Girls night i spel

For The Girls Adult Party Game - For The Girls is a massive adult party game containing hundreds of questions to kick the night off right. Seriously, hundreds. There are 100 Truth or Dare cards, 100 Never Have I Ever cards, 100 Rapid Fire question cards, 100 'Best of the Best' cards, and 100 'Most Likely To' cards. Oh, and a lovely little pink die. What a nice touch. 'The girls bathroom' has an apostrophe by Rule 'b'. However, the word 'girls' also describes what sort of bathroom it is — therefore an adjectival relationship — therefore no apostrophe by Rule 'e'! Similarly for 'Girls night out event' and 'Werewolf in a Girls Dormitory': Yes by Rule 'b' but No by Rule 'e'. Blinded by sight *spell checking* Girls night in. Amy Lunin. Nat took me upstairs, I didn't fall over this time because I remembered the number of steps there were, she gently tugged my wrist to guide me over to -what I'm guessing was-the kitchen area. I heard her open something and I felt cold on my legs as I was about a metre behind her. Girls Night Out Frågespel är ett underhållande vuxenspel med 100 olika utmaningar som måste tas fram på tjejfesten. Det är även en perfekt partyhöjare när det är dags för möhippa. Det enda ni behöver göra är att ta ett kort, läs upp vad just din utmaning är och sedan är det upp till dig om du vågar utföra uppdraget under ... Assuming you're talking about getting a group of girls together for a night out, it is definitely 'girls' night out.' This is a really common mistake! Apostrophes are misused ALL THE TIME. Putting the apostrophe before the 's', as in 'girl's,' could only mean two things: either 1) 'girl is' (e.g. Question: Is there is a candle spell or a spell that can make me irresponsible to women. Or for making a women want to have sex with me? Answer from Black Witch S. Yes! There are many spells you can try to make this desire a reality! The desire to be more attractive to others for the purpose of connection is important work – so thank you for being brave enough to ask how to do this type of work. Welcome to Girlsgogames.com, one of the best websites for the cutest and coolest online games in the entire world! Whether you love taking care of horses, making yummy meals, or managing your very own virtual boutique, you can participate in all of those activities in our always growing collection of online games for girls.. Also known as GGG, it’s packed full of unicorn games, coloring ... The Aerosoles Night Spell is a hybrid ballet flat sneaker that’s sure to become a favorite. Leather/suede upper in a slip on sneaker ballet flat style with a round toe Easy slip on entry Dual textured leather upper for added interest Cushioned comfort footbed White-out style traction treaded outsole 1/2 inch heel Speel Comfy Girls Night, het gratis online spel op Y8.com! Klik hier om Comfy Girls Night te spelen. De beste gerelateerde spellen vind je hier. In Fun Girls Night kun je een gezellige avond voor de meiden plannen. Dit keer gaan ze meer doen dan alleen veel eten en karaoke liedjes zingen (lekker saai!). Help de meisjes hun social media profiel leuker maken met mooie selfies. Eerst moeten ze natuurlijk wel een makeover doen met mooie make-up en leuke kleding.

Three very EPIC gamers

2020.09.08 18:52 DADDY69edition Three very EPIC gamers

My nam is xXShadowKillerXx I'm an edgy eboy and no one undrstnds me I'm 69.420 yers old I'm the sun of NatanIL I'm haf demin and haf cat I was abusd as a cheld My favrit colr is blak like my suol. I half no frends I'm realy goud at fortnit My ginny pigs nam is onyun I stil half my verginety I don't car abut gramer Dady Oh bama is my senpai He is alsu a vergen I tink And I spel likke corana and I am alsu a fury. I cut of my peen I-i shits self h-hi I'm n-new has a massive diarrhea u-uwu makes school flood with pee w-will dissolves from the inside out you be my f-f literally explodes and comes back as hitler -f-friend?
DADDY_6969EdgelordChikenwings I'm the cooless kid in skool and have many friends, like Mandy and Freeman. I am also really gud at Fortnite Battle Royale. I might also naek a move on your girl with my zebra prant fedora. My favorite band is Green Day and My Chemical Romance (I'm souper edge). Disney Channel for babies whoare sed. Thank you for reading my description, by Darold Coxwallower
-~FUGamerGorl696662.0~- My name is Fairah Usakah (my initials are FU), know one understands what I go through. The pain of my parents shouting at me and abusing me by taking away my Xbox is just one of the many things that makes me quirky, friends will betray you. I wouldn't know I don't have any, but my favorite artist is probably Ben Folds who sings really relatable music. I have 21 dads, two of them bridish people so fuck yeah. I cry myself to sleep at night knowing that the person who promised me free robux was lying just so they could get their friend onto the full server, in the future I aspire to become like my favorite dad Felix who is epic gamer.
submitted by DADDY69edition to copypasta [link] [comments]


2020.08.12 14:16 leviOsa_ My Immortao chapters 16-20: “Fuker.” He said, gong away.

Chapter 16.
AN: u no wut! sut up ok! proov 2 me ur nut prepz! raven u suk u fuken bich gimme bak mah fukijn swteet ur supsd 2 rit dis! Raven wtf u bich ur suposd to dodis! BTW fangz 2 britney5655 4 techin muh japnese!
XXXXXXXXXXXXX666XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
We ran happily to Hogsmede. There we saw the stage where GC had played. We ran in happly. MCR were there playing ‘Helena’. I was so fucking happy! Gerard looked even sexier than he did in da pictures. Even Draco thought so, I could totally see him getting an erection but it didn’t matter cuz I knew know that we were da only true ones for eachother. I was wearing a black leather minidress and black leather platinum boots with red ripped fishnets. Draco was wearing a black baggy MCR t-shirt and black baggy pants. Anyway, we stated moshing to Helena. We frenched. We ran up 2 the front of the band to stage-dive. Suddenly, Gerard pulled off his mask. So did the others. We gasped. It wasn’t them at all. It was.,……………………….. Volsemort and da Death Dealers!
“Wtf Draco im not going to a concert wid u!” I shouted angrily. “Not after what happened to me last time? Even if its MCR n u no how much I lik them”
“What cause we…you know…” he gadgetted uncomfortbli cause guys don’t like to talk a bout you-know-what.
“Yeah cause we you know!” I yielded in an angry voice.
“We won’t do that again.” Draco promised. “This time, we’re going with an ESCORT.”
“OMFG wtf/ Are you giving into the mainstream?” I asked. “So I guess ur a prep or a Christina or what now?”
“NO.” he muttered loudly.
“R u becoming a prep or what?” I shootd angrily.
“Enoby! I’m not! Pls come with me!” He fell down to his knees and started singing ‘Da world is black’ by GC to me.
I was flattened cause that’s not even a single, he had memorized da lyrks just 4 me!
“OK then I guess I will have to.” I said and then we frenched 4 a while and I went up 2 my room.
B’loody Mary was standing there. “Hajimemashite gurl.” she said happily (she spex Japanese so do i. dat menz ‘how do u do’ in japanese). “BTW Willow that fucking poser got expuld. she failed al her klasses and she skepped math.” (an: RAVEN U FUKIN SUK! FUK U!)
“It serves that fuking bich right.” I laughed angrily.
Well anyway we where felling all deprezzed. We wutsched some goffic movies like Das niteMARE b4 xmas. “Maybe Willow will die too.” I said.
“Kawai.” B’loody Mair shook her head enrgtically lethrigcly. “Oh yeah o have a confession after she got expuld I murdered her and den loopin did it with her cause he’s a necphilak.”
“Kawai.” I commnted happily . We talked to each other in silence for da rest uv da movie.
“OH HEY BTw, im going to a concert with drako tonight in Hogsmeade with mcr.” I sed. “ I need to wear like da hotset outfit EVA.”
B’Loody Mairy Nodded ENREGeticALLlY. “Omfg totally lets go shopping.”
“In Hot Topic, right?” I asked, already getting out my spshcial Hot Topic Loiyalty carde.
“No.” My head snaped up.
‘WHAT?” my head spuin. I could not believe it. “B’Loody Mary are u a PREP?”
“NOOOO!NOOOO!” She laughed. “I found some cool goffic stores near Hogwarts that’s all.”
“Hu told u abut them” I askd sure it would be Drako or Diabolo or Vampire(don’t even SAY that nam to me!). Or me.
“Dumblydore.” She sed. “Let me just call our broms.”
“OMFFG DUMBLYDORE?” I asked quietly.
“Yah I saw the map for Hogsmeade on his desk.” She told me. “Come on let’s go.”
We were going in a few punkgoff stores SPECIALLY for the concerts in Hogsmeade. The salesperson was OMG HOTTER THAN GERARD EXCEPT NOT CAUSE THAT’S IMPOSSIBLE and he gave me a few dresses. “We only have these for da real goffs.”
“Da real goffs?” Me and B’Loody Mary asked.
“Yah u wouldn’t believe how many posers ther are in this town man! Yesterday loopin and snap tried to buy a goffic camera pouch.” He shook his head. “I dint even no they had a camera.”
“OMFG NO THEIR GONNA SPY ON ME AGAIN!” I cried, running out of the changing room wearing a long black dress with lots of red tulle coming out and very low-cut with a huge slit.
“Oh my satan you have to buy that outfit” The salesperson said.
“Yeah it looks totlly hot.” said B’Loody Mary.
“You know what I am gona give it to you free cause u look really hot in that utfit. Hey are you gonna be at the concert tonight?” he asked.
“Yeah I am actually.” I looked back at him. “Hey BTW my name’s ebondy dark’ness dementia TARA way what’s yours?”
“Tom Rid.” He said and ran a hand through his black-dyed hair. “maybe I’ll see you there tonight.”
“Yeah I don’t think so cause I am going there with my bf drako you sick perv!” I yelled angrily, but before he could beg me to go with him, Hargrid flew in on his black broom looking worried. “OMFG EBONDY U NEED OT GET BACK INTO THE CASTLE NOW!”
Chapter 17.
AN: I sed stup flming da stryo! if ur a prep den dnot red it! u kin tel weder ur a prep or not by ma quiz itz on ma hompage. if ur not den u rok. if u r den FOOOOOK UFFFFFFFFFF! pz willo isn’t rely a prep. Raven plz do dis il promis 2 giv u bak ur postr!
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX666XXXXXXXXXXXXXX
Tom Riddle gave us some clothes n stuff 4 free. He said he wud help us wif makeup if he wunted koz he was relly in2 fashin n stuff. (hes bisezual). Hargird kept shooting at us to cum back 2 Hogwarts. “WTF Hargrid?” I shouted angrily. “Fuck off you fjucking bastard.” Well anyway Willow came. Hargird went away angrily.
“Hey bitch you look kawaii.” she said.
“Yah but not as kawaii as you.” I answered sadly cause Willow’s really pretty and everything. She was wearing a short black corset-thingy with blood red lace on it and a blak blood-red miniskirt, leather fish-nets and black poiny boots that showed off how pale she wuz. She had a really nice body wif big bobs and everything. She was thin enouff 2 be anorexic.
“So r u going 2 da concert wif Draco?” she asked.
“Yah.” I said happily.
“I’m gong with Diabolo.” she anserred happily. Well anyway Draco and Diabolo came. They were both loking extremely hot and sexy and u could tell they thoufht we were ot 2. Diabolo was wearing a black t-shirt that said ‘666’ on it. He was wearing tons off makeup jus like Marylin Manson. Draco was wearing black leather pants, a gothic black GC t-shirt and black Vans he got from da Warped tower. B’loody Mart was going 2 da concert wif Dracola. Dracola used to be called Navel but it tuned out dat he was kidnapped at birth and his real family were vampires. They dyed in a car crash. Navel converted to Satanism and he went goth. He was in Slitherin now. He was wearing a black Wurped t-shirt, black jeans and shoes and black hair wif red streekz in it. We kall him Dracula now. Well anyway we al went 2 Draco’s black Mercy-Bens (geddit cuz wer gpffik) that his dad Lucian gave him. We did pot, coke and crak. Draco and I made out. We made fun of dose stupid fuking preps. We soon got there…….I gapsed.
Gerard was da sexiest guy eva! He locked even sexier den he did in pix. He had long raven blak hair n piercing blue eyes. He wuz really skinny and he had n amazing ethnic voice. We moshed 2 Helena and sum odder songz. Sudenly Gerard polled of his mask. So did the other membez. I gasped. It wasn’t Gerard at all! It was an ugly preppy man wif no nose and red eyes... Every1 ran away but me and Draco. Draco and I came. It was…….Vlodemort and da Death Deelers!
“U moronic idiots!” he shooted angstily. “Enoby, I told u to kill Vampire. Thou have failed. And now……….I shall kill thou and Draco!”
“No no please!” We begged sadly but he took out his knife.
Sudenly a gothic old man flu in on his broomstick. He had lung black hair and a looong black bread. He wus werring a blak robe dat sed ‘avril lavigne’ on da back. He shotted a spel and Vlodemort ran away. It was…………………………………DUMBLYDORE!
Chapter 18.
AN: I SED STUP FLAMMING! if u do den ur a fuken prep! fangz 2 raven 4 da help n stuf. u rok! n ur nut a prep. fangz for muh sewter! ps da oder eson dumbeldor swor is koz he trin 2 be gofik so der!
XXXXXXXXXXXX666XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
I woke up the next day in my coffin. I walked out of it and put on some black eyeliner, black eyesharrow, blood-bed lipstick and a black really low-cut leather dress that was all ripped and in stripes so you could see my belly. I was wearing a skull belly ring with black and red diamonds inside it.
(Da night before Draco and I rent back to the skull (geddit skull koz im goffik n I like deth). Dumbeldore chased Vlodemort away. We flew there on our brooms. Mine was black and the broom-stuff was blood-red. There was lace all over it. Draco had a black MCR boom. We went back to our rooms and we had you-know-what to a Linkin Park song.)
Well anyway I went down to the Grate Hall. There all da walls were painted black and da tables were black too. But you fould see that there was pink pant underneath the black pant. And there were pastors of poser bands everywhere, like Ashlee Simpson and the Backstreet Boys.
“WTF!” I shouted going to sit next to B’loody Mary and Willow. B’loody Mary was wearing a black leather mini with a Good Chraloote t-shirt, black fishnets and black pointy boots. Willow was wearing a long gothic blak dress with blood red writing that was all lacy and came up to your thighs and black boots and fishnets. Vampire, Dracula and Draco came. We started to talk about who was sexier, Mikey or Gerard Way or Billie Joe Armstrong. The boys joined in cause they were bi.
“Those guys are so fucking hot.” Navel was saying as suddenly a gothic old man with a black beard and everything came. He was the same one who had chassed away Vlodemort yesterday. He had normal tan skin but he was wearing white foundation and he had died his hare black.
“……………….DUMBLEDORE?1!” we all gasped.
“WTF?” I shouted angrily. “I thought he was just wearing that to scare Volsemort!”
“Hello everyone.” he said happily. “As u can see I gave the room a makeover. Whjat do u fink about it?”
Everyone from the poser table in Gryiffindoor started to cheer. Well we goths just looked at each other all disfusted and shook our heads. We couldn’t believe what a poser he was!1.
“BTW you can call me Albert.” HE CALLED AS WE LEFT to our classes.
“What a fucking poser!” Draco shouted angrily as we we to Transfomation. We were holding hands. Vampire looked really jealous. I could see him crying blood in a gothic way (geddit, way lik Gerard) but I didn’t say anything. “I bet he’s havin a mid-life crisis!” Willow shouted.
I was so fucking angry.
Chapter 19. im nut ok i promise
AN: plz stup flaming da story if u do ur a foken prep n ur jelous ok!11 frum noq un im gong 2 delt ur men reviowz!111 BTW evonyd a poorblod so der!1 fangz 2 raven 4m da help!11
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX666XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
All day we sat angerly finking about Dumbelldore. We were so fucking pissed off. Well, I had one thing to look forward too- da MCR concert. It had been postphoned, so we could all go.
Anyway, I went to the common room sadly to cut classes. Draco was being all secretive.
I asked what it was and he got all mad me and started crying all hot and angsty (rnt sensitve bi guyz so hot).
“No one fucking understands me!1” he shouted angrily as his black hare went in his big blue eyes like Billie Joe in Boulevard of Borken Dreamz. He was wearing black baggy paints, a black MCR t-shirt and a black die. (geddit insted of tie koz im goffik) I was wearing a blak leather low cut top with chains all over it all over it a blak leather mini, black high held boots and a cross belly fing. My hair was al up in a messy relly high bun like Amy Lee in Gong Under. (email me if u wana see da pik)
“Accuse me? What about me!” I growled.
“Buy-but-but-” he grunted.
“You fucking bastard!” I moaned.
“No! Wait! It’s not what it fucking looks like!” he shouted.
But it was to late. I knew what I herd. I ran to the bathroom angrily, cring. Draco banged on the door. I whipped and whepped as my blody eyeliner streammed down my cheeks and made cool tears down my feces like Benji in the video for Girls and Bois (raven that is soo our video!). I TOOOK OUT A CIGARETE END STARTED TO smoke pot.
Suddenly Hargrid came. He had appearated.
“You gave me a fucking shock!” I shouted angrily dropping my pot. “Wtf do you fink you’re doing in da gurl’s room?”
Only it wasn’t just Hargrid. Someone else was with him too! For a second I wanted it 2 b Tom Rid or maybe Draco but it was Dumblydore.
“Hey I need to ask you a question.” he said, pulling out his black wanabe-goffik purse. “What are u wearing to the concert?”
“U no who MCR r!” I gasped.
“No I just saw there was a concert dat a lot of gothz and punx were going 2.” He said. “Anyway Draco has a surprise for u.”
Chapter 20.
AN: I sed I dnoty ker wut u fink! stof pflamin ok prepz!1 fangz 2 raven 4 da help!1 oh yah btw ill be un vacation in transilvania 4 da nex 3 dayz so dnot expect updatz.
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX666XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
All day I wondered what the surprise was. Meanwhile, I pot on a blak ledder mini, a blak corset with urple lace stuff all over it, an black gothic compact boots. MCR were gong 2 do the concert again, since Volxemort had taken over the last one. I slit my wrists while I moshed 2 MCR in my bedroom all night, feeling excited. Suddenly someone knocked on the door while I was trying on sum black clothes and moshing to Fang u 4 da Venom. I gut all mad and turned it of, but sacredly I hopped inside dat it was Draco so we could do it again.
“Wut de fucking hell r u doing!” I shouted angrily. It was Loopin! “R u gonna cum rape me or what.” I yelled. I was allowed to say dat because Dumblydore had told us all 2 be careful around hem and Snap since he was a pedo.
“No, actshelly (geddit, hell) kan I plz burrow sum condemns.” he growld angrily.
“Yah, so u can fuk ur six-yr-old gurlfriend, huh?” I shouted sarkastikally.
“Fuker.” He said, gong away.
Well anyway, I put on some black eyesharow, black eyeliner, and some black lipstick and white foundation. Then I went. Den I gasped…………………………………………………………….Snake and Loopin were in da middle of da empty hall, doin it, and Dobby was watching!1
“Oh my god you ludacris idiot!” they both shooted angrily when they saw me. Dobby ran away crying. Dey got up, though. Normally I wood have ben turned on (I luv cing guyz do it) but both of them were fuking preps. (btw snake is movd 2 griffindoor now)
“WTF is that why u wanted condoms?” I asked sadistically. (c I speld dat)
“Only you wouldn’t give them to me!” Lumpkin shouted angrily.
“Well you shoulda told me.” I replayed.
“You dimwit!.” Snake began 2 shoot angrily. And then………I took out my black camera and took a pic of them. U could see that they were naked and everything.
“Well xcuse me!” they both shouted angrily. “What was dat al about?”
“It wuz to blackmail u.” I snarked. “So now next time you see me doing it with my boyfriend you cant fuking rat me out or I’ll show dis to Dumbledork. So fuck off, u bastards!” I started to run. They chased me but I threw my wound at them and dey tripped over it. Well anyway, I went outside and there was Vampire, looking extremely fucking hot.
“WTF where’d Draco?” I asked him.
“Oh he’s bein a fucking bastard. He told me he wouldn’t cum.” Vampire said shaking his hed. “U wanna cum with me? 2 the concert?”
Then….. he showed me his flying car. I gasped. It was a black car. He said his dogfather Serious Blak had given it 2 him. The license plate on the front sed MCR666 on it. The one on da back said ‘ENOBY’ on it.
……….I gasped.
We flew to the concert hall. MCR were there, playing.
Vampire and I began 2 make out, moshing to the muzik. I gapsed, looking at da band.
I almost had an orgasim. Gerard was so fucking hot! He begin 2 sing ‘Helena’ and his sexah beautiful voice began 2 fill the hall. ……….And den, I heard some crrying. I turned and saw Draco, cryin in a corner.
submitted by leviOsa_ to DiscordNewWave [link] [comments]


2019.10.10 06:29 Aten_Ra Fallout 76 Bug Roundup Power Armor - General

##########Adventure:

#General

##All

Issue: Players Still Freezing up to when exiting PA. (Ticket Submitted on 09/11/2019) Patch 13.0
It is vastly improved, likely due to the core engine and scripting fixes implemented in Patch 13, but it's still an issue for some.
Fix:
Unknown

##Armor Pieces:

Issue: De-Equipping PA Parts. (Ticket Number# 190203-002205)
When Exiting and Re-Entering Power Armor the parts are de-equipping. (Tested with Raider Power Armor, T-45, T-60) ; Torso and Left Leg unequip about 10% of the time. (Returning issue as of Jan Hotfix patch)
Fix:
Unknown, but seems related to the Full PA De-Equip that happens when logging out or Switching Servers.
Edit:
Fixed in Patch 11.0
Issue: Durably damage seems to focus on the “Legs” at a factor of 3 to 1 (Ticket Number# 190203-002611)
Legs, regardless of level or durability, seem to be hit more frequently than other body parts, especially when fighting Deathclaws and ScorchBeasts.
Fix:
Unknown, likely a Global Value or Curve Table edit, which Modders have not fully decoded / have access to currentl
Issue: Ghost Power Armor Frames.
Occurs when playing Power Armor down from the players inventory, exiting power armor or dying in Power Armor.
A ghost frame, sometimes with pieces will display in game to all players, they cannot enter but it allows interaction.
On a few hour old server you will see HUNDREDS of frames around WV, sometimes as many as 50 near the Fissure site for "Scorched Earth"
Introduced early on, around Patch 4.0
Fix:
Unknown
Edit:
Fixed in Patch 11.0
Issue: Glitched Power Armor frames that will not recall.
We think at least two major Power Armor bugs remain.
The first at least (1) frame remain in circulation that will never recall to inventory through the manual process, and when it auto-recalls sometimes it will "Vanish" but the weight remains in the players inventory.
Fix:
Unknown, but seems related to the Full PA De-Equip that happens when logging out or Switching Servers as it started then.
Edit:
It appears there was a problem with the PA and save data, Patch 11.0, even with the massive amount of problem / reintroduced bugs it brought, the PA fix was major, for some players removing 100+ pounds of ghost frames.
Issue: Power Armor frames will glitch and not allow the player to exit.
This is the second of the two major Power Armor bugs.
This one often results in getting stuck in power armor when exiting, then re-entering, until you log to main men
Fix:
Unknown, but seems related to the Full PA De-Equip that happens when logging out or Switching Servers as it started then.
Edit:
Fixed in Patch 9.0
Issue: Headless Players after Exiting Power Armor is still an issue. (Ticket Submitted on 09/23/2019)
Although uncommon, some players are seeing this occur more than 10% of the time when Exiting Power Armor.
Players have noted different Outfits / Armor records, so there does not yet seem to be a common thread there.
Fix:
Unknown

##Frames:

Issue: Frame Duplicate Glitch.
Since the last set of patch the resolve the "Ghost" Power Armor Frames that would commonly appear when multiple people in PA were in a Cell a new issue has presented.
Especially in high lag / busy areas, when deploying a Power Armor Frame from your inventory, or very very rarely when logging in, a Second, Fully Equipped Frame with a Perfect duplication of the Armor, Mods, Durability, Paints, etc, will appear.
Due to the Outstanding Threat from Bethesda to punish those even inadvertently duping this needs to be addressed ASAP.
Fix:
Unknown, however this seems to be a linked effect from the December patch to resolve the more problematic Power Armor Glitches. The First change introduced the "Ghost Frames", the Second change introduced the "Frame Duplication" glitch.
*Edit:*
Resolved in following Patches, confirmed gone after Patch 9.5
Issue: Ghost Frames appear in the world.
Appeared after the First set of "Bug Fixes" for Power Armor in December 2018, dozens to hundreds of "Ghost Frames".They would appear when someone Exited PA, Died in PA, Switched PA Frames, etc.Fix:
Unknown, however this seems to be a linked effect from the December patch to resolve the more problematic Power Armor Glitches. The First change introduced the "Ghost Frames", the Second change introduced the "Frame Duplication" glitch.
*Edit:*
This has been fixed and re-introduced about six times, currently as of Patch 13.1 it has not been reported.
Issue: "Power Armor Glitch"
At least (2) Bugged frames remain in circulation.
One of them will never recall to inventory through the manual process, and sometimes will never recall.
The Second one often results in getting stuck in power armor when exiting, then re-entering, until you log to main menu.
Fix:
Unknown, I’ve offered a few times to Community Managers to remain in the glitched frames to allow Support trace the FormID of the Frame(s) In question but have been advised to Scrap them.
*Edit:*
Appears Resolved with Patch 10.0

##Fusion Core:

Issue: AP Drain continues after stopping related Action (Ticket Submitted 07-17-2019 )
Sprinting in PA then opening the map/pipboy keeps the AP draining.
Known and Old issue, will completely drain cores.
Fix:
Unknown
*Edit:*
Fixed in Patch 13.0
Issue: "Aiming" Fusion Core Drain is Excessive. (Ticket Submitted 02-05-2019 )
Reported by many people however u/DenoPizo gets credit for the testing and isolating this specific problem.
V.A.T.S., when using a rifle and scope, drains the Fusion Core 9%, with a base of 180 AP, just for holding your breath and Aiming.
The same "Drain" occurs when aiming outside of V.A.T.S as well.
Fix:
fPowerArmorPowerDrainPerActionPoint [GMST:001C8FB5] the game setting that controls AP Usage, shows a value of 0.05, when that number is taken and multiplied by 180 (AP total used in testing) you get exactly (9).
Although this number remains the same when looking at a game file from November of 2018, the perceived usage seems higher, likely due to the bug fix that recharged Active Fusion Cores when editing Power Armor.
When comparing the Fallout 4, the drain multiplier is the same, but many, many mods alter that number down to half the value, 0.025.
With the new rarity of Fusion Cores (More for some than others) it might be something worth looking into and seeing if it would be possible to add an "IronSights" condition for Power Armor usage with Sniper Builds.
Fix:
Possibly Add a condition for FC Drain for IronSights, or adjust the per AP usage down.
Issue: Fusion Core Drain is exceptionally high, even with Perk Cards.
Reported multiple Times by numerous players, since the Jan HotFix the Fusion Core drain rate is exceptionally high, with full cores draining in 45 minutes or less. It is erratic however and not effecting everyone. Seems to occur almost exclusively with players who logged out in their Power Armor. (Reported by Cak3orDe4th)
Fix:
No direct fix found, but several “BandAids” found, notable are…s
Exiting the Power Armor, allowing it to recall, redeploying and entering the PA.
Entering the Perk Menu, removing all the Related Perk Cards, Exiting the Perk Menu, Re-Entering and Re-Equipping the PA Perk cards.
*Edit:*
Mostly resolved with the Patch 13.0 AP Drain update, have not seen multiple comments since then.

##Jetpacks:

Issue: single tap Jumping in PA with a Jetpack often triggers the jetpack.
Known issue yet to be fixed, but when jumping over half the time the Jetpack will trigger.
Once it triggers about a quarter of the time it won't release until your AP is exhausted or you trigger another jump.
Example 01;
Fix:
Unknown
Edit:
Fixed in Patch 16.0

##Mods:

Issue: Explosive Shocks have nearly no practical effect in game.
mod_PowerArmor_T45_Leg_Misc_ExplVent "Explosive Vent" [OMOD:001D026C]
mod_PowerArmor_T51_Leg_Misc_ExplVent "Explosive Vent" [OMOD:001D026B]
mod_PowerArmor_T60_Leg_Misc_ExplVent "Explosive Vent" [OMOD:00181037]
mod_PowerArmor_X01_Leg_Misc_ExplVent "Explosive Vent" [OMOD:001D0271]
mod_PowerArmor_Raider_Leg_Misc_ExplVent "Explosive Vent" [OMOD:001D026D]
mod_PowerArmor_Ultracite_Leg_Misc_ExplVent "Explosive Vent" [OMOD:003385F5]
mod_PowerArmor_Excavator_Leg_Misc_ExplVent "Explosive Vent" [OMOD:00338660]
_PARENT_mod_PowerArmor_GENERIC_ExplVent "TEMPLATE: Explosive Vent" [OMOD:003D4E54]
PowerArmor_ExplosiveVentEffect "Explosive Vent" [MGEF:00084281]
EnchPowerArmor_ExplosiveVentExplosion "Explosive Vent Explosion Damage" [ENCH:001C611D]
ExplosionPowerArmorExplosiveVent [EXPL:00084284]
Impact Landing and Explosive Shocks do literally nothing, often when using Damage numbers NOTHING will show when the surrounding NPC's are staggered.
Additionally there are multiple Power Armor Explosive effect Magic Effects that are completely unused.
This is a legacy issue from Fallout 4, and could use some attention
Fix:
Unknown
Issue: Optimized Bracers do not properly reduce Power Attack Cost.
All of the Optimized Bracers use this as the "Parent" OMOD for their effect.
_PARENT_mod_PowerArmor_GENERIC_Optimized "TEMPLATE: Optimized Bracers" [OMOD:003D4E59]
Has the following Errors in it.
Uses the Keyword PA_RustyKnuckles_AV [AVIF:0020D96F]
Uses the Enchant EnchPowerArmor_CommonArm "PA Common Arm" [ENCH:00248490]
Fix:
Replace the incorrect Keyword with PA_OptimizedBracers_AV [AVIF:0022B645]
Replace the incorrect Enchant with EnchPowerArmor_OptimizedBracers "Optimized Bracers Left" [ENCH:0018354D].
*Edit:*
Fixed in an unannounced patch.
Issue: Reactive Plates Allow for a PvP Loophole / Exploit.
A player in Passive mode can Kill another player when attacked and Become wanted as a result, while remaining passive and making no hostile actions.
When "Player A" in PvP Mode Attacks "Player B" In passive mode with a "One Shot" Weapon (Example Bloodied SuperSledge) and Player B is in Power Armor with Reactive Plates the 50% Damage Reflect will bypass the "Slap Damage" Restriction, Instantly kill Player A, and force Player B into the Wanted Status.
As amusing as this is, it can easily be exploited (and it was today when a level 313 attacked my 34 alt). A Level 313 attacked the alt several times, trying to force the loophole so his team mates could then kill the "Innocent", non-hostile, passive player, stealing both the characters caps and Junk.
Player who Exploited this loophole to attack me today, and then bragged about it was reported as well, but had to say thanks for letting me know about it the same day I compiled this list. (Ticket# 190203-004817)
Parent OMOD in question:
_PARENT_mod_PowerArmor_GENERIC_Reactive "TEMPLATE: Reactive Plates" [OMOD:003D4E5B]
Fix:
Unknown, not enough of the engine is decoded for me to make sense of PvP System yet.
Issue: Recon Sensor's Not targeting Enemies.
Reported by PaulR79 initially, and followed up by many, tested in game and I could not get the Recon Effect to Trigger.
All the Recon Effect trace back to EnchReconScopeEquipped "Ench Recon Scope Equipped" [ENCH:00185922]
That level is set up the same as Fallout 4, however at the next Layer ReconScopeEquippedEffect "Recon Scope Equipped Effect" [MGEF:00185923] there is a set of extra conditions and a VMAD (Script) embedded inside the Magic Effect not found in Fallout 4. Other than that I see no difference, so have to assume it's the extra properties causing an issue with it triggering correctly.
Fix:
Would require testing I cannot do, but I would clone the Enchant and magic effect, remove the extra VMAD properties and see if it would property trigger at that point.
Issue: "Targeting HUD causes CTD" (Ticket Number#190203-002365 & 190203-002369 )
Power Armor Targeting HUD Causes CTDs.
Multiple (Hundreds) of posts can be found on Reddit and BethNet.
Incorrect / Lack of Filtering is causing the effect to Chain to both NPC’s and nearby Players, even not teamed.
DETAILS in the following Link.
[Bug Fix] Pretty sure I just figured out the cause of the PowerArmor Targeting HUD CTD's AND THE FIX.
Fix:
Also found on [Bug Fix] Pretty sure I just figured out the cause of the PowerArmor Targeting HUD CTD's AND THE FIX.
All of the Power Armor's use the same parent OMOD upgrade for the effect: _PARENT_mod_PowerArmor_GENERIC_DetectLife "TEMPLATE: Targeting HUD" [OMOD:003D4E51]
This then uses the following "Enchantment" to start the effect:
EnchPowerArmor_TargetingHUD "Targeting HUD" [ENCH:00084286]
Currently there is no "Filter" here, so the "Magic Effect" with a large magnitude seems to be effecting everyone with in the Radius of effect, INCLUDING HOSTILE NPC's. (ever wonder why sometimes the NPC's seem to be able to see through walls?) and it seems to chain off each NPC in the radius to a certain extent.
By adding the following Conditions I was able to get it to effect only the Player Character.
Condition Type: Equal To
Comparison Value: 1.000
GetIsID: Player
Run On: Subject
Now the possible mistake (Honestly don't know, but it seems odd compared to the Fallout 4 files)
Following the chain further, inside the "Targeting HUD" Enchant, there is the following:
PowerArmor_TargetingHUD_Cloak "Targeting HUD" [MGEF:00084285]
Which leads to:
DetectLifePACloakSpell "Detect Life" [SPEL:0022517A]
In the Fallout 4 files has the Filter "Not Equal to GetDead", but does not have an apparent filter for Fallout 76.
*Edit*
Resolved in Patch 9.0
Issue: Vault-Boy Headlamp “Glow” Effect is Inverted.
Vault-Boy Headlamp is inverted (Confirmed in the T-60) and only lighting the Pipboy Outline, rather than lighting all but the Pipboy.
Fix:
Invert The Texture Application in the Nif or Rebuild the Texture inverting the B/W.
Bethesda Support Response:
Requested to submit diag data, I reminded them that this is an old issue, and is effecting all platforms.
Issue: Vault boy Helmet should be Vault Boy Helmet.
ATX_mod_PowerArmor_ALL_Material_Paint_Vaultboy_Helmet "Vault boy Helmet" [OMOD:005461AD]
Yes, we are petty, a little OCD, and super demanding... but please fix it.
Fix:
Adjust the Capitalization.
Issue: Vault girl Helmet should be Vault Girl Helmet.
ATX_mod_PowerArmor_ALL_Material_Paint_Vaultgirl_Helmet "Vault Girl Helmet" [OMOD:0054796E]
Yes, we are petty, a little OCD, and super demanding... but please fix it.
Fix:
Adjust the Capitalization.

##Special:

Issue: Strength S.P.E.C.I.A.L. Calculation seems to be erratic.
Calculation is sometimes off for Strength, wearing no armor / underarmor I will have a 15 Strength out of Power Armor, and a 15 Strength out of Power Armor. But for some reason the damage for melee weapons changes by 15 - 25 points in and out of power armor. Having trouble isolating the cause.
Fix:
Unknown, it could / likely is linked to the Overload on servers causing a delay in effects being applied to the player. Optimizing many of the Perks, Magic Effects and other Debuffs would likely net dividends.
*Edit*
Appears Mostly Resolved, specific patch is unknown

##UI:

Issue: UI - Power Armor HUD is roughly 30 degrees off Center.
Mostly minor issue, but it can result in larger issues, including Death and Loss of items when navigating by the HUD. More than one player has looked away for a moment only to end up in a Rift he/she thought they were avoiding for example. Was thought to be fixed at one point, but some people have reported it being an issue.
Fix:
ModAuthor Matakor discovered a Fix in December and posted to the Nexus.
It can be found here:
Power Armor Compass Fix.
*Edit*
Resolved in Patch 9.0

##UnderArmor:

Issue: Wearing UnderArmor is causing the total DR to be reduced when in Power Armor.
Underarmor and “Outfits” are triggering an erratic but repeatable DR Reduction.This seems especially true of the BoS line.
Fix:
Unknown, it could / likely is linked to the Overload on servers causing a delay in effects being applied to the player. Optimizing many of the Perks, Magic Effects and other Debuffs would likely net dividends.
Shot in the dark, but might it also be worth looking into the Slot 57 usage most “Outfits” have and their interaction with the Power Armor Race.
*Edit*
Resolved in an unknown Patch

#Frame Specific:

##Excavator Power Armor:

Please Visit the Sub-Page for the Excavator Power Armor

##Strangleheart Power Armor.

Issue: Strangleheart Power Armor appears to have a critical flaw. (Ticket Submitted on 09/22/2019)
Armor_PowerArmor_Ultracite_Set_V94_ArmLeft "Strangler Heart Left Arm" [ARMO:0053AF1D]
Armor_PowerArmor_Ultracite_Set_V94_ArmRight "Strangler Heart Right Arm" [ARMO:0053AF1E]
Armor_PowerArmor_Ultracite_Set_V94_Helmet "Strangler Heart Helm" [ARMO:0053AF1F]
Armor_PowerArmor_Ultracite_Set_V94_LegLeft "Strangler Heart Left Leg" [ARMO:0053AF20]
Armor_PowerArmor_Ultracite_Set_V94_LegRight "Strangler Heart Right Leg" [ARMO:0053AF21]
Armor_PowerArmor_Ultracite_Set_V94_Torso "Strangler Heart Chest Piece" [ARMO:0053AF22]
mod_PowerArmor_Ultracite_Set_V94_Acid_TextDummy "Strangler Heart Set Bonus" [OMOD:00556F2F]
ma_PowerArmor_Set_V94 "Vault 94 Power Armor Set Bonus" [KYWD:005581FB]
PowerArmor_Set_V94_AcidCondition [CNDF:005535F8]
ench_PowerArmor_Set_V94_Acid "Strangler Heart" [ENCH:005535EF]
V94_AcidHitSpell "Acid Damage" [SPEL:005535F1]
dtAcidEffectChanceAlways "Damage Type Acid" [MGEF:001B9A3B]
MirelurkQueenPoisonDamageFXS [EFSH:001C6BD2]
As great as having a slightly competitive PA set is, there appears to be a series problem with the implementation of the core effect of the armor which not only kneecaps it's effectiveness, but once "fixed" will likely frustrate many players by the potential "Nerf" that will result.
It appears There is no cap or check on max number of DoT's applied by the Strangleheart PA when a full set is made, basically this is a EQ/WoW Era issue of too many individually registered Damage over time spells running concurrently from different players/sources.
During tests we can cause player lag with a Quad Explosive Harpoon Gun / Shotgun after 2 salvo's on a "hard target" (Behemoth, SB, SB Queen, Mirelurk Queen) because it's tracking a "Hit" and DoT up to 14 times per salvo, and after firing all 4 and reloading & firing with a Reload speed Harpoon we close on CTD range after a full salvo there are 56 individual DoT's running on the target, and in a perfect situation you can close on 70+ (we are pretty sure based on the timing) on the target before the first set of DoT's expire It's worse if you have one of the Alcohols that gives bleed damage as well.
The Quad Harpoon gun is a far cry from the most challenging / breaking weapon that can be used, some of the non-legacy high cyclic rate weapons can close on the same issue, and with a few of the legacy explosive energy weapons you can cause series problems.
*Edit01:*
There are some reports it seems to be solely the poison FX that is causing the lag/server instability, and when people turn away from the target the low FPS situation resolves itself, will do additional testing.
Fix:
Find a cap for the number of DoT's linked per player per NPC that doesn't end up appearing like a massive nerf causing yet another situation where Bethesda and the players fail to see eye to eye.*Edit:*
Second Possible Fix
There is some feedback from the community they think the issue is not only the number of DoT's (and may not be that at all) but the number of "Acid Effects" being forced to render, as the targeted NPC has an Effect shader forced over the body.
Some limited testing shows it could be both the number of DoT's overloading things AND the particle effects causing visual lag for the players.
The Effect in Question is: V94_AcidHitSpell "Acid Damage" [SPEL:005535F1]Inside of it is a reused a Mirelurk poison effect: dtAcidEffectChanceAlways "Damage Type Acid" [MGEF:001B9A3B]Inside that Magic Effect is an Effects Shader:
MirelurkQueenPoisonDamageFXS [EFSH:001C6BD2]
If they Copied the Second FormID as new gettingdtAcidEffectChanceAlways_V94 "Damage Type Acid" [MGEF:03000800]
Then removed the Effects Shader in the New Acid Effect I think it would make a positive impact without a Nerf.

##T-45 Power Armor.

Issue: Red Tactical Headlamp was inadvertently changed to a Atom Item.
The Late Jan Patch introduced a number of problems, one of the being the Red Tactical HeadLamps were inadvertently changed, vs copying as new, when someone was introducing new, not yet released Atom Store Content. This is fairly significant issue as players have lost the ability to use, or had items accidentally destroyed due to the "Atom" tagging of the items.
Fix:
Copy as new the Existing OMOD, and rename the original back to the pre-Atom Accident.
ATX_mod_PowerArmor_T45_Helmet_Headlamp_RedMothman "Headlamp Red Mothman" [OMOD:0019D363]
Copy as new the Existing COBJ, Remove the Atom Store Conditions from the original COBJ Listed below and rename it back to the pre-Atom Accident.
ATX_co_mod_PowerArmor_T45_Helmet_Headlamp_RedMothman [COBJ:0019D8CE]
*Edit:*Fixed in a follow up patch, reverted and then fixed again in Patch 10 and Patch 13.0

##T-51b Power Armor:

Issue: T-51b Power Armor Helmet Headlamp when activated don't seem to actually have the "glow" texture. (Ticket Number# 190203-002413)
T-51b Power Armor Helmet Headlamp when activated don't seem to actually have the "glow" texture applied, the flashlight works but the visual of indicating that the lamp is actually "open" is not there on the player model. (Reported by RebelofWar)
Fix:
Unknown, Tools to edit the Nif’s are not yet widely available.
Issue: Red Tactical Headlamp was inadvertently changed to a Atom Item.
The Late Jan Patch introduced a number of problems, one of the being the Red Tactical HeadLamps were inadvertently changed, vs copying as new, when someone was introducing new, not yet released Atom Store Content. This is fairly significant issue as players have lost the ability to use, or had items accidentally destroyed due to the "Atom" tagging of the items.
Fix:
Copy as new the Existing OMOD, and rename the original back to the pre-Atom Accident.
ATX_mod_PowerArmor_T51_Helmet_Headlamp_RedMothman "Headlamp Red Mothman" [OMOD:0019DB68]
Copy as new the Existing COBJ, Remove the Atom Store Conditions from the original COBJ Listed below and rename it back to the pre-Atom Accident.
ATX_co_mod_PowerArmor_T51_Helmet_Headlamp_RedMothman [COBJ:0019DB6C]
*Edit:*Fixed in a follow up patch, reverted and then fixed again in Patch 10 and Patch 13.0

##T-60 Power Armor.

Issue: Red Tactical Headlamp was inadvertently changed to a Atom Item. (Ticket Number# 190203-003547)
The Late Jan Patch introduced a number of problems, one of the being the Red Tactical HeadLamps were inadvertently changed, vs copying as new, when someone was introducing new, not yet released Atom Store Content. This is fairly significant issue as players have lost the ability to use, or had items accidentally destroyed due to the "Atom" tagging of the items.
Fix:
Copy as new the Existing OMOD, and rename the original back to the pre-Atom Accident.
ATX_mod_PowerArmor_T60_Helmet_Headlamp_RedMothman "Headlamp Red Mothman" [OMOD:001A60CE]
Copy as new the Existing COBJ, Remove the Atom Store Conditions from the original COBJ Listed below and rename it back to the pre-Atom Accident.
ATX_co_mod_PowerArmor_T60_Helmet_Headlamp_RedMothman [COBJ:001A60CA]*Edit:*Fixed in a follow up patch, reverted and then fixed again in Patch 10 and Patch 13.0
Issue: T-60 PipBoy Flashlight is inverted.
(Confirmed in the T-60) and only lighting the Pipboy Outline, rather than lighting all but the Pipboy.
Fix:
Edit the Nif

##Ultracite:

Please Visit the Sub-Page for the Ultracite Power Armor

##X-01 Power Armor.

Please Visit the Sub-Page for the X-01 Power Armor




#Quality of Life:

Issue: Headlamps Excessively Bright: (Post Jan 2019). (Ticket Number# 190203-002425)
Reducing the Darkness of the Nights and TRIPPLING the brightness of the PowerArmor headlamps was a bad combo. Doing one, than adjusting the other would have been better. For many this has resulted in poor viewing experiences, painfully bright screens (Especially at night IRL), and washed out graphics. (Reported by irebane, verified).
Fix:
Looking at just the T-45 PAT45HeadlampLightBright [LIGH:0019CC3F]
Reduce the changed “Value 3000” (increased from 1000) to 1500 or 2000 and test in game.
Issue: Difficulty to Learn Power Armor Construction and Mod plans. Even with the (*in our opinion) poorly implemented fix for the rarity of plans in game it is difficult and Expensive to learn plans, and there is now a surplus of Power Armor Frames and Pieces with the Carry Weight Nerf.
~~\Long term it hurts the longevity of games when it’s easy to obtain formally difficult items, many examples can be found in other MMOs.~~*
Fix:
Considering the Difficulty of finding Power Armor Plans, giving us the ability to scrap Power Armor pieces to learn mods, even if it’s exceptionally uncommon, would be helpful in not just giving the players a good way to downsize the larger “Mule” inventories and also the in game surplus of Power Armor Pieces.
A balance in the price (up) of plans would of course be required.
*Edit:*
Bethesda instead decided to make most of the rare plans like Jetpacks have the value of toilet paper, as between 1 and 3 will drop for most people on each Queen Run, and they placed all of the plans on the Vendors.
This completely destroyed the Power Armor "Economy", gutted the entire point of players specializing, and negated hundreds of hours invested by countless players farming the originally difficult to obtain plans.
Overall this was done very heavy handily, and the original addition to the Vendors lists bugged them resulting in formerly common plans for other Armor / weapons becoming impossible to obtain.
General consensus from the community was mixed to negative, and it showed Bethesda lacked an understand of how instant gratification and negating previous work by players results in apathy and a lost player base.
Issue: Stealthboy Torso mod is not worth the FC drain and durability hit.
mod_PowerArmor_T45_Torso_Misc_StealthBoy "Stealth Boy" [OMOD:0018355E]
mod_PowerArmor_T51_Torso_Misc_StealthBoy "Stealth Boy" [OMOD:00183561]
mod_PowerArmor_T60_Torso_Misc_StealthBoy "Stealth Boy" [OMOD:00183564]
mod_PowerArmor_X01_Torso_Misc_StealthBoy "Stealth Boy" [OMOD:00183567]
The Stealth OMOD is almost worthless, it drains AP excessively, which for Power Armor means it drains the Fusion Core in no time at all.
It does have a magnitude of a little over double that of Power Armor, but considering the Stealth Penalty has inherently.
Add in the reduction in durability the Power Armor takes and it's a non-starter.
Fix:
Adjust the FC drain and durability hit down a bit and magnitude of the effect up.

Please add bugs and suggestions that have been missed.

Category Specific:
Unofficial but Comprehensive Bug Roundup - Armor & Underarmor
Unofficial but Comprehensive Bug Roundup - Weapons
Unofficial but Comprehensive Bug Roundup Misc Items
Patch Based
Unofficial but Comprehensive Bug Roundup Patch 13.1 09/17/2019 - Hotfix after QoL on “Public Events.”
Unofficial but Comprehensive Bug Roundup Patch 13.0 09/10/2019 - QoL on “Public Events.”
Unofficial but Comprehensive Bug Roundup Patch 12.0 08/20/209 Vault Raids
Unofficial but Comprehensive Bug Roundup Patch 10.0 06/10/209 Nuclear Winter
Unofficial but Comprehensive Bug Roundup Patch 9.5 05/21/209 Wild Appalachia - Project Paradise
Unofficial but Comprehensive Bug Roundup Patch 9.0 05/07/2019 Wild Appalachia - Pioneer Scouts
Unofficial but Comprehensive Bug Roundup Patch 8.5 04/22/2019 (Wild Appalachia)
Unofficial but Comprehensive Bug Roundup Patch 8.0 04/03/2019 (Wild Appalachia)
Unofficial but Comprehensive Bug Roundup Patch 7.0 03/13/2019 (Wild Appalachia)
submitted by Aten_Ra to 76BugWiki [link] [comments]


2019.02.20 16:43 despotak Fallout 76 v 1.0.6.0 changelog based on game data ("SeventySix.esm") - Community Patch Notes

Community Patch Notes github updated for v1.0.6.0.
You can also find it at our new web page, https://despotak.github.io/fallout_76_patch_notes/ for easier reading on mobile devices.
 

Reddit has a 40K character limit per post and the notes this time are about 160K characters. I will add some interesting changes here as a teaser, but please visit our website for the main course.

I would also like to take this opportunity and introduce Bugthesda again, the "Community Issue Tracker for Bethesda games". More info in this post

Activator

  • WorkshopMirrorBall01 "Mirror Ball" [ACTI:001ADC69] OBND - Object Bounds are changed to 0
  • ATX_NeonBillboard_NukaCola "Neon Nuka Cola Billboard" [ACTI:003EFADE] added
  • ATX_NeonBillboard_Rooftop_NukaCola "Neon Nuka Cola Rooftop Billboard" [ACTI:003EFAE0] added
  • ATX_NeonBillboard_SlocumsJoe "Neon Slocums Joe Billboard" [ACTI:003EFAE2] added
  • ATX_NeonBillboard_Rooftop_SlocumsJoe "Neon Slocums Joe Rooftop Billboard" [ACTI:003EFAE3] added
  • ATX_NeonBillboard_VisitBeautifulWV "Neon Visit Beautiful West Virginia Billboard" [ACTI:003EFAE4] added
  • ATX_NeonBillboard_Rooftop_VisitBeautifulWV "Neon Visit Beautiful West Virginia Rooftop Billboard" [ACTI:003EFAE5] added
  • ATX_NeonSignGoAway "Go Away Neon Sign" [ACTI:003EFAF2] added
  • ATX_NeonSignNoRestroom "No Restroom Neon Sign" [ACTI:003EFAF5] added
  • ATX_NeonSignStayAway "Stay Away Neon Sign" [ACTI:003EFAF7] added
  • ATX_NeonSignNoVacancy "No Vacancy Neon Sign" [ACTI:003EFAF8] added
  • ATX_NeonBillboard_MothmanGround "Mothman Neon Billboard" [ACTI:003EFB02] added
  • ATX_NeonBillboard_MothmanRooftop "Large Mothman Neon Billboard" [ACTI:003EFB05] added

Armor Addon

  • AA_Headwear_Raider_03_Helmet_GreenHood [ARMA:000787D1] BOD2 - Biped Body Template -> First person Flags 47 - Eyes, 48 - Beard, 49 - Mouth, and 50 - Neck removed (EdNote: Your eyeglasses and mask will now be shown while wearing this)
  • DLC04_NukaSpaceOutfitBody [ARMA:001135C1] BOD2 - Biped Body Template -> First person Flags 41 - [A] Torso added (EdNote: Your torso armor is not shown anymore if you wear this)
  • DLC04_NukaSpaceOutfitHelmetLiner [ARMA:001135C4] BOD2 - Biped Body Template -> First person Flags 46 - Headband, 48 - Beard, and 49 - Mouth added
  • ATX_AAClothesSilverShroudGloves [ARMA:001F3D0A]
    • BOD2 - Biped Body Template -> First person Flags 57 - Unnarmed and 60 - Pipboy added
    • DNAM - Data -> Male Priority changed from 0 to 5
    • DNAM - Data -> Female Priority changed from 0 to 5
  • ATX_AAPIpBoy2000_ConstructionSafety [ARMA:003F83FB] added
  • ATX_AAClothesTheInspectorGloves [ARMA:0047D209] BOD2 - Biped Body Template -> First person Flags 57 - Unnarmed and 60 - Pipboy added

Actor Value Information

  • Strength "Strength" [AVIF:000002C2]
    • NAM5 - Unknown reduced from 1.000000 to 0.000000
    • NAM5 - Unknown changed from Default to 100.000000
  • Perception "Perception" [AVIF:000002C3]
    • NAM5 - Unknown reduced from 1.000000 to 0.000000
    • NAM5 - Unknown changed from Default to 100.000000
  • Endurance "Endurance" [AVIF:000002C4]
    • NAM5 - Unknown reduced from 1.000000 to 0.000000
    • NAM5 - Unknown changed from Default to 100.000000
  • Charisma "Charisma" [AVIF:000002C5]
    • NAM5 - Unknown reduced from 1.000000 to 0.000000
    • NAM5 - Unknown changed from Default to 100.000000
  • Intelligence "Intelligence" [AVIF:000002C6]
    • NAM5 - Unknown reduced from 1.000000 to 0.000000
    • NAM5 - Unknown changed from Default to 100.000000
  • Agility "Agility" [AVIF:000002C7]
    • NAM5 - Unknown reduced from 1.000000 to 0.000000
    • NAM5 - Unknown changed from Default to 100.000000
  • Luck "Luck" [AVIF:000002C8]
    • NAM5 - Unknown reduced from 1.000000 to 0.000000
    • NAM5 - Unknown changed from Default to 100.000000

Cell

  • CB04_Reward_LootPrewar_Safe "Safe" [CONT:004ECF0B] in WatogaMunicipalCenter02 "Watoga Municipal Center" [CELL:000780B1] Record Flag Persistent added

Constructible Object

  • co_mod_PowerArmor_T45_Helmet_Headlamp [COBJ:0019D8C8]
    • Component c_Copper "Copper" [CMPO:0001FA9C] removed
    • GNAM - Learn Recipe from POST_recipe_mod_PowerArmor_T45_Helmet_Headlamp "Plan: T-45 Headlamp" [BOOK:005018DF] removed (EdNote: Oh Bethesda)
  • ATX_co_mod_PowerArmor_T45_Helmet_Headlamp_RedMothman [COBJ:0019D8CE]
    • EDID changed from ATX_co_mod_PowerArmor_T45_Helmet_Headlamp_RedMothman to POST_co_mod_PowerArmor_T45_Helmet_Headlamp_RedTactical
    • XALG - Unknown removed . . .
  • co_mod_50CalMachineGun_Receiver [COBJ:003F348A] added
  • co_ATX_mod_PowerArmor_BlackRider_ArmLeft [COBJ:003F51D6] added
  • co_ATX_mod_PowerArmor_BlackRider_ArmRight [COBJ:003F51D7] added
  • co_ATX_mod_PowerArmor_BlackRider_Helmet [COBJ:003F51D8] added
  • co_ATX_mod_PowerArmor_BlackRider_LegLeft [COBJ:003F51D9] added
  • co_ATX_mod_PowerArmor_BlackRider_LegRight [COBJ:003F51DA] added
  • co_ATX_mod_PowerArmor_BlackRider_Torso [COBJ:003F51DB] added
  • co_mod_PowerArmor_Ultracite_Helmet_Headlamp [COBJ:003F6A77] added
  • ATX_co_Clothes_Headwear_NukaGirlHelmet [COBJ:003F77B2] added
  • ATX_co_mod_PowerArmor_T45_Helmet_Headlamp_RedMothman [COBJ:003FA86B] added
  • ATX_co_mod_PowerArmor_T51_Helmet_Headlamp_RedMothman [COBJ:003FA86C] added
  • ATX_co_mod_PowerArmor_T60_Helmet_Headlamp_RedMothman [COBJ:003FA86D] added
  • ATX_co_mod_PowerArmor_X01_Helmet_Headlamp_RedMothman [COBJ:003FA86E] added

Container

  • WorkshopStashBox "My Stash Box" [CONT:0017DBEB] PRPS - Properties -> Value for CarryWeight [AVIF:000002DC] increased from 600.000000 to 800.000000
  • CB04_Reward_LootPrewar_Safe "Safe" [CONT:004ECF0B]
    • Item Stimpak "Stimpak" [ALCH:00023736] removed
    • Item Container_Loot_Priority_Safe_Prewar [LVLI:0006D4AF] removed
    • Item LLC_Medkit_Prewar [LVLI:0011B476] removed

Object Effect

  • ench_LegendaryWeapon_MeleeSpeed "Damage at night" [ENCH:001A7F40] EDID changed from ench_LegendaryWeapon_MeleeSpeed to CUT_ench_LegendaryWeapon_MeleeSpeed

Game Setting

  • fCrimeBufferObjectDamage [GMST:003EEA9E] added
  • fCrimeBufferObjectDamageTimer [GMST:003EEA9F] added
  • iCrimeBufferObjectFreeHits [GMST:003EEAA0] added
  • fWorkshopHUDRadiusBuffer [GMST:003F2A2E] added

Leveled Item

  • LGND_PossibleLegendaryItemBaseLists_Weapons [LVLI:001CCDA9]
    • Level List Entry LL_Weapon_Ranged_All_Restricted [LVLI:0014EAF2] removed
    • Level List Entry LL_Weapon_Ranged_All_Restricted_Legendary [LVLI:003F6AFE] added
    • Unknown changes to Model
  • LL_CapsStash_High_Base [LVLI:003EE9E2] Level List Entry Caps001 "Cap" [CNCY:0000000F] LVIV - Unknown increased from 0.000000 to 50.000000
  • LL_CapsStash_Medium_Base [LVLI:003EE9EA] Level List Entry Caps001 "Cap" [CNCY:0000000F] LVIV - Unknown increased from 0.000000 to 30.000000
  • LL_CapsStash_Standard_Base [LVLI:003EE9EE] Level List Entry Caps001 "Cap" [CNCY:0000000F] LVIV - Unknown increased from 0.000000 to 10.000000
  • LL_Weapon_Ranged_All_Restricted_Legendary [LVLI:003F6AFE] added
  • CB04_RewardContainerList [LVLI:003FB9B0] added
  • LLS_Recipes_Mods_PowerArmor_Ultracite_Tier1 [LVLI:00437549]
    • LVLF - Flags Calculate All **removed
    • Unknown changes to Model
  • LLS_Recipes_Mods_PowerArmor_Ultracite_Tier2 [LVLI:0043754A]
    • LVLF - Flags Calculate All **removed
    • Unknown changes to Model

Magic Effect

  • FortifyDamageAll "Fortify All Damage" [MGEF:0018EEE0] EDID changed from FortifyDamageAll to CUT_FortifyDamageAll
  • abScorchbeastRaceEffect "Scorchbeast Abilities" [MGEF:002F051A]
    • ScorchbeastAttackData
    • FlyingSonicAttackCooldownTimeMax Float increased from 5.000000 to 11.000000
    • FlyingSonicAttackCooldownTimeMin Float increased from 3.000000 to 9.000000
    • InteriorSonicAttackCooldownTimeMax Float increased from 8.000000 to 14.000000
    • InteriorSonicAttackCooldownTimeMin Float increased from 5.000000 to 11.000000
    • ScorchbeastQueenAttackData
    • FlyingSonicAttackCooldownTimeMax Float increased from 5.000000 to 11.000000
    • FlyingSonicAttackCooldownTimeMin Float increased from 3.000000 to 9.000000
    • InteriorSonicAttackCooldownTimeMax Float increased from 8.000000 to 14.000000
    • InteriorSonicAttackCooldownTimeMin Float increased from 5.000000 to 11.000000
  • Mutation_AdrenalPositiveSuper "Mutation: Weapon Damage vs. Health (Super)" [MGEF:003D0127]
    • EDID changed from Mutation_AdrenalPositiveSuper to Mutation_AdrenalReaction_TextDummySuper
    • FULL - Name changed from Mutation: Weapon Damage vs. Health (Super) to Super Dmg Text
    • Perk to Apply changed from Mutation_AdrenalPositiveSuper_Perk "Adrenal Reaction" [PERK:003D0129] to NULL - Null Reference [00000000]
  • abLegendaryFortifyDmgAll "Fortify All Damage" [MGEF:003F15D9] added
  • abFortifyDmgAll "Fortify All Damage" [MGEF:003F33A0] added
  • CUT_FortifyDmgAll "Fortify All Damage" [MGEF:003F33A1] added
  • Mutation_SpeedDemon_UIDummy "UI Text Dummy" [MGEF:003F3F4C] added
  • AbSpotlightTextDummyWeek008 "Week 8 Pipboy Text" [MGEF:004845AF] readded (EdNote: Was deleted on patch v1.0.3.10)
  • Mutation_IncreasedHungerThirst "Mutation: Increased Hunger & Thirst" [MGEF:004DF1E4] Flag Hide in UI removed
  • Mutation_AdrenalPositive "Mutation: Weapon Damage vs. Health" [MGEF:004E1F19]
    • EDID changed from Mutation_AdrenalPositive to Mutation_AdrenalReaction_TextDummy
    • FULL - Name changed from Mutation: Weapon Damage vs. Health to Normal Dmg Text
    • Perk to Apply changed from Mutation_AdrenalPositive_Perk "Adrenal Reaction" [PERK:004E1F1A] to NULL - Null Reference [00000000]
    • DNAM - Magic Item Description changed from +Weapon Dmg. at low HP, to +Weapon Dmg. at low HP

Misc. Item

  • BleachDogwoodNew "Bleach Dogwood" [MISC:003D202D] Keyword NoAutoScrapJunk [KYWD:004ECBA8] added (EdNote: No fix for the bulk items)

Perk

  • BloodyMess01 "Bloody Mess" [PERK:0004A0BB]
    • Effect AbPerkBloodyMess "Barbarian" [SPEL:003F3F3E] added
    • Condition Subject.HasPerk(BloodyMess02 "Bloody Mess" [PERK:001D2453]) Equal to 0.000000 removed
  • BloodyMess02 "Bloody Mess" [PERK:001D2453] Condition Subject.HasPerk(BloodyMess03 "Bloody Mess" [PERK:001D2454]) Equal to 0.000000 removed
  • BloodyMess03 "Bloody Mess" [PERK:001D2454] Effect "Mod Weapon Attack Damage" Multiply Value 1.150000 removed (EdNote: Code refactoring. No change in functionality)
  • NerdRage02 "Nerd Rage!" [PERK:00065E37] Function Parameter -> EPFB - Perk Entry ID changed from 1 to 0
  • NerdRage03 "Nerd Rage!" [PERK:00065E38] Function Parameter -> EPFB - Perk Entry ID changed from 1 to 0
  • STAT_DamagePerk "Player Damage Stat Mod Perk" [PERK:0023A0EB] code refactored (EdNote: I will dig deeper later and update this)
  • AddictionManager "AddictionManager" [PERK:002458BA] Condition Subject.GetGlobalValue(SpotlightWeekIndex [GLOB:0047C2EA]) Equal to / Or 8.000000 readded (EdNote: Introduced with patch v1.0.2.0 and removed with patch v1.0.3.10)
  • Mutation_AdrenalPositiveSuper_Perk "Adrenal Reaction" [PERK:003D0129] EDID changed from Mutation_AdrenalPositiveSuper_Perk to CUT_Mutation_AdrenalPositiveSuper_Perk
  • SURV_Disease_RadWorms_Perk [PERK:003DF042]
    • Condition Subject.EPIsDamageType(dtRadiationIngestion [DMGT:00060A86]) Equal to / Or 1.000000 changed to Subject.EPAlchemyEffectHasKeyword(dtRadiationIngestion [DMGT:00060A86]) Equal to / Or 1.000000
    • Condition Subject.EPIsDamageType(dtRadiationExposure [DMGT:00060A85]) Equal to / Or 1.000000 changed to Subject.EPMagic_SpellHasKeyword(DamageTypeRadiation [KYWD:0004B25C]) Equal to / Or 1.000000
  • Mutation_AdrenalPositive_Perk "Adrenal Reaction" [PERK:004E1F1A] EDID changed from Mutation_AdrenalPositive_Perk to CUT_Mutation_AdrenalPositive_Perk
  • PlayerTeamPerk "Player Team Perk" [PERK:004E1F1C] Ability AbWeeklySpotlight "Spotlight Week" [SPEL:0047C2E9] readded (EdNote: Introduced with patch v1.0.2.0 and removed with patch v1.0.3.10)

Spell

  • AbPerkMartialArtist "Martial Artist" [SPEL:003E9566] Effect AbPerkFortifyMeleeSpeedEffect "Fortify Melee Speed" [MGEF:003E9567] Condition Subject.GetWeaponAnimType Less than or equal to 6.000000 added
  • AbPerkBloodyMess "Barbarian" [SPEL:003F3F3E] added
  • AbWeeklySpotlight "Spotlight Week" [SPEL:0047C2E9] Effect AbSpotlightTextDummyWeek008 "Week 8 Pipboy Text" [MGEF:004845AF] readded
  • Mutation_SpeedDemon "Speed Demon" [SPEL:004DF1E0] Effect Mutation_SpeedDemon_UIDummy "UI Text Dummy" [MGEF:003F3F4C] added
  • Mutation_AdrenalReaction "Adrenal Reaction" [SPEL:004E1F14] code refactoring and shadow nerf (EdNote:
HP < HP >= Dmg Bonus Super Dmg Bonus New Dmg Bonus New Super Dmg Bonus
100% 90% 0% 0% 0% 0%
90% 80% 6% 8% 0% 0%
80% 70% 13% 16% 0% 0%
70% 60% 19% 24% 0% 0%
60% 50% 25% 31% 10% 12%
50% 40% 31% 39% 10% 12%
40% 30% 38% 48% 20% 25%
30% 20% 44% 55% 30% 37%
20% 10% 50% 63% 40% 50%
10% 0% 50% 63% 50% 65%
)

Static

  • ATX_Whimsical_Mailbox_Rooster "Whimsical Rooster Mailbox" [STAT:003EFAEA] added
  • ATX_workshop_FloorFoundationWood_50sLinoleum01 "Wooden Foundation - Linoleum" [STAT:003F8403] added
  • ATX_workshop_WrhsFloorFoundation_50sLinoleum01 "Foundation - Linoleum" [STAT:003F8404] added
  • ATX_workshop_WrhsFloorWood_50sLinoleum01 "Floor - Linoleum" [STAT:003F8405] added
  • ATX_workshop_FloorFoundationWood_ParquetLight01 "Wooden Foundation - Parquet Light" [STAT:003F8406] added
  • ATX_workshop_WrhsFloorFoundation_ParquetLight01 "Foundation - Parquet Light" [STAT:003F8407] added
  • ATX_workshop_WrhsFloorWood_ParquetLight01 "Floor - Parquet Light" [STAT:003F8408] added
  • ATX_workshop_FloorFoundationWood_ParquetDark01 "Wooden Foundation - Parquet Dark" [STAT:003F8409] added
  • ATX_workshop_WrhsFloorFoundation_ParquetDark01 "Foundation - Parquet Dark" [STAT:003F840A] added
  • ATX_workshop_WrhsFloorWood_ParquetDark01 "Floor - Parquet Dark" [STAT:003F840B] added
 
despotak notes: I though we were done with the stealth nerfs Bethesda :( . The Adrenal Reaction mutation saw a major code refactoring. I am aware of the reports about it not working properly, and I am looking at it. In the mean time, I posted above the new values (when they work). Finally, there is no fix for the bulk items autoscrapping with the "Scrap All Junk" button.

Credits

despotak: (aka Cdr_Archangel on Nexusmods and Discord): Main maintainer of this list. Roby65: Main tool architect and curator. ElminsterAU: Main developer of xEdit
submitted by despotak to fo76 [link] [comments]


2018.03.19 06:57 throwmeawaybbkkthnx When childhood nightmares come back to haunt you...

Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that's how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don't know who she is get da hell out of here!). I'm not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie. I'm a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I'm also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I'm in the seventh year (I'm seventeen). I'm a goth (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.
"Hey Ebony!" shouted a voice. I looked up. It was... Draco Malfoy!
"What's up Draco?" I asked.
"Nothing." he said shyly.
But then, I heard my friends call me and I had to go away.
The next day I woke up in my bedroom. It was snowing and raining again. I opened the door of my coffin and drank some blood from a bottle I had. My coffin was black ebony and inside it was hot pink velvet with black lace on the ends. I got out of my coffin and took of my giant MCR t-shirt which I used for pajamas. Instead, I put on a black leather dress, a pentagram necklace, combat boots and black fishnets on. I put on four pairs of earrings in my pierced ears, and put my hair in a kind of messy bun.
My friend, Willow (AN: Raven dis is u!) woke up then and grinned at me. She flipped her long waist-length raven black hair with pink streaks and opened her forest-green eyes. She put on her Marilyn Manson t-shirt with a black mini, fishnets and pointy high-heeled boots. We put on our makeup (black lipstick white foundation and black eyeliner.)
"OMFG, I saw you talking to Draco Malfoy yesterday!" she said excitedly.
"Yeah? So?" I said, blushing.
"Do you like Draco?" she asked as we went out of the Slytherin common room and into the Great Hall.
"No I so fucking don't!" I shouted.
"Yeah right!" she exclaimed.
Just then, Draco walked up to me.
"Hi." he said.
"Hi." I replied flirtily.
"Guess what." he said.
"What?" I asked.
"Well, Good Charlotte are having a concert in Hogsmeade." he told me.
"Oh. My. Fucking. God!" I screamed.
I love GC.
They are my favorite band, besides MCR.
"Well.... do you want to go with me?" he asked.
I gasped.
On the night of the concert I put on my black lace-up boots with high heels. Underneath them were ripped red fishnets. ThenI put on a black leather minidress with all this corset stuff on the back and front. I put on matching fishnet on my arms. I straightened my hair and made it look all spiky. I felt a little depressed then, so I slit one of my wrists. I read a depressing book while I waited for it to stop bleeding and I listened to some GC. I painted my nails black and put on TONS of black eyeliner. Then I put on some black lipstick. I didn't put on foundation because I was pale anyway. I drank some human blood so I was ready to go to the concert.
I went outside. Draco was waiting there in front of his flying car. He was wearing a Simple Plan t-shirt (they would play at the show too), baggy black skater pants, black nail polish and a little eyeliner (AN: A lot fo kewl boiz wer it ok!).
"Hi Draco!" I said in a depressed voice.
Hi Ebony." he said back. We walked into his flying black Mercedes-Benz (the license plate said 666) and flew to the place with the concert. On the way we listened excitedly to Good Charlotte and Marilyn Manson. We both smoked cigarettes and drugs. When we got there, we both hopped out of the car. We went to the mosh pit at the front of the stage and jumped up and down as we listened to Good Charlotte.
"You come in cold, you're covered in blood They're all so happy you've arrived The doctor cuts your cord, hands you to your mom She sets you free into this life." sang Joel (I don't own da lyrics 2 dat song).
"Joel is so fucking hot." I said to Draco, pointing to him as he sung, filling the club with his amazing voice.
Suddenly Draco looked sad.
"What's wrong?" I asked as we moshed to the music. Then I caught on.
"Hey, it's ok I don't like him better than YOU!" I said.
"Really?" asked Draco sensitively and he put his arm around me all protective.
"Really." I said. "Besides I don't even know Joel and he's going out with Hilary fucking Duff. I fucking hate that little bitch." I said disgustedly, thinking of her ugly blonde face.
The night went on really well, and I had a great time. So did Draco. After the concert, we drank some beer and asked Benji and Joel for their autographs and photos with them. We got GC concert tees. Draco and I crawled back into the Mercedes-Benz, but Draco didn't go back into Hogwarts, instead he drove the car into... the Forbidden Forest!
"DRACO!" I shouted. "What the fuck do you think you are doing?"
Draco didn't answer but he stopped the flying car and he walked out of it. I walked out of it too, curiously.
"What the fucking hell?" I asked angrily.
"Ebony?" he asked.
"What?" I snapped.
Draco leaned in extra-close and I looked into his gothic red eyes (he was wearing color contacts) which revealed so much depressing sorrow and evilness and then suddenly I didn't feel mad anymore.
And then... suddenly just as I Draco kissed me passionately. Draco climbed on top of me and we started to make out keenly against a tree. He took of my top and I took of his clothes. I even took of my bra. Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time.
"Oh! Oh! Oh!" I screamed. I was beginning to get an orgasm. We started to kiss everywhere and my pale body became all warm. And then...
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!"
It was...Dumbledore!
Dumbledore made and Draco and I follow him. He kept shouting at us angrily.
"You ludacris fools!" he shouted.
I started to cry tears of blood down my pallid face. Draco comforted me. When we went back to the castle Dumbledore took us to Professor Snape and Professor McGonagall who were both looking very angry.
"They were having sexual intercourse in the Forbidden Forest!" he yelled in a furious voice.
"Why did you do such a thing, you mediocre dunces?" asked Professor McGonagall.
"How dare you?" demanded Professor Snape.
And then Draco shrieked. "BECAUSE I LOVE HER!"
Everyone was quiet. Dumbledore and Professor McGonagall still looked mad but Professor Snape said. "Fine. Very well. You may go up to your rooms."
Draco and I went upstairs while the teachers glared at us.
"Are you okay, Ebony?" Draco asked me gently.
"Yeah I guess." I lied. I went to the girl's dorm and brushed my teeth and my hair and changed into a low-cut black floor-length dress with red lace all around it and black high heels. When I came out...
Draco was standing in front of the bathroom, and he started to sing "I just wanna live" by Good Charlotte. I was so flattered, even though he wasn't supposed to be there. We hugged and kissed. After that, we said goodnight and he reluctantly went back into his room.
The next day I woke up in my coffin. I put on a black miniskirt that was all ripped around the end and a matching top with red skulls all over it and high heeled boots that were black. I put on two pairs of skull earrings, and two crosses in my ears. I spray-painted my hair with purple.
In the Great Hall, I ate some Count Chocula cereal with blood instead of milk, and a glass of red blood. Suddenly someone bumped into me. All the blood spilled over my top.
"Bastard!" I shouted angrily. I regretted saying it when I looked up cause I was looking into the pale white face of a gothic boy with spiky black hair with red streaks in it. He was wearing so much eyeliner that I was going down his face and he was wearing black lipstick. He didn't have glasses anymore and now he was wearing red contact lenses just like Draco's and there was no scar on his forhead anymore. He had a manly stubble on his chin. He had a sexy English accent. He looked exactly like Joel Madden. He was so sexy that my body went all hot when I saw him kind of like an erection only I'm a girl so I didn't get one you sicko.
"I'm so sorry." he said in a shy voice.
"That's all right. What's your name?" I questioned.
"My name's Harry Potter, although most people call me Vampire these days." he grumbled.
"Why?" I exclaimed.
"Because I love the taste of human blood." he giggled.
"Well, I am a vampire." I confessed.
"Really?" he whimpered.
"Yeah." I roared.
We sat down to talk for a while. Then Draco came up behind me and told me he had a surprise for me so I went away with him.
Draco and I held our pale white hands with black nail polish as we went upstairs. I was wearing red Satanist sings on my nails in red nail polish (AN: c doez dat sound lik a Maru Sue 2 u?). I waved to Vampire. Dark misery was in his depressed eyes. I guess he was jealous of me that I was going out with Draco. Anyway, I went upstairs excitedly with Draco. We went into his room and locked the door. Then... We started frenching passively and we took off each others clothes enthusiastically. He felt me up before I took of my top. Then I took off my black leather bra and he took off his pants. We went on the bed and started making out naked and then he put his boy's thingy in mine and we HAD SEX. (c is dat stupid?)
"Oh Draco, Draco!" I screamed while getting an orgasm when all of a sudden I saw a tattoo I had never seen before on Draco's arm. It was a black heart with an arrow through it. On it in bloody gothic writing were the words............ Vampire!
I was so angry.
"You bastard!" I shouted angrily, jumping out of the bed.
"No! No! But you don't understand!" Draco pleaded. But I knew too much.
"No, you fucking idiot!" I shouted. "You probably have AIDs anyway!"
I put on my clothes all huffily and then stomped out. Draco ran out even though he was naked. He had a really big you-know-what but I was too mad to care. I stomped out and did so until I was in Vampire's classroom where he was having a lesson with Professor Snape and some other people.
"VAMPIRE POTTER, YOU MOTHERFUCKER!" I yelled.
Everyone in the class stared at me and then Draco came into the room even though he was naked and started begging me to take him back.
"Ebony, it's not what you think!" Draco screamed sadly.
My friend B'loody Mary Smith smiled at me understatedly. She flipped her long waste-length gothic black hair and opened her crimson eyes like blood that she was wearing contact lenses on. She had pale white skin that she was wearing white makeup on. Hermione was kidnapped when she was born. Her real parents are vampires and one of them is a witch but Voldemort killed her mother and her father committed suicide because he was depressed about it. She still has nightmares about it and she is very haunted and depressed. It also turns out her real last name is Smith and not Granger. (Since she has converted to Satanism she is in Slytherin now not Griffindoor. )
"What is it that you desire, you ridiculous dimwit!" Snape demeaned angrily in his cold voice but I ignored him.
"Vampire, I can't believe you cheated on me with Draco!" I shouted at him.
Everyone gasped.
I don't know why Ebony was so mad at me. I had went out with Vampire (I'm bi and so is Ebony) for a while but then he broke my heart. He dumped me because he liked Britney, a stupid preppy fucker. We were just good friends now. He had gone through horrible problems, and now he was gothic. (Haha, like I would hang out with a prep.)
"But I'm not going out with Draco anymore!" said Vampire.
"Yeah fucking right! Fuck off, you bastard!" I screamed. I ran out of the room and into the Forbidden Forest where I had lost my virility to Draco and then I started to bust into tears.
I was so mad and sad. I couldn't believe Draco for cheating on me. I began to cry against the tree where I did it with Draco.
Then all of a suddenly, an horrible man with red eyes and no nose and everything started flying towards me on a broomstick! He didn't have a nose (basically like Voldemort in the movie) and he was wearing all black but it was obvious he wasn't gothic. It was... Voldemort!
"No!" I shouted in a scared voice but then Voldemort shouted "Imperius!" and I couldn't run away.
"Crookshanks!" I shouted at him. Voldemort fell of his broom and started to scream. I felt bad for him even though I'm a sadist so I stopped.
"Ebony." he yelled. "Thou must kill Vampire Potter!"
I thought about Vampire and his sexah eyes and his gothic black hair and how his face looks just like Joel Madden. I remembered that Draco had said I didn't understand, so I thought, what if Draco went out with Vampire before I went out with him and they broke up?
"No, Voldemort!" I shouted back.
Voldemort gave me a gun. "No! Please!" I begged.
"Thou must!" he yelled. "If thou does not, then I shall kill thy beloved Draco!"
"How did you know?" I asked in a surprised way.
Voldemort got a dude-ur-so-retarded look on his face. "I hath telekinesis." he answered cruelly. "And if you doth not kill Vampire, then thou know what will happen to Draco!" he shouted. Then he flew away angrily on his broomstick.
I was so scared and mad I didn't know what to do. Suddenly Draco came into the woods.
"Draco!" I said. "Hi!"
"Hi." he said back but his face was all sad. He was wearing white foundation and messy eyeliner kind of like a pentagram (geddit) between Joel Madden and Gerard Way.
"Are you okay?" I asked.
"No." he answered.
"I'm sorry I got all mad at you but I thought you cheated on me." I expelled.
"That's okay." he said all depressed and we went back into Hogwarts together making out.
I was really scared about Vlodemort all day. I was even upset went to rehearsals with my gothic metal band Bloody Gothic Rose 666. I am the lead singer of it and I play guitar. People say that we sound like a cross between GC, Slipknot and MCR. The other people in the band are B'loody Mary, Vampire, Draco, Ron (although we call him Diabolo now. He has black hair now with blue streaks in it.) and Hargrid. Only today Draco and Vampire were depressed so they weren't coming and we wrote songs instead. I knew Draco was probably slitting his wrists (he wouldn't die because he was a vampire too and the only way you can kill a vampire is with a c-r-o-s-s (there's no way I'm writing that) or a steak) and Vampire was probably watching a depressing movie like The Corpse Bride. I put on a black leather shirt that showed off my boobs and tiny matching miniskirt that said Simple Plan on the butt. You might think I'm a slut but I'm really not.
We were singing a cover of 'Helena' and at the end of the song I suddenly bust into tears.
"Ebony! Are you OK?" B'loody Mary asked in a concerted voice.
"What the fuck do you think?" I asked angrily. And then I said. "Well, Voldemort came and the fucking bastard told me to fucking kill Harry! But I don't want to kill him, because, he's really nice, even if he did go out with Draco. But if I don't kill Harry, then Voldemort, will fucking kill Draco!" I burst into tears.
Suddenly Draco jumped out from behind a wall.
"Why didn't you fucking tell me!" he shouted. "How could you- you- you fucking poser muggle bitch!" (c is dat out of character?)
I started to cry and cry. Draco started to cry too all sensitive. Then he ran out crying.
We practiced for one more hour. Then suddenly Dumbeldore walked in angrily! His eyes were all fiery and I knew this time it wasn't cause he had a headache.
"What have you done!" He started to cry wisely. (c dats basically nut swering and dis time he wuz relly upset n u wil c y) "Ebony Draco has been found in his room. He committed suicide by slitting his wrists."
"NO!" I screamed. I was horrorfied! B'loody Mary tried to comfort me but I told her fuck off and I ran to my room crying myself. Dumbledore chased after me shouting but he had to stop when I went into my room cause he would look like a perv that way.
Anyway, I started crying tears of blood and then I slit both of my wrists. They got all over my clothes so I took them off and jumped into the bath angrily while I put on a Linkin Park song at full volume. I grabbed a steak and almost stuck it into my heart to commit suicide. I was so fucking depressed! I got out of the bathtub and put on a black low-cut dress with lace all over it sandly. I put on black high heels with pink metal stuff on the ends and six pairs of skull earrings. I couldn't fucking believe it. Then I looked out the window and screamed... Snap was spying on me and he was taking a video tape of me! And Loopin was masticating to it! They were sitting on their broomsticks.
"EW, YOU FUCKING PERVS, STOP LOOKING AT ME NAKED! ARE YOU PEDOS OR WHAT!" I screamed putting on a black towel with a picture of Marilyn Mason on it. Suddenly Vampire ran in.
"Abra Kedavra!" he yelled at Snape and Loopin pointing his womb. I took my gun and shot Snape and Loopin a gazillion times and they both started screaming and the camera broke. Suddenly, Dumblydore ran in. "Ebony, it has been revealed that someone has - NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" he shouted looking at Snape and Loopin and then he waved his wand and suddenly...
Hargrid ran outside on his broom and said everyone we need to talk.
"What do you know, Hargrid? You're just a little Hogwarts student!"
"I MAY BE A HOGWARTS STUDENT...." Hargirid paused angrily. "BUT I AM ALSO A SATANIST!"
"This cannot be." Snap said in a crisp voice as blood dripped from his hand where Dumblydore's wand had shot him. "There must be other factors."
"YOU DON'T HAVE ANY!" I yelled in madly.
Loopin held up the camera triumelephantly. "The lens may be ruined but the tape is still there!"
I felt faint, more than I normally do like how it feels when you do not drink enough blood.
"Why are you doing this?" Loopin said angrily while he rubbed his dirty hands on his clook. And then I heard the words that I had heard before but not from him. I did not know whether to feel shocked and happy or to bite him and drink his blood because I felt faint.
"BECAUSE...BECAUSE...." Hargid said and he paused in the air dramitaclly, waving his wand in the air. Then swooped he in singing to the tune of a gothic version of a song by 50 Cent.
"Because you're goffic?" Snap asked in a little afraid voice cause he was afraind it meant he was connected with Satan.
"Because I LOVE HER!"
I was about to slit my wrists again with the silver knife that Drago had given me in case anything happened to him. He had told me to use it valiantly against an enemy but I knew that we must both go together.
"NO!" I THOUGHT IT WAS HAIRgrid but it was Vampire. He started to scream. "OMFG! NOOOOO! MY SCAR HURTS!" and then... his eyes rolled up! You could only see his red whites.
I stopped. "How did u know?"
"I saw it! And my scar turned back into the lightning bolt!"
"NO!" I ran up closer. "I thought you didn't have a scar anymore!" I shouted.
"I do but Diabolo changed it into a pentagram for me and I always cover it up with foundation." he said back. "Anyway my scar hurt and it turned back into the lightning bolt! Save me! then I had a vision of what was happening to Draco................Volfemort has him bondage!"
Anyway I was in the school nurse's office now recovering from my slit wrists. Snap and Loopin and HAHRID were there too. They were going to St. Mango's after they recovered cause they were pedofiles and you can't have those fucking pervs teaching in a school with lots of hot gurlz. Dumbledore had constipated the cideo camera they took of me naked. I put up my middle finger at them.
Anyway Hargrid came into my hospital bed holding a bouquet of pink roses.
"Enoby I need to tell u somethnig." he said in a v. serious voice, giving me the roses.
"Fuck off." I told him. "You know I fucking hate the color pink anyway, and I don't like fucked up preps like you." I snapped. Hargrid had been mean to me before for being gottik.
"No Enoby." Hargrid says. "Those are not roses."
"What, are they goffs too you poser prep?" I asked cause I was angry that he had brought me pink roses.
"I saved your life!" He yelled angrily. "No you didn't I replied." "You saved me from getting a Paris Hilton p- video made from your shower scene and being vued by Snap and Loopin." Who MASTABATED (c is dat speld rong) to it he added silently.
"Whatever!" I yelled angirly.
He pointed his wand at the pink roses. "These aren't roses." He suddenly looked at them with an evil look in his eye and muttered Well If you wanted Honesty that's all you haD TO SAY! .
"hat's not a spell that's an MCR song." I corrected him wisely.
"I know, I was just warming up my vocal cordes." Then he screamed. "Petulus merengo mi kremicli romacio(4 all u cool goffic mcr fans out, there, that is a tribute! specially for raven I love you girl!)imo noto okayo!"
And then the roses turned into a huge black flame floating in the middle of the air. And it was black. Now I knew he wasn't a prep.
"OK I believe you now wtf is Drako?"
Hairgrid rolled his eyes. I looked into the balls of flame but I could c nothing.
"U c, Enobby," Dumblydore said, watching the two of us watching the flame. "2 c wht iz n da flmes(HAHA U REVIEWRS FLAMES GEDDIT) u mst find urslf 1st, k?"
"I HAVE FOUND MYSELF OK YOU MEAN OLD MAN!" Hargrid yelled. dUMBLydore lookd shockd. I guess he didn't have a headache or else he would have said something back.
Hairgrid stormed off back into his bed. "U r a liar, prof dumbledoree!"
Anyway when I got better I went upstairs and put on a black leather minidress that was all ripped on the ends with lace on it. There was some corset stuff on the front. Then I put on black fishnets and black high-heeled boots with pictures of Billie Joe Armstrong on them. I put my hair all out around me so I looked like Samara from the Ring (if u don't know who she iz ur a prep so fuk off!) and I put on blood-red lipstick, black eyeliner and black lip gloss.
"You look kawai, girl." B'loody Mary said sadly. "Fangs (geddit) you do too." I said sadly too, but I was still upset. I slit both of my wrists feeling totally depressed and I sucked all the blood. I cried again in my bathroom and put the shades on so Snap and Loopin couldn't spy on me this time. I went to some classes. Vampire was in the Hair of Magical Magic Creatures. He looked all depressed because Draco had disappeared and he had used to be in love with Draco. He was sucking some blood from a Hufflepuff.
"Hi." he said in a depressed way. "Hi back." I said in an wqually said way.
We both looked at each other for some time. Harry had beautiful red gothic eyes so much like Dracos. Then... we jumped on each other and started screwing each other.
"STOP IT NOW YOU HORNY SIMPLETONS!" shouted Professor McGoggle who was watching us and so was everyone else.
"Vampire you fucker!" I said slapping him. "Stop trying to screw me. You know I loved Draco!" I shouted and then I ran away angrily.
Just then he started to scream. "OMFG! NOOOOO! MY SCAR HURTS!" and then... his eyes rolled up! You could only see his red whites.
"NO!" I ran up closer.
"I thought you didn't have a scar anymore!" I shouted.
"I do but Diabolo changed it into a pentagram for me and I always cover it up with foundation." he said back. "Anyway my scar hurt and then I had a vision of what was happening to Draco................Volfemort has him bondage!"
Vampire and I ran up the stairs looking for Dumbledore. We were so scared.
"Dumbledore Dumblydore!" we both yelled. Dumbledore came there.
"What is it that you want now you despicable snobs?" he asked angrily.
"Volsemort has Draco!" we shouted at the same time.
He laughed in an evil voice.
"No! Don't! We need to save Draco!" we begged.
"No." he said meanly. "I don't give a darn what Voldemort does to Draco. Not after how much he misbehaved in school especially with YOU Ebony." he said while he frowned looking at me. "Besides I never liked him that much anyway." then he walked away. Vampire started crying. "My Draco!" he moaned. (AN: don't u fik gay guyz r lik so hot!)
"Its okay!" I tried to tell him but that didn't stop him. He started to cry tears of blood. Then he had a brainstorm. "I had an idea!" he exclaimed.
"What?" I asked him.
"You'll see." he said. He took out his wand and did a spell. Then... suddenly we were in Voldemprt's lair!
We ran in with our wands out just as we heard a croon voice say. "Allah Kedavra" It was... Voldemort!
We ran to where Volcemort was. It turned out that Voldemort wasn't there. Instead the fat guy who killed Cedric was. Draco was there crying tears of blood. Snaketail was torturing him. Vampire and I ran in front of Snaketail.
"Rid my sight you despicable preps!" he shouted as we started shooting him with the gun he Then suddenly he looked at me and he fell down with a lovey-dovey look in his eyes. "EnobyIloveyouwiluhavesexwithme." he said. (in dis he is sixteen yrs old so hes not a pedofile ok)
"Huh?" I asked. "Enoby I love you will you have sex with me?" asked Snaketail. I started laughing crudely. "What the fuck? You torture my bf and then you expect me to fuck you? God, you are so fucked up you fucking bastard." I said angrily. Then I stabbed him in the heart. Blood pored out of it like a fountain.
"Nooooooooooooo!" he screamed. He started screaming and running around. Then he fell down and died. I brust into tears sadly.
"Snaketail what art thou doing?" called Voldemort. Then... he started coming! We could hear his high heels clacking to us. So we got on our broomsticks and we flew to Hogwarts. We went to my room. Vampire went away. There I started crying.
"What's wrong honey?" asked Draco taking off his clothes so we could screw. He had a sex-pack (geddit cuz hes so sexah) and a really huge you-know-what and everything.
"Its so unfair!" I yielded. "Why can't I just be ugly or plain like all da other girls and preps here except for B'loody Mary, because she's not ugly or anything."
"Why would you wanna be ugly? I don't like the preps anyway. They are such fucking sluts." answered Draco.
"Yeah but everyone is in love with me! Like Snape and Loopin took a video of me naked. Hargrid says he's in love with me. Vampire likes me and now even Snaketail is in love with me! I just wanna be with you ok Draco! Why couldn't Satan have made me less beautiful?" I shouted angrily. (an" don't wory enoby isn't a snob or anyfing but a lot of ppl hav told her shes pretty) "Im good at too many things! WHY CAN'T I JUST BE NORMAL? IT'S A FUCKING CURSE!" I shouted and then I ran away.
"Ebony Ebony!" shouted Draco sadly. "No, please, come back!"
But I was too mad.
"Whatever! Now u can go anh have sex with Vampire!" I shouted. I stormed into my room and closed my black door with my blood-red key. It had a picture of Marylin Manson on it. He looked so sexy in a way that reminded me of Draco and Vampire. I started to cry and weep. I took a razor and started to slit my wrists. I drank the blood all depressed. Then I looked at my black GC watch and noticed it was time to go to Biology class.
I put on a short ripped black gothic dress that said Anarchy on the front in blood red letters and was all ripped and a spiky belt. Under that I put on ripped black fishnets and boots that said Joel all over them with blood red letters. I put my ebony black hair out. Anyway I went downstairs feeling all sad and depressed as usual. I did sum advanced Biology work. I was turning a bloody pentagram into a black guitar. Suddenly the guitar turned to Draco!
"Enoby I love you!" he shouted sadly. "I dnot care what those fucker preps and posers fink. Ur da most beautiful girl in the world. Before I met you I used to want to commit suicide all the time. Now I just wanna fucking be with you. I fucking love you!." Then... he started to sing "Da Chronicles of Life and Death" (we considered it our song now cuz we fell in love when Joel was singing it) right in front of the entire class! His singing voice was so amazing and gothic and sexxy like a cross between Gerard, Joel, Chester, Pierre and Marilyn Manson (AN: don't u fink dos guyz r so hot. if u dnot no who dey r get da fuk out od hr!) .
"OMFG." I said after he was finished. Some fucking preps stared at us but I just stuck up my middle fingers (that were covered in black nail polish and were entwined with Draco's now) at them. "I love you!" I said and then we started to kiss just like Hilary Duff (i fukin h8 dat bitch) and CMM in a Cinderella Story. Then we went away holding hands. Loopin shouted at us but he stopped cuz everyone was clapping by how sexy we looked 2gether. Then I saw a poster saying that MCR would have a concert in Hogsmede right then. We looked at each other all shocked and then we went 2gether.
We ran happily to Hogsmede. There we saw the stage where GC had played. We ran in happly. MCR were there playing 'Helena'. I was so fucking happy! Gerard looked even sexier than he did in da pictures. Even Draco thought so, I could totally see him getting an erection but it didn't matter cuz I knew know that we were da only true ones for eachother. I was wearing a black leather minidress and black leather platinum boots with red ripped fishnets. Draco was wearing a black baggy MCR t-shirt and black baggy pants. Anyway, we stated moshing to Helena. We frenched. We ran up 2 the front of the band to stage-dive. Suddenly, Gerard pulled off his mask. So did the others. We gasped. It wasn't them at all. It was.,... Volsemort and da Death Dealers!
"Wtf Draco im not going to a concert wid u!" I shouted angrily. "Not after what happened to me last time? Even if its MCR n u no how much I lik them"
"What cause we...you know..." he gadgetted uncomfortbli cause guys don't like to talk a bout you-know-what.
"Yeah cause we you know!" I yielded in an angry voice.
"We won't do that again." Draco promised. "This time, we're going with an ESCORT."
"OMFG wtf/ Are you giving into the mainstream?" I asked. "So I guess ur a prep or a Christina or what now?"
"NO." he muttered loudly.
R u becoming a prep or what?" I shootd angrily.
"Enoby! I'm not! Pls come with me!" He fell down to his knees and started singing 'Da world is black' by GC to me.
I was flattened cause that's not even a single, he had memorized da lyrks just 4 me!
"OK then I guess I will have to." I said and then we frenched 4 a while and I went up 2 my room.
B'loody Mary was standing there. "Hajimemashite gurl." she said happily (she spex Japanese so do i. dat menz 'how do u do' in japanese). "BTW Willow that fucking poser got expuld. she failed al her klasses and she skepped math." (an: RAVEN U FUKIN SUK! FUK U!)
"It serves that fuking bich right." I laughed angrily.
Well anyway we where felling all deprezzed. We wutsched some goffic movies like Das niteMARE b4 xmas. "Maybe Willow will die too." I said.
"Kawai." B'loody Mair shook her head enrgtically lethrigcly. "Oh yeah o have a confession after she got expuld I murdered her and den loopin did it with her cause he's a necphilak."
"Kawai." I commnted happily . We talked to each other in silence for da rest uv da movie.
"OH HEY BTw, im going to a concert with drako tonight in Hogsmeade with mcr." I sed. " I need to wear like da hotset outfit EVA."
B'Loody Mairy Nodded ENREGeticALLlY. "Omfg totally lets go shopping."
"In Hot Topic, right?" I asked, already getting out my spshcial Hot Topic Loiyalty carde.
"No." My head snaped up.
"WHAT?" my head spuin. I could not believe it. "B'Loody Mary are u a PREP?"
"NOOOO!NOOOO!" She laughed. "I found some cool goffic stores near Hogwarts that's all."
"Hu told u abut them" I askd sure it would be Drako or Diabolo or Vampire(don't even SAY that nam to me!). Or me.
"Dumblydore." She sed. "Let me just call our broms."
"OMFFG DUMBLYDORE?" I asked quietly.
"Yah I saw the map for Hogsmeade on his desk." She told me. "Come on let's go."
We were going in a few punkgoff stores SPECIALLY for the concerts in Hogsmeade. The salesperson was OMG HOTTER THAN GERARD EXCEPT NOT CAUSE THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE and he gave me a few dresses. "We only have these for da real goffs."
"Da real goffs?" Me and B'Loody Mary asked.
"Yah u wouldn't believe how many posers ther are in this town man! Yesterday loopin and snap tried to buy a goffic camera pouch." He shook his head. "I dint even no they had a camera."
"OMFG NO THEIR GONNA SPY ON ME AGAIN!" I cried, running out of the changing room wearing a long black dress with lots of red tulle coming out and very low-cut with a huge slit.
"Oh my satan you have to buy that outfit" The salesperson said.
"Yeah it looks totlly hot." said B'Loody Mary.
"You know what I am gona give it to you free cause u look really hot in that utfit. Hey are you gonna be at the concert tonight?" he asked.
"Yeah I am actually." I looked back at him. "Hey BTW my name's ebondy dark'ness dementia TARA way what's yours?"
"Tom Rid." He said and ran a hand through his black-dyed hair. "maybe I'll see you there tonight."
"Yeah I don't think so cause I am going there with my bf drako you sick perv!" I yelled angrily, but before he could beg me to go with him, Hargrid flew in on his black broom looking worried. "OMFG EBONDY U NEED OT GET BACK INTO THE CASTLE NOW!"
Tom Riddle gave us some clothes n stuff 4 free. He said he wud help us wif makeup if he wunted koz he was relly in2 fashin n stuff. (hes bisezual). Hargird kept shooting at us to cum back 2 Hogwarts. "WTF Hargrid?" I shouted angrily. "Fuck off you fjucking bastard." Well anyway Willow came. Hargird went away angrily.
"Hey bitch you look kawaii." she said.
"Yah but not as kawaii as you." I answered sadly cause Willow's really pretty and everything. She was wearing a short black corset-thingy with blood red lace on it and a blak blood-red miniskirt, leather fish-nets and black poiny boots that showed off how pale she wuz. She had a really nice body wif big bobs and everything. She was thin enouff 2 be anorexic.
"So r u going 2 da concert wif Draco?" she asked.
"Yah." I said happily.
"I'm gong with Diabolo." she anserred happily. Well anyway Draco and Diabolo came. They were both loking extremely hot and sexy and u could tell they thoufht we were ot 2. Diabolo was wearing a black t-shirt that said '666' on it. He was wearing tons off makeup jus like Marylin Manson. Draco was wearing black leather pants, a gothic black GC t-shirt and black Vans he got from da Warped tower. B'loody Mart was going 2 da concert wif Dracola. Dracola used to be called Navel but it tuned out dat he was kidnapped at birth and his real family were vampires. They dyed in a car crash. Navel converted to Satanism and he went goth. He was in Slitherin now. He was wearing a black Wurped t-shirt, black jeans and shoes and black hair wif red streekz in it. We kall him Dracula now. Well anyway we al went 2 Draco's black Mercy-Bens (geddit cuz wer gpffik) that his dad Lucian gave him. We did pot, coke and crak. Draco and I made out. We made fun of dose stupid fuking preps. We soon got there...I gapsed.
Gerard was da sexiest guy eva! He locked even sexier den he did in pix. He had long raven blak hair n piercing blue eyes. He wuz really skinny and he had n amazing ethnic voice. We moshed 2 Helena and sum odder songz. Sudenly Gerard polled of his mask. So did the other membez. I gasped. It wasn't Gerard at all! It was an ugly preppy man wif no nose and red eyes... Every1 ran away but me and Draco. Draco and I came. It was...Vlodemort and da Death Deelers!
"U moronic idiots!" he shooted angstily. "Enoby, I told u to kill Vampire. Thou have failed. And now...I shall kill thou and Draco!"
"No no please!" We begged sadly but he took out his knife.
Sudenly a gothic old man flu in on his broomstick. He had lung black hair and a looong black bread. He wus werring a blak robe dat sed 'avril lavigne' on da back. He shotted a spel and Vlodemort ran away. It was...DUMBLYDORE!
I woke up the next day in my coffin. I walked out of it and put on some black eyeliner, black eyesharrow, blood-bed lipstick and a black really low-cut leather dress that was all ripped and in stripes so you could see my belly. I was wearing a skull belly ring with black and red diamonds inside it. (Da night before Draco and I rent back to the skull (geddit skull koz im goffik n I like deth). Dumbeldore chased Vlodemort away. We flew there on our brooms. Mine was black and the broom-stuff was blood-red. There was lace all over it. Draco had a black MCR boom. We went back to our rooms and we had you-know-what to a Linkin Park song.)
Well anyway I went down to the Grate Hall. There all da walls were painted black and da tables were black too. But you fould see that there was pink pant underneath the black pant. And there were pastors of poser bands everywhere, like Ashlee Simpson and the Backstreet Boys.
"WTF!" I shouted going to sit next to B'loody Mary and Willow. B'loody Mary was wearing a black leather mini with a Good Chraloote t-shirt, black fishnets and black pointy boots. Willow was wearing a long gothic blak dress with blood red writing that was all lacy and came up to your thighs and black boots and fishnets. Vampire, Dracula and Draco came. We started to talk about who was sexier, Mikey or Gerard Way or Billie Joe Armstrong. The boys joined in cause they were bi.
"Those guys are so fucking hot." Navel was saying as suddenly a gothic old man with a black beard and everything came. He was the same one who had chassed away Vlodemort yesterday. He had normal tan skin but he was wearing white foundation and he had died his hare black.
"...DUMBLEDORE?1!" we all gasped.
"WTF?" I shouted angrily. "I thought he was just wearing that to scare Volsemort!"
"Hello everyone." he said happily. "As u can see I gave the room a makeover. Whjat do u fink about it?"
Everyone from the poser table in Gryiffindoor started to cheer. Well we goths just looked at each other all disfusted and shook our heads. We couldn't believe what a poser he was!1.
"BTW you can call me Albert." HE CALLED AS WE LEFT to our classes.
"What a fucking poser!" Draco shouted angrily as we we to Transfomation. We were holding hands. Vampire looked really jealous. I could see him crying blood in a gothic way (geddit, way lik Gerard) but I didn't say anything. "I bet he's havin a mid-life crisis!" Willow shouted.
I was so fucking angry.
All day we sat angerly finking about Dumbelldore. We were so fucking pissed off. Well, I had one thing to look forward too- da MCR concert. It had been postphoned, so we could all go.
Anyway, I went to the common room sadly to cut classes. Draco was being all secretive.
I asked what it was and he got all mad me and started crying all hot and angsty (rnt sensitve bi guyz so hot).
"No one fucking understands me!1" he shouted angrily as his black hare went in his big blue eyes like Billie Joe in Boulevard of Borken Dreamz. He was wearing black baggy paints, a black MCR t-shirt and a black die.(geddit insted of tie koz im goffik) I was wearing a blak leather low cut top with chains all over it all over it a blak leather mini, black high held boots and a cross belly fing. My hair was al up in a messy relly high bun like Amy Lee in Gong Under. (email me if u wana see da pik)
"Accuse me? What about me!" I growled.
"Buy-but-but-" he grunted.
"You fucking bastard!" I moaned. "No! Wait! It's not what it fucking looks like!" he shouted.
submitted by throwmeawaybbkkthnx to nosleep [link] [comments]


2016.05.30 01:34 Nearie The Runeguard: War Against Darkness (Part Two)

Part One
Part Two: Trip Between Lands
SETTING: PIRATES SHIP IN THE SEA BETWEEN EASTERN KINGDOMS AND KALIMDOR
In game setting
Ai'tan settles the wyvern down on the deck of the ship, climbing off and approaching a goblin man, who had begun walking down the stairs leading from the upper deck to the middle deck. The troll pulls a heavy pouch of what sounds to be coins from his belt, handing them to the goblin while clasping his hand in a handshake, speaking quietly to the goblin. The goblin nods to him, beginning to shout commands to the crew standing around, comprised of all different races. Ai'tan then pats the wyvern's back, who ascends back up into the sky after Ai'tan pulls Renia from his back. The wyvern seems content circling around the ship in a slow, lazy glide.
Renia looks upward at the Windstrider circling about and smiles slightly for the first time in what feels like months. She then quickly looks down toward the troll for a moment, then lets her eyes wander around the boat. "Hmph," she exhales, still with the slightest smile on her face. She looks to the troll, "Where are we going?" She doesn't say this in fear, almost in excitement.
Ai'tan perks a brow over at the elf, looking her over before grunting, "Home." He folds his arms, looking around at the crew, shaking his head while muttering under his breath, "Keep ya eyes peeled 'round dese men. 'S a good captain, but.. ya never know wit' da crew."
Renia bows her head in a single understanding nod. Her eyes gaze away from the troll's direction and to the never-ending grey and deep blue water. She breathes the sea air in meaningfully and looks in the troll's direction once more, then heads in the direction toward a crew member watching over the ship by the edge. Ai'tan sighs gently, hopping up onto the base of the mast, settling down in a crouch with an audible sigh. He seems tired, heavy sacks beneath his golden eyes, circles of darkness surrounding them on his pale nearly-white skin. He watches the crew member that Renia decided to approach, watching with a grimace.
Renia begins discussing something quietly with the crew member beside her, making gestures toward the water and begins to speak to him in a faster, enthusiastic pace.
Ai'tan perks a brow, watching them carefully with narrowed eyes. He pulls his mask down past his mouth, letting it rest on his chin, pulling out a small, white object. She might have seen soldiers with them, smoking them to keep awake and alert during long patrols. He presses the pad of his thumb against it, a rune tattooed there glowing softly before the end of the object ignites and puffs out smoke. He takes a long drag from it, still watching the two.
Renia smiles widely at the crew member before placing her slender hand on the man's shoulder, followed by a small pat and turns around again facing the troll. Despite her exhaustion she appears to be in a very good mood. Her eyes are bright and curious, and she approaches the troll almost like an old friend. "Where are you from, Troll?"
Ai'tan exhales a cloud of smoke upward, staring at the elf with a slightly bemused expression before answering, "Tanaris. Chu seem quite 'appy for ah kidnapped woman." He gestures toward the crew member with a jerk of his chin, "What'd ya say to da crewman?"
Renia recognizes her change in behavior, and clears her throat. "Oh, hm.." She pauses. "Not much, really. I always admired those who get to venture through the sea so often. It's quite-- erm." She becomes slightly uncomfortable. "I'd only ever been on the water once nearly 20 years ago is all. It's beautiful." She half smiles. Then looks around awkwardly. "Is there any chance I can rest now?" Her normally graceful voice sounding slightly more rugged.
Ai'tan takes another long drag from the cigarette, which is now burnt down almost to his fingers. He grunts and nods, flicking it onto the ground before he stomps it out. He nods at her, "S'pose we could get a bit of rest." He gets up from the ledge, gesturing for her to follow him.
Ai'tan closes the door behind them, unclipping the belt around his waist, which had pouches and bags clipped to it, setting it on the table, "We'll be sleepin in da captain's quarters for da journey." He locks the door, tucking the key away in his pocket. Seems like it has a two way lock. He gestures to the bed, "You'll be sleepin' there." He unrolls the bedroll, settling it down right in front of the door, smoothing it out with a foot.
Renia eyes the captain's bed and nods in content, perking an eyebrow at the troll's gesture, "That's certainly one way to treat a prisoner," she smirks to herself. She starts toward the bed, removing multiple items from the silk cord around her waist. She gently sets a radiant lantern and a mystical looking spel lbook at the foot of the bed. Stretching out her arms as she sits on the ledge of the bed, and yawns sleepily. She falls back onto the bed, her body easily falls between it's cushions. She is fast asleep within moments.
Ai'tan grunts and rests in a crouching position with his back to the door, pulling out a journal and a quill, setting an inkwell on the ground. He presses his lips into a thin line, staring toward the ground before beginning to write. He does this for several hours before finally laying back to sleep, his back leaning up against the door.
Renia opens her eyes slowly, reacting to the ship's movement as it seems to have approached larger waves. She grumbles a bit, rolling to her back and realizing the kidnapping was not a dream. She sighs, feeling sorrowful again. Sitting up, she gathers her Mystical Book and places it on her lap while she sits on at the edge of the bed, looking around the captain's quarters.
Ai'tan had already been up a few hours prior, and was currently writing away in his book, occasionally dipping his steel-tipped feather quill into the inkwell at his side. He mumbles incoherently to himself before his ears twitch, making him look up at Renia. He purses his lips, fanning at the ink on the page, letting it sit for a minute before he closes the journal, tucking it away into his satchel on the ground, "Sleep well?"
Renia smacks her lips sleepily. "Fine," She says, distracted by her environment, still hardly awake. She stands from the bed side and walks to the decorative patch of flowers just past the foot of the bed. Sniffing them and caressing them lovingly. "And you?" She pauses, "Did you rest at all?" She turned to the troll.
Ai'tan nods slowly at her, standing up to stretch his legs, letting out a grunt, "I rested enough." He digs around in his satchel, pulling out a thick strip of dried, salted meat. He tears it in half and tosses one half to the elf, tearing a chunk out of the one he kept with his teeth.
Renia catches the food gracefully She fiddles with it a bit, with a slightly puzzled look on her face. Feeling her stomach ache and grumble, having had not even half of the fish the troll gave her the day prior, she began eating desperately. The meat was completely gone within moments, she licked her lips. "I guess I'll need to get used to eating things like this."
Ai'tan nods as he chews down the rest of it, "Foh atleast anuddah week, aye. Unless chu can get de crewmen to give you some of their food." He snorts to himself, seeming amused by that. He takes a long swig from his waterskin, tossing that to her as well,"Bettah get used to da ship now, elfie. Gonna be on here a while."
Renia gulps down a few chugs from the waterskin, then taking no note of the troll's sarcasm, and her eyes brighten. "That's true!" She says excitedly, approaching nearer to the troll. "Will you unlock the door for me?" Her stomach still grumbling.
Ai'tan perks a brow at the elf, sighing and shaking his head. He stands, fishing the key from the folds of his belt, unlocking the door. As he opens the door, the laughing and chattering of the crew fills the room, along with the smell of cooked meat and fresh mead. It seemed they had just opened some fresh kegs of beer.
Renia breathes in the aroma, and starts quickly to the deck out of the troll's sight. She wanders back onto the deck where the crew member she had spoke with yesterday was fishing with concentration, whistling a happy tune. She sits next to the pirate without hesitation, and the man seems not to be bothered. She begins conversing with him in a similar way she had before and claps excitedly as he reels in a large fish.
Ai'tan sighs and shakes his head as he once more watches the two, leaning up against a crate, ignoring the drunk dwarf wagging his behind over and over. He pulls out another cigarette, lighting it with a long drag. He looks up at the sky, clicking his tongue against his teeth, "Stormin' weather.."
The crew member hands Renia the freshly caught fish, whis is still squirming a bit. She bows to the man graciously, with the failing fish slipping about in her hands. She turns to face the troll raising the spastic fish in his direction, "More food!" She says excitedly, gripping the fish tighter until it stops flopping quite as intensely. "Poor guy," she looks to it for a moment then starts toward the lower deck room in hopes to cook it.
Ai'tan blinks as he sees the crew member hand the fish over to Renia, nodding slowly at her as she shows him it. As she walks away, he narrows his eyes, looking between her and the crew member. He mumbles something to himself as he follows her to the lower deck, watching the drunken fellows in the bar area carefully. He speaks softly to her as they walk, "So, uh.. 'ow'd you get dat guy to give you da fish? Dese men ain't usually so.. accomadatin'."
Renia chuckles lightly, "When you're around so many new people every day, for your entire life.." She looks forward, seeming to be lost in a memory, "It becomes second nature to identify people who will be friendly and willing." She looks to the troll, smiling.
Ai'tan grunts, folding his arms once more, "'Tink dey jus' treatin' you special cause you a pretty lady. Dey tend to give me a wide path, y'know. T'inkin' it's because of me looks 'er somethin'." He snorts, taking another bite of dried meat.
Renia sets the fish gently on a small cooking fire, the fish finally gone limp. She looks to the troll, slightly irritated. "I'm sure that can't be the only reason.." She says purposefully. She turns the fish on it's other side, the top side now perfectly crisp.
Ai'tan smirks at her, tossing the rest of the dried meat into his mouth, gulping it down before speaking, "Aye? You evah seen a troll wit' glowin' gold eyes?" He watches the fish cook on the fire, taking a pull from his waterskin, taking a quick look around them at the crew members, grimacing at their drunken states.
Renia takes a seat on a chair near the fire, watching the fish cook intently. She crosses her legs and thinks for a moment, "I don't believe so." She admits, "I have seen many unique-looking individuals, but I suppose never a troll that looks quite like you do." She places her hands on her lap and taps her forefinger in thought. Finally walking quickly to a nearby table to grab a plate and plop the beautifully cooked fish atop it. She digs a knife into the fish neatly, taking small bites.
Ai'tan simply nods to himself, crouching down to rest, letting out a quiet breath. He stares at the fire, seeming to realize how much he had been talking, now returning back to being a straight faced, silent fellow. He crosses his arms, muttering to himself.
Renia watches the troll's expression go blank. She tilts her head to the side slightly, wondering if she should continue to converse, "Do all of your kin look similar to you?" She finally asks, looking to her fish to cut into another neat bite.
Ai'tan looks up from the fire for a moment to regard the elf before he shakes his head, eyes closing for a moment, "No, dey don't." His gaze returns to the fire, wincing in annoyance as a crew member lets out a loud, boisterous laugh. He shakes his head with a sigh.
Renia looks to the crew member causing the troll's annoyance with a light chuckle. Looking back to the troll with empathy, "I understand completely." Finally with a full stomach, she handles the plate holding the half eaten fish with both hands. Gesturing it toward the troll, "If you're not afraid of High Elf germs." She says lightheartedly.
Ai'tan perks a brow at the offered food, looking over it and the elf girl for a moment before he takes it with a nod of thanks. He digs into the fish, the dried meat obviously having not hit the spot. He finishes it within a minute or so, setting the plate down at his side. He wipes his mouth with the back of his hand, "'Ow many 'igh Elves are hangin' around Stormwind 'n Westfall and all dat, anyway? Don't see many of ya, but it don't seem dat rare."
Renia smiles, a little sadly, "Oh.. not many." She sighs, "Believe it or not I've only been friendly with one other High Elf." She looks deeply into the fire. "The Eastern Kingdoms are far from home for most High Elves. Most don't have any reason to be there, really."
Ai'tan grunts at her, nodding slowly, "S'pose it ain't all dat important to be 'round those like you, anyway." He crosses his arms, letting out a sigh, "Seems like et might be easier, though." He clenches his teeth, muttering to himself once more, seeming to keep himself from speaking more, instead focusing on the flames in the brazier in front of them.
Renia perks up an eyebrow, looking to the troll in annoyance for a moment, "I suppose Holiness is not as useful for some as it is for others," she mutters, forgetting the comment quickly. "Is something wrong?" She looks to the troll, still sounding bothered.
Ai'tan grunts and looks to her, perking a brow. He shakes his head, "'M fine." He grunts and pushes himself to his feet, "Gonna go sit in da room foh a bit." He gestures to her ankle, to the dimly glowing glyph, "Remembah, I'm knowin' where you are. Even in da watah." He gets up and walks off into the captain's quarters.
Renia grumbles to herself in both annoyance and confusion, "At least you're not being held captive by a grumpy troll," she remarks to herself. Moving to a standing position, stretching her legs a bit before walking back out to the main deck to speak with her crew member acquaintance.
Ai'tan hurriedly pulls out his journal, quill and ink, beginning to scribble away in it, muttering to himself. He runs his fingers through his dreadlocks, letting out a long sigh with a shake of his head. He continues to write, occasionally dipping the quill.
Renia stays on the deck until the day fades to darkness, the stormy clouds clearing the sky enough to show illuminating stars. Renia dabbles in the subject of Holiness with the crew member and discovers him to be quite interest in the subject, having not heard much about the philosophy. Renia and the crew member go into the lower deck to share a mead with one another and can be heard laughing loudly and sounding slightly intoxicated.
Ai'tan's ears twitch as he hears the two laughing and slurring their words to each other, closing his journal, stuffing all of his writing implements back into his satchel, turning his head to try and listen to the conversation, picking out their voices from down the hall, trying to deduce why exactly the crew member was being particularly friendly.
The crew member exclaims drunkenly, "The Pirate's uniform looks great on ya, las! Ye'll be one 'a us in no time at all! Renia laughs drunkenly sounding delighted. She twirls around, dancing with the drunk crew member. "I would love to join you!" She exclaims, completely forgetting her entire purpose of being on the ship. "Eh, ya need more to drink lass!" The crew member slurs.
Ai'tan smirks to himself, shaking his head as he hears them get and drunkenly dance. He pulls a small silver flask from his satchel, taking a few long gulps from it, letting out a sigh, grimacing at the taste. He continues to listen to the two, making sure the crew members weren't harassing anybody.
Renia laughs and talking in slurs with hiccup interruptions. The Crew Member grumbles quietly " 'n we're good ta go to me bunker now my girl. 'ere I'll 'elp ya there, easy."
Renia stumbles around the room, becoming very confused and slightly scared. "nmmn.." she mumbles, too intoxicated to respond. The crew member puts his arm around her shoulders, which are nearly at the height of the human's head.
The crew member chuckles, "Eheheh, yer not takin' yer mead like a true pirate lass! C'mon then, one more!" Ai'tan grimaces at the girl's response, barely coherent. He stands up, sliding his long sword from the scabbard, laying it down on the floor next to his bedroll. He grunts to himself before walking out into the bar area, approaching the crew member and Renia. He grabs the crewman by the shoulder, looking between him and the girl, "Looks like she's ready for bed, aye?"
The crew member intervenes quickly, "She's jus' gettin started, friend! Come join us! h- hic" The crew member stumbles before reaching to grab a mead from the table before him for the troll, raising the tanker to the trolls face, almost hitting him with it from his stumbling. "To tha pret'iest girl ta board the ship!"
Ai'tan holds a hand out, pushing the tankard away from his face, suppressing a growl rising from his throat. He grunts, "Yeah, yeah, prettiest girl 'ere ken barely form a sentence, mon." He looks to Renia, waving a hand in front of her face, snapping his fingers at her a couple times.
Renia does not respond, too drunk to see straight and in a state of almost unconscious intoxication. Her expression looking ill and confused, mumbling Thalassian nonsense to herself. The Crew Member looks to Ai'tan, " 'n don' be like 'at Ai'tan, my lad. 'Av a mead! Is.. hic.. is uhh.. part of the whole ship-perd..er.. hic.. experience!
Ai'tan shakes his head once more, grabbing the mead that was offered to him, setting it back down on the table. He gently takes Renia's shoulder, guiding her over toward him, "Gonna take de girl to bed befoh she smashes 'er face on da table."
The crew member watches Ai'tan guide Renia. His expression becomes angry and he chugs another mead quickly. He then belches loudly, wiping his face sloppily, then using that hand to point a stumbled finger at Renia. " That.. hic.. was gonna be mine just fer the night lad, I can give ya gold? hic.. if yer uhh.. an' I have a whole pouch just fer the girl."
Ai'tan grimaces at the man, shaking his head with a sigh, "She ain't a whore, fool. Ain't mine to sell." He turns with her, still guiding her slowly, making sure she doesn't trip over herself, beginning to make their way toward the captain's quarters.
The crew member grumbles to himself, watching the two disappear into the captain's quarter. Ai'tan slams the door behind the two with a sigh, locking it, slipping the key away into his belt. He settles the girl down onto the bed, slipping the eye patch off her face, lest she get it tangled around her neck while she sleeps. He rubs his forehead, lazily throwing the blanket over her.
Renia falls fast asleep and smiles like a child being tucked into bed. "mnn.." She mumbles happily "Re shal.." she says almost unnaturally clearly for her drunken state.
Ai'tan presses his back against the door, slowly sliding down until he is sat, taking in a deep breath. He looks over at the girl once more before smirking and shaking his head, closing his eyes. He drifts off to sleep sitting up against the door, his hand resting on the hilt of his sword, which lay right beside him.
Renia wakes the next morning the ship moving side to side, disrupting the room and making the wooden lantern above her sway back and forth. She looks around, again realizing she was in a ship and not in her peaceful bedroom in the cathedral. She grabs her head with force an lets out a whine, She stretches out her legs in front of her, realizing she is no longer wearing her silk robe but instead a pirate's uniform. Not remembering a thing from the night before, her eyes jerk accusingly at the sleeping troll. She paces the room, searching for her belongings. She lets out a curse word before standing over the troll, "Hey!" She pokes his side with her bare foot.
Ai'tan's eyes shoot open, palm instantly closing around the hilt of his sword, holding it up toward her as he searches the room for the threat. After realizing that there was none, only an irritated elf, he lets out a sigh, dropping the sword. He grunts and 16:21:36 Ai'tan-RPH stretches his back, aching after spending the night sat up, rubbing his eyes, "..Wot?" He looks outside the window, grunting, "I slept late."
Renia crosses her arms, looking down to the still sitting troll. Looking angrily and tapping her foot, "What poison did you use on me, you vile troll?" She says through her teeth, then immediately lifts her hand to her aching head. She turns significantly paler than she already had been, holding her stomach with one arm and head still with her other. "I am ill." She cries.
Ai'tan looks up at her incredulously for a long moment before he lets out a burst of laughter, shaking his head, "You used da poison on yaself, knowingly and more than willingly. Chu was chuggin' mead with ya sailor buddy out there all night, 'till I came out there an' saved you from sharin' a bed with him, 'n put you to bed." He crosses his arms, staring up at her with a challenge.
Renia feels her pale face getting hot. Her sickly pale skin turns a light shade of pink as she begins to remember her first drink with the man. She looks to the troll apologetically, "How disgraceful," she mutters to herself. Her eyes wander desperately around the captain's quarter, "I need my spell book." She breathes out, "I can't find my possessions." a pathetic frown forms on her face. She looks to the ground shamefully, "I suppose the crew isn't to be trusted." lifts her head to the troll, "I truly don't remember coming to this room, but I do want to thank you for aiding me." She says gratefully, still sounding ashamed.
Ai'tan smirks, his brows rising, "Oh, is dat so? Suppose it would have helped for someone to tell you dat da first day we got on dis ship, eh?" He looks her up and down, grunting, "You look good wit' dat outfit anyway. Bettah den da robe." He slowly stands up, groaning quietly as his knees pop and muscles stretch. He grunts and waves a dismissive hand, "Don't t'ank me. Wasn't 'bout to let dat slimy lil' man take advantage of you while I was on board."
Renia grumbles irritably, chuckling in a way that is not meant to be humorous. "I already said thank you." She glares, her head pounding. "I want my robe," she demands, "and more importantly, my book". She crosses her arms.
Ai'tan stares at her for a long moment before looking around the room, then back to her, "Oh, you expectin' me to retrieve 'em for ya?" He crosses his arms with a smirk, seeming amused about the whole situation.
Renia lets out a long sigh, "I would appreciate the help." She says, "I've no idea where they would be. I don't want to think of the situation in which I removed them." She shutters, making her already ill expression look worse. "Where's Barley?" She asks, more to herself than to the troll. "Would you at least assist me in confronting him? I truly do not trust being with -anyone- on this ship alone." She lets out another sigh, looking to the troll whom is nearly towering over her.
Ai'tan sighs heavily, nodding to her, "Aight, fine, I'll come wit' you." He digs around in his satchel, pulling out a bundle of leaves. He slips a couple leaves from the bundle, handing them over to her, "'Ere, chew on dese. It'll help wit' da headache 'n nausea."
Renia retrieves the leaves reluctantly, poking one into her mouth slowly. The bitter taste not aiding her churning stomach, but they do appear to be clearing her head slightly. She looks back up to the troll and nods thankfully, then gestures to the door behind him.
Ai'tan nods to her, walking out the door as he slides his sword into the scabbard until it clicks, sighing to himself. He looks around at the crew, looking around for the man named Barley.
Renia sees Barley still looking in a drunken state almost exactly where they had left him the night prior. Her blood begins to boil and she bites her tongue. The drunk human chuckles to himself looking to Renia. She doesn't let her eyes meet Barley's and looks up to the troll expectantly with a small frown.
Ai'tan grunts, staring down at the drunken man, "Where's da girl's stuff? Book, robe, 'n.. wotevah else." He looks to Renia, shrugging.
Barley slurs, "pret'ie Elfie... c'mout fer more mead already? Ah, a true pirate yer are." Barley looks to the two lazily, "The book 'n yer robe, heh." He chuckles grossly. "Aye, follow me then." He stumbles from the table. They begin following him to a more secluded area on the lower deck which has little light and is cluttered with overfilled boxes containing pirate equipment. under a stained pirate's uniform he slings out her silken robe accompanied by her spell book. "'Ere ya are, Rennie." he slings the items in her direction, looking to her sheepishly. Renia cringes and quickly snatches her belongings from his grasp and 16:53:39 Renia turns around quickly to head back to the Captain's Quarters to change.
Ai'tan lets out a deep breath, "Wasn't so bad, now was it?" He snickers to himself, though he had a twitch of annoyance in his eye.
Renia grumbles, quickly opening her spell book and taking a seat on the captain's bed. Flipping through pages in an experienced sort of way, her finger traces a line and she closes her eyes, deep in thought momentarily. Her hand lifts gracefully and she grazes her index finger in a cross-like shape on her forehead. A trail of whispy light follows her finger and she exhales the name of the spell melodically. She looks back up to the troll, closing her book. Renia looks completely back to normal, her skin now it's normal shade of white. "Not so bad." She agrees with the troll.
Ai'tan mumbles to himself as she performs her spells, making his 'bed' with his foot, simply folding the thick fur and leather onto itself, pushing it into the corner by the bed. He looks up as she finishes, "We'll be arrivin' in a few days, so jus'.. lay low 'er somethin' so you don't get in trouble wit' da crew. Maybe take et easy on da mead, eh?" He smirks at her.
Renia looks to the troll, unamused. "Of course. I can always use spare time to study," She holds the spell book in her hand, tracing it's engravings with her fingers. She plops onto the Captain's bed and begins looking through the book. "How many more days, exactly?" She asks the troll, in a mischievous sort of way.
Ai'tan shuts the door behind him, leaning against it, crossing his arms, "No way to know exactly how many days. T'ree, maybe four more. Why? You in a hurry?" He snorts with a smirk.
Renia glares at the troll. She shakes her head and looks back into her spell book intently. Ai'tan grunts, shrugging as he pulls out his own book, looking through the last couple pages. He looks up as rain begins to patter against the window. He slides down into a crouch, pulling his silver flask out of his satchel, taking a swig. He wipes the back of his mouth before looking back to the book, scanning the pages with a tilted head.
Four days later, in the very early morning, just as the sun begins to crest the horizon, Ai'tan is packing their belongings, tying it to the back of the wyvern. He leaves the room for a while, speaking to the captain about the payment arrangements, before entering once more. He grunts, nudging the girl, "'Ey, wake up. 'S time to go." Renia wakes from a deep meditative sleep, her heavy eyes coming to a full focus. Her whereabouts no longer confusing her as she wakes up, she looks to the troll and nods. She reaches for her spell book and lantern and attaches them to the silk cord around her waist gracefully. She follows the troll to the main deck, keeping her eyes focused on the troll's back as she has avoided all contact with the crew members since the night she was with Barley.
The wyvern was already on the deck, letting out a deep yawn, stretching his jaws and front legs out. Ai'tan pats his head as he secures the last of their packs onto the back of the beast. He walks up onto the upper deck to speak with the captain one last time before walking over to Renia. He picks her up, settling her on the front of the wyvern, hopping up behind her. He looks down to her, "Ready?"
Renia looks up to the troll, "Sure." she nods, patting the wyvern's mane.
Ai'tan nods, digging his heels into the wyvern's flank. The beast lifts off like the many times before, pushing off the deck.
submitted by Nearie to WoWRolePlay [link] [comments]


2016.04.25 10:40 sillystrawberry13 A manifesto about college

I always say that I’m going to spend time writing and I’ve tried to keep a journal but that just really hasn’t been as good as I’d hoped because I’ve been flaking because I have no spel control or self discipline but here’s what I’m saying; I just want everyone to be equal. Because I’m siting here completel drunk off of too much wine with my college completely paid for, pursuing a degree in the ARTS , for gods sake, and there are people who are probably much smarter than me who will NEVER see that opportunity. Keep in mind, it’s Sunday night people, I’m not just partying I just decided to not take my college career seriously and ingest a lot of wine. Also I’m only 19 years old. But anyway, right before I started typing I saw some videos where a very adamant republican interviewed some people on a college campus asking them why they thought free college was a good idea and how they thought people were gonna pay for it. So that really got me thinking about the idea of “free college”- because, when you think about it it’s like, “no, college is a privilege!!! Not a right! And if you want it, pay for it motherfucker!!!” But like also, I walked past the Fiji house the other day (the notoriously racist fraternity of America, Hook ‘Em) and it was fucking DAD’S WEEKEND and I shit you not, there were only white guys outside the fraternity house. That does not compute with America’s demographics!!! And even if you don’t want to make this a race issue (which okay, if you really want to ignore one of the biggest problems in America) all of those men were wearing designer fucking polos and motherfucking Rolex watches. It wasn’t like you could be a poor son of a bitch being in that fraternity. And I could tell just by looking at those parents that they really “wanted the best for their children.” Which is completely understandable, but also means (AND DON’T FUCKING COMMENT SAYING ‘WELL I’M HERE ON SCHOLARSHIP AND I’M IN A SORORITY” BECAUSE I’M TALKING ABOUT THE COMPLETELY OVERWHELMING MAJORITOY HERE NOT THE FUCKING EXCEPTIONS ALSO IF YOU’RE HERE ON SCHOLARSHIP FUCK YOU FOR SPENDING THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS ON A SORORITY) that you come from a place of privilege and your parents are willing to pay for your college and leave you free of debt. Which would mean that you would be able to start your life in a stable place. So I started thinkin about the people who started college in a mostly stable place; like me, for example- and how we really just have to pass in order to get what we want. And even though college classes are hard, I can find a way to just ‘pass’, even if I fuck around all semester. Nobody screened me for my work ethic because high school was easy as shit and since I naturally excel I was offered a place at university, even though I don’t put my brains to as good a use as I could because I took several SAT prep courses and knew exactly how to finesse the teachers I loved into giving me really good grades. I was charming as fuck, y’all. But anyway, all of this really got me thinking about how I got where I am today and how I’m in college and having a great time. And I know there are people who would kill to be where I am now; but they aren’t. And I am where they want to be, even though I’m able to drink a shit ton of alcohol and fuck around and live by the mantra “C’s get degrees” because I grew up in a good public school system. Let’s be real here; my public school was really good, as much as I complained about it, because my dad made around 81,000 a year, which is how we could afford houses in this school system. And even though you could make the argument that my dad worked hard to get where he is, where does that leave me? A daughter of a well-off man who could afford to send his child to the best schools in the county so she could succeed? First of all, spellcheck just told me I spelled “succeed” wrong and fixed it for me so that’s kinda silly because I feel really dumb. Second of all, my dad was an engineer and helped me every single night with my AP Physics homework. I ended up getting an A in that class and a 3 on my exam. But now that I’m in college, I’m accepting C’s for regular courses because I find myself too tired and too overwhelmed to deal with the courseload. Hell, I dropped Astronomy (I only need 3 hours of science for my degree and I figured Astronomy might be kind of easy) last spring, and I’m still killin it in the college game. And like, I do have a good work ethic in general, but I always knew I was going to college. It was really never an option for me not to, because it was assumed in my family that if I didn’t get a scholarship that my parents would pay for it. I’m an RA right now, and most of my hall is freshman, and I can tell you that 90% of my hall is white. This is the most expensive dorm on campus. When I say “90% white,” that means that 10% is EVERY OTHER RACE IN EXISTENCE. So that’s not fucking 10% black or 10% Asian (which are small percentages anyway), that’s 10% of EVERY OTHER RACE THAT ISN’T WHITE. In case you don’t know, that is definitely not representative of our population, and in case you’ve never taken a stats class, that isn’t really within the margin of error to be a “coincidence,” especially considering that it happens on a yearly basis. Even when you think that you’ve experienced some adversity, ti’ s important to consider your original origin of privilege. My dad died at the end of my senior year, after I had already been accepted into school. My mom was a housewife my entire life; she can’t help me with school. And now I’m here, in my second year of university having a great time, but knowing that there are other people that would do so much better. Even if you read this and think “Fuck her, she doesn’t deserve to be in college,” I beg you to consider, how did I even get here??? Was it my own merit, or just the fact that I was born into a privileged society? Let’s be real for a second; even if you graduate in the top 10% (or 8% or 7% whatever the fuck it is now) will you be able to go if your parents can’t front the 10,000 a year to be here? And don’t act like you can just take out loans, because it’s surprisingly hard to convince colleges that they should let you pay for it yourself. Even on that front, how are you supposed to know how to prepare for college if you don’t have anyone talking to you about it? That’s where privilege comes in. My school had a lot of people come in and talk to us about what we needed to do for college, but a lot of underprivileged areas don’t because they don’t have the resources to make that happen. Do you truly believe that someone’s path should be determined by how much their parents make? Is it fair to compare children that have grown up with trust funds to children that have grown up trying to learn everything they can to get out of the terrible situation that they are in? I don’t think so. Excuse the typos in this mini-manifesto; like I said, I’m (underage!!!) drunk on a Sunday night. I didn’t even proofread this because I’m so sloppy and angry and just like whatever. And like now I’m looking at the word count and I honestly don’t think I’ve ever written a paper with this much ease in my life lol. And I’m a white woman here on almost full scholarship pursuing a degree in the arts getting C’s in her core classes. Let’s take a moment to think about the privilege of this situation. I guess the reason I wrote this was to be like yeah, I understand why free college seems like a huge problem, but why are people like me here when there are so many underprivileged people suffering that don’t have my same opportunities? If we made community colleges free, wouldn’t that at least give the chance to weed out assholes like me and allow some space for some underprivileged people to prove that they really cared about getting an education, instead of filling universities with nothing but trust-fund babies who want to sing racist chance and throw fucking “border patrol” parties? Can we please stop pretending that university students are the best of the best? If you are a middle aged white person who condemns millenials that don’t hold your exact views, I challenge you. PLEASE come to a frat party in west campus some weekend soon and observe our future. You’ve missed Roundup which is a damn shame, but there are parties every weekend, so you won’t miss out. Let’s see what the future really holds if we are letting the trust fund babies run everything. XOXO- wine drunk girl
submitted by sillystrawberry13 to drunkthoughts [link] [comments]


2015.07.27 21:13 Mithryn ABC's of Science and Exmormonism: J is for ...

Jehovah. The big-dog. The main deity in most religions today. From Yahweh to renaming him to be the premortal name of Jesus, this impacts a lot of people.
The key point is that the LDS faith believes that Jehovah is the premortal name of Jesus
Jehovah in history was pronounced Yahweh and wasn't worshiped alone (Miller, Patrick D (1986) . A History of Ancient Israel and Judah. Westminster John Knox Press. page 110).
The earliest plausible references to it are in Egyptian texts that place him among the nomads of the southern Transjordan. Dever, William G. (2003b). Who Were the Early Israelites and Where Did They Come From. Eerdmans page 128.
In the oldest biblical literature he is a typical ancient Near Eastern "divine warrior" who leads the heavenly army against Israel's enemies; Hackett, Jo Ann (2001). "'There Was No King In Israel': The Era of the Judges". In Coogan, Michael David. The Oxford History of the Biblical World. Oxford University Press. ISBN 978-0-19-513937-2 page 158–159.
Which is to say that Yaweh, as a concept, developed over time, shifting and changing in the earliest documents, to later documents with a traceable trail. This is a problem for anyone who wants to claim Yahweh, or Jehovah is a real, existing being.
It's like if you ask any kid about Batman, they can probably give you the basic lore: "parents were killed, throws batarangs, has a sidekick named Robin, fights the Joker." So too, if you ask a Christian about Jehovah, they can give some basics.
But if you ask someone who read the comics, the actual written word of the day, you might learn that Batman used to kill, and was Azrael for a while when Bruce Wayne's back was broken, and there are three Robins, as well as two girl ones including Frank Miller's questionable timeline; and let's not forget the second Girl Robin isn't called Robin.
Because the details are messy. And when you read the actual issues of the writen stories of Yahweh you get a very different picture. He starts out like Thor, and then becomes more and more dignified over the years.
Or if you like, you can read it in comic form
The LDS view is thusly challenged
All of this, is to say; problematic for the perception that Jesus was Jehovah before this world. It requires one to ONLY read the bible, and not any of the contemporary documents to maintain this view. It is a view entirely driven by ignoring the context.
But even within the bible there are issues
It is important to know that "The Lord" in the KJV of the bible was put in place purely to reverence the name of God in something called the "ineffible name doctrine](http://www.jewfaq.org/name.htm), and that it always means "Jehovah".
This becomes problematic in a very key scripture (Warning we're about to get theologically technical here):
Namely in Psalm 110, starting at verse 1 we get:
The Lord said unto my Lord, Sit thou at my right hand, until I make thine enemies thy footstool.
Or to translate it with less respect, but clearer:
Jehovah said unto my Lord, Sit thou at my right hand, until I make thine enemies thy footstool.
The question becomes who is Jehovah calling "My Lord", and in the New Testament, Jesus answers this in Mathew 22 declaring himself as the "My Lord" in the verse:
44 Saying, What think ye of Christ? whose son is he? They say unto him, The Son of David.
43 He saith unto them, How then doth David in spirit call him Lord, saying,
44 The Lord said unto my Lord, Sit thou on my right hand, till I make thine enemies thy footstool?
45 If David then call him Lord, how is he his son?
46 And no man was able to answer him a word, neither durst any man from that day forth ask him any more questions.
And so you've got Jehovah telling Jesus to sit on His right hand until Jehovah makes the world Jehovah's foot stool.
Which Jehovah are we talking to now, Sybil?
Other problems with Jesus/Jehovah
Beyond an identity crisis of a drunken Thor-like war God telling Jesus to "park it until he becomes Jesus and takes over the world", we also have issues with the Jesus narative.
Blood from every pore having pressure sufficient to let a drop of blood come out of a pore would require about a teaspoon of blood, and that if one bleeds out of every poor, you have to have thousands of gallons of blood come out. The average person contains about 5.5 liters of blood, meaning that Jesus must have had a superpower of "Spontaneous blood generation". This is a claim that is on the level of "Batman exists because he is a ninja, ergo no one has seen him" and should require extraordinary evidence that Jesus generated blood anywhere else, or should be dismissed as a pet theory.
The problem is, that Mormonism doesn't just have Mosiah stating that Jesus bled from every pore, it has Jesus/Jehovah/Yaweh stating it in revelation.
The New Testament ( Matthew 2:16-18) has Harod killing 2-year- olds to hunt down Jesus. Herod was indeed a tyrant, but nothing outside of Matthew hints at such a massacre of children.
Luke 2:1 tells of a decree from Caesar Augustus that everyone should return to ancestral homelands for a census. No such Roman decree (or anything like it) is ever mentioned outside of Luke.
The trial of Jesus is said to have taken place at night on the first night of Passover before the Sanhedrin. The members of the Sanhedrin were the leading rabbinic figures of the time. It is nearly incredible that they would violate their own rabbinic Law to meet in trial at night or on the Passover, let alone both. There is no corroboration of this apart from the gospel stories.
For more scientific issues with the Jesus story
The Atonement
Here is where we get into a scientific/theological issue that is central to Mormonism, and most of Christianity, that makes no sense.
First we must define the Atonement, that is that God (Jehovah or Elohim?) so loved the World, He sent His son, so that those who sinned could be redeamed.
That is to say, that sacrificing an innocent life would somehow make guilty individuals clean. This idea makes no sense.
Let's say that Batman has three robins. If he let's Joker bash Jason Todd's head in because Jason was innocent, does that somehow vindicate Dick Grayson and Tim Drake? Does the sacrifice of an innocent help the guilty?
But Mormonism goes beyond the bizarre concept of sacrificing an innocent deity to redeem fallen mankind to explain that the natural man, how we were created into this world, is sufficient reason to damn us all to an eternal punishment unless we let ~Jason Todd be hit by a crowbar~ sacrifice an innocent deity.
How does this make any sense at all? 6 billion units of sin; Billions of gallons of sperm, Billions of gallons of blood spilt in anger, unbelievable amounts of time and effort expended both to control or dominate, or in prison camps subjugated for unjuste whims of petty dictators, all wiped clean by a half-human sacrifice. It seems, well, primitive in nature.
The harmony of the Gospels
Another issue for the LDS and the Jesus/Jehovah situations is that the theology depends heavily on the accuracy of the entire bible. If, for example, Jesus didn't actually cast the 1st level spel "Create food" repeatedly for 5000 people, the Mormon mythos of food generation for pioneers is called into question.
If it is discovered that Jesus was not married, Brigham and other's statements are left to be apologized away.
Indeed, the view on Jesus is a very 1800's viewpoint. Things Jesus taught (Jesus tells us his mission is to make family members hate one another, so that they shall love him more than their kin (Matt. 10:35-37). He promises salvation to those who abandon their wives and children for him (Matt. 19:29, Mark 10:29-30, Luke 18-29-30). Disciples must hate their parents, siblings, wives, and children (Luke 14:26). The rod is not enough for children who curse their parents; they must be killed (Matt. 15:4-7, Mark 7:9-10, following Lev. 20:9) that were questionable were already mostly smoothed over by the time Joseph Smith Jr. came on the scene, and just like the Jehovah/Yahweh issue, Joseph seems not only unaware of the issues as he incorporates them into the day-to-day beliefs of his followers, he binds the faith to ideas that hadn't stood up to questioning in hundreds of years.
From Jesus visiting John the baptist To Jesus not attending temple weddings the whole mythos is as flawed as a comic book.
And they add to it with the idea that Jesus was married
Basically, all the flaws that apply to biblical christianity are compounded in Mormonism, and then enhanced by throwing in the Jesus/Jehovah connection. These ideas are never addressed by the Mormon theology, but are instead, ignored or simply ascribed to the miraculous workings of God.
If God really did restore a religion in the 1800's one would think He might address philosophical arguments that had been confusing mankind for the last few hundred years. He might have helped clarify who He was, and how interactions happened. But if the concept of God is ever changing depending on the author, then Mormonism is just one more set of fanfiction, drafted based on the current understanding, that has been written over the course of millennia.
Finally, to illustrate the point, individuals took the historical record and attempted to reconstruct what Jesus would actually look like The picture we get by following even what the text claims is so amazingly different from what the LDS church portrays it's almost like one isn't talking about the same person at all.
Is that Azarael under that cowl, Bruce?
submitted by Mithryn to exmormon [link] [comments]


2014.09.03 02:52 tabledresser [Table] IAmA: HOLA. i'm amanda effing palmer. here, randomly today, to be asked anything.

Verified? (This bot cannot verify AMAs just yet)
Date: 2014-09-02
Link to submission (Has self-text)
Questions Answers
Were you a fan of Neil's before you ended up together? And likewise was he a fan of you before he met you? Or were you both just oblivious to the other until you were surprised that you were both pretty rad people? Ha. good question. neil and i agree that it was really lucky that we didn't really know each other's work all that well. i'd never read anything he'd written (really...nothing...though i had once thumbed through a copy of anansi boys when i was crashing at a friend's house). he had one song (the jeep song) on his ipod. other than that, we just knew "about" each other. i knew he was Sandman Dude and he knew I was The Chick From The Dresden Dolls.
I still haven't read all of neil's work. i haven't read all of sandman, less than half of it, and i haven't read every novel. i love reading the man more than the work, and have spent years doing that, and then, when i go to read the work, it just works like a piece of the story know that i know the author behind the story-mask. i keep meaning to go back and read american gods (i didn't love it the first time round) because i think i finally understand what the book was for him, at that age, in his life, dealing with what he was dealing with.
As for neil and my work - it's easier to catch up on albums than on books, and i think neil's heard most of what i've done, and he gets fed the material when he comes to gigs. he doesn't love all of it (he hated my "friday" paraody when he first heard it, but we recently figured out that it had more to do with the fact that he'd never seen the rebecca black version - so the irony mostly fell flat)...
Link to www.youtube.com
Amanda! I live in Hobart, Tasmania. I know you like to couch surf when you're staying away from home. What's your most memorable time couch surfing? Ha...i write about a few memorable moments in the book...but there's been so many. one that i wrote about and deleted (related: what the fuck am i going to do with the 60,000 words i deleted?) was about a TERRIBLE night in france...i was on tour with the danger ensemble - there were 7 of us total and we were in a remote part of the countryside. this girl had managed to convince friends of hers in a squat to let us stay there - and it was literally a cement room with blankets on the floor - no bathroom, no heat - really awful. but that wasn't actually all that bad: what was bad was the girl who'd tried to host us. i say tried because...she was such a botched definition of host. she attached herself to my side like a barnacle and kept trying to tell me the stories of her depression. it was reallly weird. my friends tried to save me by waving shiny things at her and distracting her away but she literally wouldn't leave my side the entire time we were there. this is how bad it was: when one of the french punks offered me some ketamine, i almost took it. my drugs days are mostly behind me, but that's how bad it was. i was like...TAKE ME ANYWHERE BUT HERE. GIVE ME THE KETAMINE. ANYTHING.
What do you think about the massive celebrity nude drop that's been going on? Funny you should ask, i was just catching up on my news-reading (during Book Writing i was pretty much out of All Loops) and that seems to be everywhere. i think it's pretty awful, on so many levels. one of the levels that isn't getting discussed a ton is WHY we as a culture are so obsessed with women's naked bodies and why it is that we go "ooh! ooh!!! naked!!! naughty!!! giggle!!! when, in fact, naked bodies are perfectly normal and we all have one. i found myself sort of fantasizing that all these women would just bind together - they have the power, for sure - and be like: "ok, that's the way you want it, you fucked-culture?? WE WILL SIMPLY WALK AROUND NAKED FOR A WHILE AND LET YOU FUCKING DEAL WITH YOUR OWN BULLSHIT. HOW'S THAT FOR YOU?"
That's one solution. however, I don't think it's likely to happen.
Dammit
Are you writing anything at the moment? Can't wait to here some new material :) Music? actually...yes. i just spent two weeks at bard college. i'm working a new musical, we're writing the plot from scratch and i'm heading into a little song-cave once a day to write tunes for the show. it's really fun - i like working FAST, i write best that way. and it's nice to write for characters. i feel free-er. i blogged about the show today, it just went on sale - only 5 performances. any songs that wind up on the reject pile for the show itself will just wind up being...songs i wrote. so hooray for that.
Link to amandapalmer.net
Hi Amanda! I've been a fan for years and had a great time seeing you in a little Manchester (UK) venue a little while ago. You were fantastic! Mmmm...i'm currently reading recommending laurie penny's new book "unspeakable things". brave, loud writing about feminism. she's got a strong voice even if you don't agree with all her politics.
I've been trying to write a book, and seeing as you've just finished yours, I'll ask a question about that. Are there any books you found particularly useful while writing your book (to help you with the writing process), or did you make it up as you went along? Also do you have a favourite author, and if so, who is it? Before i started writing - like, literally the week before - i re-read "eat, pray, love". i fucking love elizabeth gilbert's writing voice in that book and i read it as a reminder to myself to dig deep and be as honest as possible - not preachy, not didactic, just human. show don't tell. it helped. it also helped when i confessed that to elizabeth gilbert and i think it made her feel guilty enough to blurb my book. hooray for that.
You have to make a set list of 10 cover songs, spanning 3 artists. Which songs and by who? King of carrot flowers - neutral milk hotel.
Everybody knows - leonard cohen.
Apres moi - regina spektor.
Two-headed boy, part 1 - neutral milk hotel.
Daniel cowman - regina spektor.
Famous blue raincoat - leonard cohen.
Holland 1945 - neutral milk hotel.
Chemo limo - regina spektor.
Hallelujah - leonard cohen.
Two headed-boy, part 2 - neutral milk hotel.
Oh man, I'd kill to see you perform Chemo Limo. I've done it. such a great song.
I'd love some Kate Bush covers. Any chance? Link to vimeo.com
How did you have the breath control for Runs in the Family? i'm guessing you don't smoke Welll...in the studio i cheated. i did multiple vocal takes and layered them (i did the same thing when i recorded the studio version of "girl anachronism") and live i cut out certain lines...if you go see footage you'll notice there are lyrics i have to lose in order to breathe :)
Link to www.youtube.com
Did you spend much time talking with Trent R when touring with him in 2005? Very, very little. a few conversations. trent was very hide-y on that tour. he almost never came out of his dressing room. it was his first tour back, and first tour sober. i think he was just trying desperately to focus on getting it right. but he was really nice to us. i felt so honored that he'd invited us.
AMANDA! hi! First off, when I was young, my father was very controlling, and very strict. My siblings and I liken our childhood to living in a cult, because thats what it was like. When we finally got away from him, I remember listening to your music, and dancing. For once in my life I felt LIBERATED! It was simply fantastic, I cried when I found out you would be playing in my city, and I was too young, at 13, to go. SO my question is, how do you feel, knowing that you have and will continue to inspire so many people, who you've never met? Has it ever freaked you out or scared you? How are you so brave? And if you made banana bread, what 'extras' (nuts, candy, what have yous) would you put in it? And it doesn't freak me out, mostly because i was so inspired by other musicians growing up...edward ka-spel, robyn hitchcock, the cure, those musicians saved me without knowing it. they didn't need to know how much they impacted me. the impact was enough. so it's just like a karmic trade. i still find myself feeling really moved by music sometimes and i hope my heart never shuts down to the point where songs can't make me cry.
Do you like the Mountain Goats? Fuck yeah i do. i actually saw john live for the first time when i was about 20m in germany, in a cellar bar. he's amazing. songwriter from my planet. we played back to back at newport folk last year - and neil's also a fan.
When I first listened to the song The Point of It All, I thought of a girl I had gone to school with for years who died of ALS when we were 17. She wasn't the most popular girl and people who were not nice or outright made fun of her seemed to pour out of the woodwork to claim how she was their best friend once she was sick and long after she died. So the line "and you're learning that just cause they call themselves friends doesn't mean they'll call" really hit home about that. Also the whole "stare at the wall" thing. Then I found out you had a brother who had ALS, and I was wondering if what you went through and witness with him influenced you to write The Point of It All? My brohter karl dies of ALS when i was about 21. it was a fast decline...he was sick for about a year and then bam, gone. i missed a lot of his illness because i was at college. i still feel weird about that. the last time i saw him alive was when i went to visit him for a week knowing that i might never see him again and the reality of it was so hard for me to take that i watched the entire first season of Twin Peaks (he had it on VHS) over a four night marathon because i wanted my brain off. the song isn't about it or inspired by him. it's inspired by the exact same time in my life, though. i had a boyfriend, matt, who died. it's more about him than anything.
What's the most difficult thing you ever had to ask someone for? Oof. forgiveness, probably. i've been a right dick in some of my relationships. asking for forgiveness for having done something selfish is probably right up there. can't think of anything specific at the moment.
Hi, Amanda. What are your favorite horror movies, with Halloween around the corner? Oooh. "the shining" is tops. big "exorcist" fan as well. and it's more of a thriller, but "don't look now". a classic and most people don't know about it.
I also have a weird soft soft for "flatliners".
Last updated: 2014-09-07 00:48 UTC
This post was generated by a robot! Send all complaints to epsy.
submitted by tabledresser to tabled [link] [comments]


2014.08.11 02:22 thejimmy86 Introduction to Hamily and Others

This is the first story I will write about my family. It may get a bit boring in the introduction, but it's for a good cause, so get off my back already. Also I've never done an FPS before, so I apologize in advance if this doesn't live up to your delicate sensitivities. More to follow if this is well received at all.
Be Me - 27 years old. Soldier, veteran, engaged to hottie I met through my ham sister. Rider of motorcycles, and a bit of an asshole at times. 6'1.5 205 pounds, not ripped but healthy, working out 6 times a week because...soldier.
Don't be - ElderHam my oldest sister. 33. Moved to China while still a small fat. Ballooned in China. Now making noises about becoming more fit. We shall see ElderHam.
MarriedHam - Closest sister, older by a year. Good friend. Intensely obeast. Lost all her weight when single, met my friend from high school and shot out again. Didn't bother getting fit for her wedding.
TheMaw - My younger sister who is possibly the worst. 21. Works in a burger joint, and spends all of her money on food, to the point of not being able to pay for insurance on her car. Posts continuous pictures of the food she is about to compact into her face. A typical 'sassy' ham.
FatByReading - My younger brother. 19. No job. Fat as a truck. Wallows in fatlogic enabled by my mother. Buries his head in books at all times. Possibly a lost cause.
Other characters - My parents. Shitlord father of 63 who still works construction. Rather fit for his age. Like to box with me which ends up destroying their kitchen. Mother that is quite overweight. She pumped out 10 children so I'm very gentle with her. Sadly, she has developed ventricular Tachicardia and I believe her weight will kill her.
OlderBro - Skinny as a rail. Accountant. Families version of Switzerland. He was a virgin when he got married. That's all you need to know about that.
Miscellaneous siblings - Potheadsis, TheOneKidneyWonder, Cadetbro and the Littlemonsterbro. (He's my clone so his genetics are good don't you worry hur hur hur.
Shitladylover - Fiance. 130 pounds, 5'10. Wonderful woman, actress and singer, hates feminists which just makes me hard.
Be me. Homeschooled until grade 9 like all of my siblings. Enter highschool. Become corrupted. Date non-Christian girl. Kick my parents door in one night for locking me out. Wake up the next morning and parents run kickedtothecurb.exe.
Bounce around a skinny pothead for several years. Dead end jobs, shitty health, drinking drugs blah blah. Out of the blue decide that's enough. Enlist. Work ass off for 14 weeks knowing that failure will result in early death in a ditch. Start at a scrawny 160 and leave at 150; emaciated but can run like satan is running behind me with a double ended dildo. You have graduated basic training! Your level is now 2!
Much army bullshit later (including fatlogic in the ranks to be told at later date perhaps) do a tour to Afghanistan. Return in one piece. Your level is now - nope. Don't care about levels after that. Full Shitlord status. A bit dour. 175 pounds. Afghanistan heat has stripped away every bit of fat.
Arrive home for postdeployment leave. Mother cries. Father shakes hand. Neighbors whisper "I thought he was in jail." Find FatbyReading in livingroom. His nose is buried in a book, his ass in the couch. It may have become grafted to his skin. He acknowledges my presence. I graciously respond with
"Damn you've gotten fatter."
Mother appears with fatlogic loaded in both barrels.
"He's just big boned like his grandfather. Besides he's really strong. Probably stronger then you."
FatbyReading smirks. "Yeah I'm really strong now."
thefuryofkratos.jpg
"Oh hell noes. Let's see just how strong you are."
We begin with arm wrestling. Father officiates. Fatty dwarfed my slender arms. His cheeto stained smirk needs an APFSDS round rammed down it. First we go with right arms (my weak one). Fatty is stronger then I thought. I win easily though. He appears shaken.
We can go deeper!
Do my good arm. No resistance, bounce his wrist off table. The despondency is creeping into his eyes. I lick my lips.
"Do a pushup for me."
"What?"
"A pushup. You lie on the ground and put your hands underneath you. Then you push up. It's all the rage today. In Paris."
He attempts single pushup. Can't get it up. Grunts and thrashes. I smirk. Pump out 40 clean ones before he gets the point. He already looks exhausted. My father looks disgusted. Mother has vanished. FINISH HIM!
"Try to pick me up."
He goes purple trying to lift me off my feet. Nearly gets it, but fails. The light has faded from his eyes. All that remains is cholesterol. The coup de grace, I grab him around the waist and for one back breaking second lift his fat carcass (maybe close to 300 pounds) clean off the floor. I leave him, broken, and drink a litre of milk. We only had it powdered overseas, and it was disgusting.
EDIT - I NO CAN SPEL
submitted by thejimmy86 to fatpeoplestories [link] [comments]


2013.07.19 17:26 tsunami643 Tsunami's Hero Tips and Counters - Vol. XII: Slark-Storm Spirit

Slark
Versus
Sniper
Versus
Spectre
Versus
Spirit Breaker
Versus
Storm Spirit
Versus
submitted by tsunami643 to DotA2 [link] [comments]


2012.05.06 16:14 frontbot 15pm Sun 6 May 2012 - /r/funny

  1. OH SHIT! i.imgur.com comments funny
  2. Getting older. This is exactly how I feel, Liz Lemon. imgur.com comments funny
  3. True skill indeed imgur.com comments funny
  4. Think Illegal Downloading Is Free? i.imgur.com comments funny
  5. How I deal with racist people... imgur.com comments funny
  6. lol eggs imgur.com comments funny
  7. So, I tied my Iphone to a kite. i.imgur.com comments funny
  8. Dog Licking Ass (SFW) i.imgur.com comments funny
  9. My grandpa the photo bomber i.imgur.com comments funny
  10. My Girlfriend left this for me... I think she's a keeper. i.imgur.com comments funny
  11. NOOOOOOOOO i.imgur.com comments funny
  12. Was watching a random Asian horror film on Netflix when I was mindblown by a familiar face... imgur.com comments funny
  13. This little girl was using a showerhead as a phone at home depot :) wish i was a kid again.. i.imgur.com comments funny
  14. How I feel when using a friend's computer for the first time imgur.com comments funny
  15. I asked my husband to clean our room. This triggered his inner 5 year old and he fell asleep. imgur.com comments funny
  16. Serendipity. i.imgur.com comments funny
  17. Cinco De Child Predator imgur.com comments funny
  18. Exotic Flowers i.imgur.com comments funny
  19. Walked out of my flat to be greeted by this little fella imgur.com comments funny
  20. When a hot girl at a party asks if I want to see her room. i.imgur.com comments funny
  21. How my sister takes pictures with dogs i.imgur.com comments funny
  22. best porn I ever saw i.imgur.com comments funny
  23. Beans i.imgur.com comments funny
  24. Genius, or crossing the line? imgur.com comments funny
  25. Looking for a hebrew name for your daughter? i.imgur.com comments funny
  26. This is an aisle in my local walmart.. Red solo cups, ping pongs balls, and condoms... imgur.com comments funny
  27. This was the most disappointed I ever saw Otto. i.imgur.com comments funny
  28. I was gone for an hour... i.imgur.com comments funny
  29. So my friend Sanchez has the most suave baby picture I've ever seen. imgur.com comments funny
  30. you know, she might be on to something. i.imgur.com comments funny
  31. Can you tell that I live in the south? i.imgur.com comments funny
  32. That's what you get for letting Pinky drive. i.imgur.com comments funny
  33. Wait my waiter's name is what?!! imgur.com comments funny
  34. Good one, Ron. i.imgur.com comments funny
  35. How dare you! imgur.com comments funny
  36. Fuck this generation. i.imgur.com comments funny
  37. My hawk enjoys crawling under my bed [first post] i.imgur.com comments funny
  38. I CARN'T SPEL i.imgur.com comments funny
  39. I found this in the seafood department of my local supermarket imgur.com comments funny
  40. How Slash sees us imgur.com comments funny
  41. The only raping clown in town. imgur.com comments funny
  42. It's time to grow up. i.imgur.com comments funny
  43. I lol'ed, whoever did this is awesome. imgur.com comments funny
  44. When crush asked me for dating advice i.imgur.com comments funny
  45. Helped a random redditor move today, this is how he paid me. i.imgur.com comments funny
  46. And Good Night imgur.com comments funny
  47. 12 years later, the REAL culprits are found i.imgur.com comments funny
  48. Dear Batman imgur.com comments funny
  49. Try this i.imgur.com comments funny
  50. My friend takes "Wrong Number" to a whole new level i.imgur.com comments funny
submitted by frontbot to frontfunny [link] [comments]


2012.05.06 15:14 frontbot 14pm Sun 6 May 2012 - /r/funny

  1. True skill indeed imgur.com comments funny
  2. OH SHIT! i.imgur.com comments funny
  3. How I deal with racist people... imgur.com comments funny
  4. Think Illegal Downloading Is Free? i.imgur.com comments funny
  5. So, I tied my Iphone to a kite. i.imgur.com comments funny
  6. My grandpa the photo bomber i.imgur.com comments funny
  7. NOOOOOOOOO i.imgur.com comments funny
  8. Was watching a random Asian horror film on Netflix when I was mindblown by a familiar face... imgur.com comments funny
  9. This little girl was using a showerhead as a phone at home depot :) wish i was a kid again.. i.imgur.com comments funny
  10. How I feel when using a friend's computer for the first time imgur.com comments funny
  11. Serendipity. i.imgur.com comments funny
  12. I asked my husband to clean our room. This triggered his inner 5 year old and he fell asleep. imgur.com comments funny
  13. Cinco De Child Predator imgur.com comments funny
  14. When a hot girl at a party asks if I want to see her room. i.imgur.com comments funny
  15. Dog Licking Ass (SFW) i.imgur.com comments funny
  16. best porn I ever saw i.imgur.com comments funny
  17. How my sister takes pictures with dogs i.imgur.com comments funny
  18. Genius, or crossing the line? imgur.com comments funny
  19. Beans i.imgur.com comments funny
  20. Looking for a hebrew name for your daughter? i.imgur.com comments funny
  21. This is an aisle in my local walmart.. Red solo cups, ping pongs balls, and condoms... imgur.com comments funny
  22. lol eggs imgur.com comments funny
  23. This was the most disappointed I ever saw Otto. i.imgur.com comments funny
  24. I was gone for an hour... i.imgur.com comments funny
  25. My Girlfriend left this for me... I think she's a keeper. i.imgur.com comments funny
  26. So my friend Sanchez has the most suave baby picture I've ever seen. imgur.com comments funny
  27. Can you tell that I live in the south? i.imgur.com comments funny
  28. Wait my waiter's name is what?!! imgur.com comments funny
  29. I CARN'T SPEL i.imgur.com comments funny
  30. I found this in the seafood department of my local supermarket imgur.com comments funny
  31. How Slash sees us imgur.com comments funny
  32. Good one, Ron. i.imgur.com comments funny
  33. It's time to grow up. i.imgur.com comments funny
  34. I lol'ed, whoever did this is awesome. imgur.com comments funny
  35. How dare you! imgur.com comments funny
  36. My hawk enjoys crawling under my bed [first post] i.imgur.com comments funny
  37. you know, she might be on to something. i.imgur.com comments funny
  38. Helped a random redditor move today, this is how he paid me. i.imgur.com comments funny
  39. 12 years later, the REAL culprits are found i.imgur.com comments funny
  40. Dear Batman imgur.com comments funny
  41. My friend takes "Wrong Number" to a whole new level i.imgur.com comments funny
  42. Heres a preview of what me and my girlfriend will look like trying to dance at prom tonight. imgur.com comments funny
  43. So I tells him....... i.imgur.com comments funny
  44. When crush asked me for dating advice i.imgur.com comments funny
  45. And Good Night imgur.com comments funny
  46. Corncob cat. i.imgur.com comments funny
  47. Sexism Level: 1874 imgur.com comments funny
  48. F**K YEAH EATING imgur.com comments funny
  49. It worked for me once.. imgur.com comments funny
  50. I am a kite i.imgur.com comments funny
submitted by frontbot to frontfunny [link] [comments]


2012.05.06 14:17 frontbot 13pm Sun 6 May 2012 - /r/funny

  1. True skill indeed imgur.com comments funny
  2. My grandpa the photo bomber i.imgur.com comments funny
  3. OH SHIT! i.imgur.com comments funny
  4. NOOOOOOOOO i.imgur.com comments funny
  5. Was watching a random Asian horror film on Netflix when I was mindblown by a familiar face... imgur.com comments funny
  6. This little girl was using a showerhead as a phone at home depot :) wish i was a kid again.. i.imgur.com comments funny
  7. How I feel when using a friend's computer for the first time imgur.com comments funny
  8. Serendipity. i.imgur.com comments funny
  9. How I deal with racist people... imgur.com comments funny
  10. When a hot girl at a party asks if I want to see her room. i.imgur.com comments funny
  11. Cinco De Child Predator imgur.com comments funny
  12. I asked my husband to clean our room. This triggered his inner 5 year old and he fell asleep. imgur.com comments funny
  13. best porn I ever saw i.imgur.com comments funny
  14. Genius, or crossing the line? imgur.com comments funny
  15. Beans i.imgur.com comments funny
  16. So, I tied my Iphone to a kite. i.imgur.com comments funny
  17. Looking for a hebrew name for your daughter? i.imgur.com comments funny
  18. How my sister takes pictures with dogs i.imgur.com comments funny
  19. This is an aisle in my local walmart.. Red solo cups, ping pongs balls, and condoms... imgur.com comments funny
  20. This was the most disappointed I ever saw Otto. i.imgur.com comments funny
  21. I was gone for an hour... i.imgur.com comments funny
  22. So my friend Sanchez has the most suave baby picture I've ever seen. imgur.com comments funny
  23. Can you tell that I live in the south? i.imgur.com comments funny
  24. Wait my waiter's name is what?!! imgur.com comments funny
  25. I found this in the seafood department of my local supermarket imgur.com comments funny
  26. I CARN'T SPEL i.imgur.com comments funny
  27. How Slash sees us imgur.com comments funny
  28. Dog Licking Ass (SFW) i.imgur.com comments funny
  29. It's time to grow up. i.imgur.com comments funny
  30. I lol'ed, whoever did this is awesome. imgur.com comments funny
  31. Helped a random redditor move today, this is how he paid me. i.imgur.com comments funny
  32. 12 years later, the REAL culprits are found i.imgur.com comments funny
  33. Good one, Ron. i.imgur.com comments funny
  34. My hawk enjoys crawling under my bed [first post] i.imgur.com comments funny
  35. Think Illegal Downloading Is Free? i.imgur.com comments funny
  36. Dear Batman imgur.com comments funny
  37. How dare you! imgur.com comments funny
  38. Heres a preview of what me and my girlfriend will look like trying to dance at prom tonight. imgur.com comments funny
  39. My friend takes "Wrong Number" to a whole new level i.imgur.com comments funny
  40. So I tells him....... i.imgur.com comments funny
  41. you know, she might be on to something. i.imgur.com comments funny
  42. Corncob cat. i.imgur.com comments funny
  43. Sexism Level: 1874 imgur.com comments funny
  44. F**K YEAH EATING imgur.com comments funny
  45. I am a kite i.imgur.com comments funny
  46. My Girlfriend left this for me... I think she's a keeper. i.imgur.com comments funny
  47. When crush asked me for dating advice i.imgur.com comments funny
  48. And Good Night imgur.com comments funny
  49. Michael Jordan, still in search of the world's greatest hot dog i.imgur.com comments funny
  50. Robert Downey Jr teaches you math imgur.com comments funny
submitted by frontbot to frontfunny [link] [comments]


I'LL BUY WHATEVER YOU CAN SPELL CHALLENGE!! - YouTube I'LL BUY Whatever YOU CAN SPELL Challenge!!! - YouTube I'll BUY WHATEVER you can SPELL! - YouTube I've Gotta Spell Out - Party Posse - YouTube PLAYING 'FOR THE GIRLS'  GAME NIGHT - YouTube Ladies night!  Girls, Games and Glutes I'll BUY Whatever You Can SPELL Challenge! - YouTube I'LL BUY WHATEVER YOU CAN SPELL!! - Boys vs Girls - YouTube Lit Girls Night !! - YouTube I'LL BUY WHATEVER YOU CAN SPELL CHALLENGE! Emma and Ellie ...

grammar check: 'girl's night out event' or 'girls' night ...

  1. I'LL BUY WHATEVER YOU CAN SPELL CHALLENGE!! - YouTube
  2. I'LL BUY Whatever YOU CAN SPELL Challenge!!! - YouTube
  3. I'll BUY WHATEVER you can SPELL! - YouTube
  4. I've Gotta Spell Out - Party Posse - YouTube
  5. PLAYING 'FOR THE GIRLS' GAME NIGHT - YouTube
  6. Ladies night! Girls, Games and Glutes
  7. I'll BUY Whatever You Can SPELL Challenge! - YouTube
  8. I'LL BUY WHATEVER YOU CAN SPELL!! - Boys vs Girls - YouTube
  9. Lit Girls Night !! - YouTube
  10. I'LL BUY WHATEVER YOU CAN SPELL CHALLENGE! Emma and Ellie ...

whatever you can spell, I'll buy! This challenge was actually kind of... challenging haha! But everyone had tons of fun! On Instagram: The Shumway Show: http... Lit girls night !! #carmenpritchett #carmenandcorey Nique- https://www.youtube.com/user/MzIHeartDancing Chaz- https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYJgAP3ja9esre... I'll Buy Whatever You Can Spell Challenge! If we can spell it our mom has to buy it for us! Sounds fun already! Who do you think will get better stuff?!? Sha... Today everyone wanted us to do the If you can spell it we will buy it challenge! This was hard actually because Emma and Ellie didn't get good letters to spe... It's Boys vs Girls in the I'll Buy WHATEVER You Can Spell challenge!!! Let see what the family buys today! Join The Family! http://bit.ly/ehbeefamily Check... Watch in 1080p HD! We all deserve the best experience! OPEN ME This ladies night was LIT!! Shoutout to all my beautiful friends that showed up and supported a good time! I didn’t get to film it ... Video #4; To support me: https://cash.app/$RoseG0ldgirl MY COVID-19 STORY DIAGNOSED WITH CORONAVIRUS https://youtu.be/e_iHOgEGIp8 AHHHH yes I am aware of the 'title ... 👉 Join the DVG Fam: https://bit.ly/2lf0X8J 👕 DVG Fam Merch: https://dvgfam.shop/ 📸 Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/dadvgirls/ 🎥 TikTok: https://www ... Check out our merch! https://shop.spreadshirt.com/Carlaylee/ Our Newest Channel! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCctFq3rn09D2spDfae-iKIg Subscribe to our ga...