveJournal, at:

Dear Gina,
Thank you so much, again, for cancelling that inexplicably glitchy Western Union transfer, and then resending me another one in its place. It was, let me tell you, an extremely stressful, as well as physically painful, saga on my end. I was surprised to learn that, both the Western Union app, as well as your online banking services, would not function on statutory holidays in Canada. I had never heard of that before.
Anyway, as we established earlier, unless someone in the family is willing to pay for a $10,000 plane ticket that might leave Río Gallegos at some point in the next six months, I am going to have to remain in Patagonia until the end of the pandemic. But the good news is, I can survive on very little. And so, I’m writing you today with a proposal, a proposal for a new plan going forward.
As I laid out in our previous correspondence (bit.ly/PleaseCompelGinaHuppeeToKeepHerWord) you still owe me $3,400 of restitution. But, again, I’m going to offer you the benefit of the doubt here, and I will assume that the $500 that you sent me at the beginning of this month, was from you, and not from Ma and Papá. That would mean that, now, you only owe me $2,900 in restitution. So, this is my proposal: I propose that you send me $500, on the first of every month, for the next five months (October 2020 to February 2021), and then $400 on the first of the sixth month (March 2021). Together, that would total $2,900, the remaining amount of restitution that you still owe me. And, again, I want to assure you that, at the very moment that I have the full restitution in my hands (on 1 March 2021), everything between us will be in harmony and balance going forward; amends made, debts paid, order restored.
To me, the beautiful thing about this plan, is that everyone benefits. Ma, who must be in a state of extreme duress knowing that her only born son is slowly starving to death, can rest assured that I have food in my belly until the end of the pandemic. Papá can be comforted by the fact that I have shelter and clothing enough to survive the elements near the Antarctic. While our extended family can be free of the guilt of these frequent emails, which are constantly begging them for their mercy, of which they have none.
Again, I am offering you the benefit of the doubt here, Gina. If you choose to illegally withhold the tiny amount of restitution, which you agreed to compensate me with (bit.ly/1289-AVerbalContractFor5000DollarsRestitutionFromGinaHuppee), well, then you have the power to starve your own brother to death. Meaning, this is an opportunity for you to prove that, if given the choice, you would choose not to take my life. And, all you have to do to prove that, is to keep your own legally binding word.
Now, admittedly, this will only be enough money to, barely, keep me alive until the end of the pandemic — I mean, who of you could survive on $500 a month — but, by then, I will either have found sanctuary, received funds from my soon-to-be-up-and-running GoFundMe campaign, or have found some other way to make ends meet. This gives us all time to breathe, subsist, and take stock.
So, I hope you will get on board this new plan, Gina. I hope that our extended family will, again, contact you, and urge you to be reasonable here. And so I hope to see the first installment of $500 as a Western Union money transfer, in my inbox, some time soon.
I love you very much.
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2020.09.27 18:52 coyavenue Jealously and Insecurity: How do I STOP comparing myself against other women?

Making a post because I’m looking for advice from other women who may feel the same when they’re seeing someone.
When I’m completely single and not seeing anyone I am a fairly confident woman. I am comfortable with my physical appearance, wear whatever I want, and rarely second guess my hairstyle or makeup.
When I’m seeing someone I begin to question myself. Pretty much all dating gurus and men on reddit allude to a woman’s physical appearance being VERY high on the priority list for men. When I’m with “guy” and around other women I get bombarded with intrusive thoughts like:
Wow that woman is slender and I’m curvy, I probably look fat in comparison and I should lose weight
Does this sweater make me look bulky and matronly in comparison to this person who is wearing a body suit?
He is surrounded by all these other beautiful women, how am I suppose to “compete” how am I going to keep his attention?
Or my least favourite intrusive thought .....
“Men ArEnt IncLinEd ToWarDs mOnogaMy” and I see he is talking to this other insert (thinner, younger, very pretty, etc) woman, what would he do if I weren’t here right now?
Just in general, why would he “chose me” or commit to ANY women, when there will always be someone who is “better looking” - why the hell am I mentally ranking myself against other women and/ or when I feel threatened why do I mentally put down other women?????? Why do I care so much about the male gaze????
I HATE feeling this type of insecurity I feel like I’m giving off bad vibes when I’m with him and around other women at a social event or something. In reality, I know other women are my allies NOT men. I want to build women up and support them- not pit myself against them just because I’m in the presence of a single cell protozoa
I am never rude or bitchy around other woman, I can just FEEL the insecurity inside, boiling up to the surface and it makes me feel awkward and not confident. Truthfully, I am ashamed of myself and this is a really unflattering post on my behalf. But like shallon says, I cannot change my ways unless I walk in the light of the truth and acknowledge my issues first. I hope you guys can understand and refrain from any harsh judgements- believe me, I already know this sounds terrible.
I usually swing between “I’m a bad bitch” and “I ain’t shit” ugh 😑 I would like to stop the cycle and LEVEL UP..... oh and P.S, it’s not like ANY dude is gods gift to women, I just ASSUME all the women would want him in return. 🤦🏻‍♀️
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2020.09.27 17:35 GlimmervoidG As of 27 September, 434,969 people have tested positive for COVID-19 in the UK. As of 27 September, of those tested positive for coronavirus in the UK, 41,988 have died across all settings within 28 days of that test.

These are the key daily statistics as reported on the gov.uk dashboard
Daily Cumulative
Deaths in all settings (death within 28 days of test) 17 41,988
Positive cases(pillars 1, 2 and 4) 5,693 434,969
These are the key non-daily statistics as reported on gov.uk
Last Reported Total
Testing capacity (all pillars) (as of 25 September) 402,755
Testing capacity (pillars 1 and 2) (as of 25 September) 270,965
Patients in ventilator beds (as of 25 September) 262
Patients in hospital (as of 24 September) 1,727
Patients admitted (as of 16 September) 138,361
The testing pillars
Pillars 1 and 2 are swab tests targeted at those who are sick and with symptoms. They look for the presence of the virus itself. Pillar 1 and 2 tests are only counted when processed. There is no longer a separate 'made available' number.
Pillar 3 tests are designed to identify if a person has antibodies in their system, which means that they have had coronavirus at some point, but they do not test for the presence of the virus itself (as in pillars 1 and 2). Tests in pillar 3 are counted when they are processed by a lab.
This pillar does not report people tested or positive cases because tests are anonymised before being sent to a lab. Positive cases for pillar 3 are different to pillars 1 and 2 so should not be classed together.
Testing in pillar 4 is designed to understand the spread of the virus and the reliability of different testing methods.
As with the other pillars, pillar 4 tests are counted when they are processed by a lab. People testing positive from Pillar 4 PCR swab tests are now included in the positive cases figure. Previously this was not possible to due the inability to deduplicate individuals.
Coronavirus statistic's are no longer available on the 'Coronavirus cases in the UK: daily updated statistics' page. Instead data is provided by the Coronavirus (COVID-19) in the UK dashboard: https://coronavirus.data.gov.uk/
The following API queries were used to generate this post:
New version of this post, since the government has changed how they deliver the data again and not all the old sources are available.
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2020.09.27 16:52 redfireant3 [Arma 3 TvT] Cops vs Slavs - Friday 2 Oct. @ 19:00 UTC

Calendar Details:2020-10-02 19:00Arma 3 Cops vs Slavs


Cops vs Slavs

*a modified version of Nytemyre's Cloud Jumper OP.


When? 19:00 UTC
Get the mods through our mod downloader, Swifty
Want more info? Our documentation
Join our Arma unit: https://units.arma3.com/unit/themisfitcompany
Recommended reading: http://ttp3.dslyecxi.com/
If you have any issues with mods or teamspeak, do not hesitate to contact the event host or any of the helpers on teamspeak or Discord. DM on Discord and Reddit PM are the easiest way to get a hold of the event host.
Maps and Mods required:
CUP Terrains - Maps https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=583544987

CUP ACE3 Compatibility Addon - Terrains https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1375890861



A local militia group ambushed an armored car and intend on using it to assault the Police stations in Electro and Cherno.

Enemy Forces

  • The Opfor will have access to civilian cars and the armored car.
  • The Blufor will have access to an unarmed Mi-8 and MD500 along with speed boats and zodiac boats. In addition to that, they can make use of the unarmed police vehicles at the stations.

Friendly Forces

  • The Blufor should be aware of the friendly squad of Police at the Police stations.

Civil/Terrain considerations

  • There are civilians in the city and beware of local vehicle traffic. ## Mission


Map of the AO: https://imgur.com/pvVafkG

Commander's Intent

  • Blufor will have demo blocks in their vehicles and RPG-25 launchers (AT role) to disable then destroy the armored car
  • Opfor will have RPG-7 launchers (AT role)

Concept of the Operations

Blufor mission Find and destroy the Armored car or eliminate all militia soldiers.
Opfor mission Hide and defend the Armored car and find and eliminate the chief of police in Electro and Cherno.
Mission Rules:
BOTH teams can source tires from any vehicle. Weapons & equipment can be scavaged but don't change uniforms/clothes.
Opfor rules
  • Opfor can hide the Armored car where they want but cannot leave the Red marked area. (it triggers game end when all Opfor leaves the area)
  • Opfor must eliminate in order on round 1:Electro then Cherno police chief then round 2:Cherno then Electro.
  • Opfor is allowed to engage civilians
Blufor rules
  • Helicopters in base need to be refueled before they can be used -Blufor UAVs are deployed at the Police stations.
  • Blufor has access to 2 infiltration options: Rubber rafts South (scroll wheel on the boat in base to TP to platform) Helo pad
  • Blufor units are NOT allowed to engage civilians


ONE LIFE EVENT, once you die it will go to a spectate screen then a second round will be played with a different version of the map and sides switched. ONE HOUR TIME LIMIT per round.

Administration - "Bad Guys & Bandages"

  • Enemy Prisoners of War can happen but don't be surprised if they suicide.
Before round 1 Zues will TP everyone to the staged picture spot then restart the map.


Use this in your slotting comment:
IGN: Discord Name: Slot: Alpha A1 AR 
CO, squad leaders and special roles (all roles in bold letters) should join the teamspeak 30 minutes before the event starts for planning the mission.
If this is your first event with us we would also like to ask you to join 30 minutes early for a quick introduction to MC.


This list is not guaranteed to be up to date! Do a quick look through the comments to make sure your slot hasn't already been claimed.
You need to have played at least three events with us for all leadership and special roles like pilots or vehicle crew.
Callsign/ Role IGN Weapon Notes
2ic AK-105
PLT Medic AK-105
UAV Operator BlueBlack AK-105
Helo Pilot AK-105
Crew Lt Cuddles AK-105
Helo Pilot AK-105
Engineer AK-105
ALPHA Squad Leader AK-105
Autorifleman RPK-74
Medic AK-105
Medic AK-105
FTL AK-105
Marksman Syrupy_M00se AK-105 PSO-1m2 sight and Supressor
Rifleman AT AK-105 RPG-25
Rifleman AK-105
BRAVO Leader AK-105
Autorifleman RPK-74
Medic AK-105
Medic AK-105
FTL AK-105
Marksman AK-105 PSO-1m2 sight and Supressor
Rifleman AT AK-105 RPG-25
Rifleman AK-105
CHARLIE Leader AK-105
Autorifleman RPK-74
Medic AK-105
Medic AK-105
FTL AK-105
Marksman AK-105 PSO-1m2 sight and Supressor
Rifleman AT AK-105 RPG-25
Rifleman AK-105
Callsign/ Role IGN Weapon Notes
------------------------ ---- --------- -----
2ic AKM/GP25
Engineer AKM
ALPHA Squad Leader AKM/GP25
Autorifleman RPK
Autorifleman RPK
Medic AKM
Medic AKM
Marksman Dexterity b AKMN PSO-1m2 sight and Supressor
Rifleman AT AKM RPG-7
BRAVO Squad Leader AKM/GP25
Autorifleman RPK
Autorifleman RPK
Medic AKM
Medic AKM
Marksman AKMN PSO-1m2 sight and Supressor
Rifleman AT AKM RPG-7
CHARLIE Squad Leader Squire_Gareth AKM/GP25
Autorifleman RPK
Autorifleman RPK
Medic AKM
Medic starscape678 AKM
Marksman AKMN PSO-1m2 sight and Supressor
Rifleman AT Michael AKM RPG-7


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2020.09.27 15:53 ianllomeli Ca sa o lamurim p'aia cu nu vin tinerii la vot

Fiindca la fiecare set de alegeri exista invariabila dezbatere pe tema "Au chiulit tinerii la vot?", si pentru ca in special media are o tendinta alarmanta de a face ceva pe statistica si a trage diverse concluzii comparand cifre brute care nu ar trebui comparate asa, m-am decis sa va dau urmatoarele valori:
*****Update 21:20:
Multumita lui u/sandu635 care a gasit aceste date de populatie bucuresteana de la 1.1.2020 dau tabelul din nou (populatia e aproape exact cat zice si BEC ca ar fi), cu mentiunea ca prezenta e updatata de pe site-ul BEC la 21:20:

Grupa Varsta Populatie Prezență la Vot Prezență/Grupă Vârstă
18-24 110867 36812 33.20%
25-34 316580 108858 34.39%
35-44 405509 157596 38.86%
45-64 590969 236791 40.07%
65+ 382994 131664 34.38%
Total* 1806919 671721
Inscrisi 1809421 671721 37.12%
Toate valorile de mai sus sunt STRICT pe Bucuresti
Deci cu tabelul updatat, putem trage cateva concluzii:
  1. Tinerii vin la vot (da in general un pic mai tarziu) - problema-i ca-s putini ei cu totu
  2. Nu pensionarii ne conduc viitoru, ci aia din gama 25-64, ca-s "ai mai multi", si nici nu vin la vot disproportionat
  3. Grupele de varsta par sa fi votat cat de cat cam in acelasi proportie

\Postul original:*
Grupa Varsta Populatie Prezență la Vot Prezență/Grupă Vârstă
18-24 158074 20986 13.28%
25-34 344827 65183 18.90%
35-44 323426 98018 30.31%
45-64 483045 164537 34.06%
65+ 272151 111256 40.88%
Total* 1581523 459980
Inscrisi 1809421 459980 25.42%

\Nu am gasit date date clare pentru populatie decat* aici - din 2015, si dupa cum se vede din diferenta intre Inscrisi pe listele permanente (conform BEC) si populatia pe care o am, lipsesc vreo 200k+. Deci procentele nu sunt tocmai accurate, dar ar trebui sa dea o idee generala de ce se intampla. Gasiti voi date mai precise daca puteti :)
Nr. de voturi sunt date de site-ul BEC la 16:40.
Deci, dupa cum se poate vedea, fara nici o discutie si nici un echivoc, tinerii (18-34 ani) trag chiulu la vot in stil barbar (chiar si ajustat pentru numarul relativ mic) . Deci, mars la vot sarakilor ca pe urma iar veniti sa va plangeti p'aci ca nu va place primaru si politica e naspa.
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